In a game that could rival Felix Hernandez's perfect game, or Mike Tyson's eight-second knockout, Darcy Kuemper, aka the Cat Burgler of the Bubble, was on fire.
In a performance so raw, Bun B called to congratulate him, Darcy Kuemper was unbelievable.
You think Jonas Korpisalo is having a good playoffs? That guy is Kenny G to Darcy's Miles Davis.
Yesterday the Coyotes won 4-2, and its unfortunate that Colorado scored two goals, because goalie performances don't usually get a lot of love when goose eggs are not involved.
But Jesus.
To call the game a "beat down" doesn't really do justice to Colorado's performance. They put on a clinic. The Coyotes were absolutely helpless to do anything.
The first period finished with the Avs having a 65% possession rating, 20 shots. and three Coyotes players in their underwear.
And that was Arizona's best period.
After that, a blood bath was only prevented by Kuemper who was streets ahead in this one.
The Avs finished with 39 scoring chances in a single game.
Kuemper was just unbelievable.
The series is now 2-1, but by all rights it should be over. The Coyotes game plan is a joke, and if Rick Tocchet has a strategy, it's not working.