extremely
- kicksave856

XTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

64 ford falcon futura v8 302

only car i ever owned

i still miss her
- -davies-

we're pen pals. she still talks fondly about you.

did i ever mention that we had to get him a special desk chair here? it's like a big mayonnaise-stained throne.

the man can't fit into these "regular" chairs that people sit it.

if a chair has arm rests it's completely useless to him. you can only fit up to say a 400 lb person in between those arm rests.
- kicksave856

I really hope its just mayonnnaise

I really hope its just mayonnnaise
- twiztedmike

it is. he hasn't seen his Richard much less yanked on it since 1977.

he gets his sexual satisfaction from ice cream sundaes these days.

it is. he hasn't seen his Richard much less yanked on it since 1977.

he gets his sexual satisfaction from ice cream sundaes these days.
- kicksave856

But he has a 19 year old kid

and he gets to look at a handsome 31 year old kicksave856 everyday so that must be satisfying

64 ford falcon futura v8 302

only car i ever owned

i still miss her
- -davies-

74 Olds Cutlass Supreme. Locally sold version known as a GMO.

She lasted less than 48 hours before being hit by a garbage truck.


well, she survived it pretty well. it was the other two accidents in less than 6 months that put her down.

But he has a 19 year old kid
- twiztedmike

probably got so fat another being just plopped out of him like a cell splitting.

probably got so fat another being just plopped out of him like a cell splitting.
- dt99999

But he has a 19 year old kid
- twiztedmike

i admit i didn't double check my math.

and he gets to look at a handsome 31 year old kicksave856 everyday so that must be satisfying
- twiztedmike

he makes me feel like a chicken parm sandwich when he looks at me.

he makes me feel like a chicken parm sandwich when he looks at me.
- kicksave856

more like a turkey.

*groans*

more like a turkey.
- Gramps28

*groa* ..



oh.

*sigh*

*doesn't shun Gramps28*

i admit i didn't double check my math.
- kicksave856

that's why we keep asians around

that's why we keep asians around
- twiztedmike

i keep them around for their sweet sweet asian asses

Stolen from Bennington:

The girl you are currently seeing does one of the following things. Which one are you most willing to deal with/accept:

-She talks during movies
-She is rude to waiters/waitresses
-She heckles comics
- aightwebang17

My girl is usually pretty good with movies, but when it comes to the restaurants I'm always the one saying please and thank you lol.

Don't think we talk about comics so it's that by default

The talking during a movie thing is the second most tolerable one, as being rude to waiters and waitresses is nearly unforgivable.
- BINGO!

define "being rude"



I feel like I have to be overly nice sometimes to compensate for her not giving a (frank)

Speculate:

Is Ben Case a pen name for our favourite Canes fan BINGO!?

Speculate:

Is Ben Case a pen name for our favourite Canes fan BINGO!?
- twiztedmike

no. but that would actually be so awesome.

no. but that would actually be so awesome.
- kicksave856

BINGO! ain't that clever.

the way Trump says "in-dus-tree" is blowing my mind

the way Trump says "in-dus-tree" is blowing my mind
- Crimsoninja

He's an alien

He's an alien
- Nucker101

"I'm kind of a germophope, believe me" made me think of kicksave