Alright, this was hard to narrow it down to 4. Went through the list and picked out the best ones imo:

-Elaine
-Tia (Calvin Klein Model)
-Sidra (Real or Fake tits)
-Meryl (Courtney Cox)
-Ellen (The Loser)
-Beth (The Racist)
-Lanette (Amanda Peet)
-Patty (Aunt Becky from Full House)
-Jenna (Brunette from Sex & the City)

Off the bat I'm eliminating Beth. Too Racist.

Lanette is too high maintenance

Patty is too annoying regarding emotions

I will also have to eliminate Tia and Ellen as I prefer the brunettes.

So it's :

Elaine - Overall, she's the hottest on the show
Sidra - Teri Hatcher in her prime, plus they are real (and spectacular)
Meryl - Young Courtney Cox, should never have cheated on her
Jenna - Kristen Davis in her prime and the toilet toothbrush would not have bothered me that much.
- aightwebang17

Tia
Sidra
Meryl
Rachel (Any girl that makes out during Schindler's List is fine by me)

Sidra has to be on everyones list

oh.

beth, aunt becky, elaine, courtney cocks
- dt99999

bump for the presumptuous PSG

bump for the presumptuous PSG
- dt99999

You clearly have a thing for famous 90s TV characters. Surprised you didn't figure out a way to sneak Roseanne onto your list.

You clearly have a thing for famous 90s TV characters. Surprised you didn't figure out a way to sneak Roseanne onto your list.
- PhillySportsGuy

i preferred older Becky.

i preferred older Becky.
- Fountain-San

Me too

I knew you'd try to sneak Elaine in there

While I agree that wall-of-hair era elaine is the best, i am removing her from contention

Still need to research but I am adding Melrose Place Cop as my second lock

I knew you'd try to sneak Elaine in there

While I agree that wall-of-hair era elaine is the best, i am removing her from contention

Still need to research but I am adding Melrose Place Cop as my second lock
- Crimsoninja

why would she not be in contention>?

why would she not be in contention>?
- aightwebang17

I dunno it's like saying jimmy dugan is your favorite peach

I dunno it's like saying jimmy dugan is your favorite peach
- Crimsoninja

No it's not.

Elaine was a girlfriend.

Jimmy was not a Peach roster player.

You might have a point if they were just exes throughout the series but they did get back together at one point.

This conversation is over.

leglol

This conversation is over.
- Crimsoninja

quebec didn't give women the vote until 19 (frank)ing 40

no wonder dan is how he is

quebec didn't give women the vote until 19 (frank)ing 40

no wonder dan is how he is
- -davies-

to be fair he grew up in little syria

to be fair he grew up in little syria
- Pie

my point stands

my point stands
- -davies-

There's a 'does it feel good when you sit on it' comment that some less gentlemanly people than me would say. But I'd prefer to just say Dan is a victim of his environment

There's a 'does it feel good when you sit on it' comment that some less gentlemanly people than me would say. But I'd prefer to just say Dan is a victim of his environment
- Pie

lol

lol
- -davies-

I'm sorry that was weak but Penit is in the habs thread and he has gravitas...requires much effort to deal with

Hallie

Marlene.

Lanette.. Amanda Peet...mmmmm

Donna Chang

From the episode where Kramer is betting on flight arrivals with the Texan

Edit...I always thought she was Natasha Hentstridge

From the episode where Kramer is betting on flight arrivals with the Texan

Edit...I always thought she was Natasha Hentstridge
- KINGKENZO

yeah she was a dime. def an alternate for me

sley i have a confession

you were right about wingettes >>> drumettes
- Crimsoninja

hes (frank)ing banned for James Neal

quebec didn't give women the vote until 19 (frank)ing 40

no wonder dan is how he is
- -davies-

less than a 100 years ago slits in the USA couldnt vote