i'm gonna need these arrest stories at some point


whenever you all feel ready
- -davies-

Riding a couch towed behind a truck down main street. Apparently the folks in town were unhappy with the racket it made.

Riding a couch towed behind a truck down main street. Apparently the folks in town were unhappy with the racket it made.
- BINGO!

you didn't happen to go through a mcdonald's drive through, did you?

you didn't happen to go through a mcdonald's drive through, did you?
- kicksave856

Sadly the closest McDonalds was about 50 miles away.

There was a video of it, but the guy filmed over it with a presentation for school.

...not all of it, though, so when his presentation in class ended it immediately cut to a video of a couch gliding along the street throwing sparks everywhere.

Sadly the closest McDonalds was about 50 miles away.
- BINGO!

why do you do this to yourself?

move towards civilization.

g2yh


lincoln or kennedy



leo, raph, mike or don




fav john candy movie Cool Runnings


crab or lobster




glasses or contacts Neither




milkshake - choc or vanilla




if you had to be reincarnated into one (non domesticated) animal what would it be
Croc



mount rushmore of personal fav movies Godfather, Inglorious Bastards, Kill Bill, Caddyshack



mexican or italian (food)



name someone famous you honestly think could be president in your lifetime
Ivanka Trump




have you ever fired a gun No




have you ever been put in the back of a police car Yes




rate your chopsticks proficiency on a scale of 1-10 2




cantaloupe or honey dew




own a st. bernard or a great dane




oreos - doublestuff or regular



when the smoke clears, who will sit on the Iron Throne




if your NHL team folded but you had to stay within your division, who would your new team be - Caps
- Crimsoninja

why do you do this to yourself?

move towards civilization.
- kicksave856

I have, now. But as a result of growing up and the lifestyle I had at the time, I shall inherit millions.

I have, now. But as a result of growing up and the lifestyle I had at the time, I shall inherit millions.
- BINGO!

marry me

g2yh


lincoln or kennedy

lincoln

leo, raph, mike or don

raph i guess

fav john candy movie

plane, trains and automobiles
crab or lobster


crab

glasses or contacts

glasses


milkshake - choc or vanilla


choc

if you had to be reincarnated into one (non domesticated) animal what would it be

polar bear

mount rushmore of personal fav movies

godfather, mr. blandings builds a house, goodfellas, maltese falcon

mexican or italian (food)

italian

name someone famous you honestly think could be president in your lifetime

matt damon


have you ever fired a gun

yes


have you ever been put in the back of a police car

yes


rate your chopsticks proficiency on a scale of 1-10


4

cantaloupe or honey dew


honey dew

own a st. bernard or a great dane


st. bernard

oreos - doublestuff or regular

reg

when the smoke clears, who will sit on the Iron Throne

idgaf


if your NHL team folded but you had to stay within your division, who would your new team be
- Crimsoninja

Jets

i'm gonna need these arrest stories at some point


whenever you all feel ready
- -davies-

which time?

which time?
- Gramps28

am i the only one here who answered no ?

buncha criminals

am i the only one here who answered no ?

buncha criminals
- -davies-

am i the only one here who answered no ?

buncha criminals
- -davies-

i answered no. i'm a goody two shoes

marry me
- kicksave856

Alright. I shall make the preparations.

am i the only one here who answered no ?

buncha criminals
- -davies-

tbf, never convicted of anything. i think that qualified me more as a miscreant than a criminal

Alright. I shall make the preparations.
- BINGO!

and i will shave my pubes

am i the only one here who answered no ?

buncha criminals
- -davies-

Mine wasn't anything special. Was at a house party that got busted. I had just arrived and hadn't taken a drink yet. I literally ran out the back door right into a cop. They breathalyzed me and realized I hadn't taken a drink of anything so they drove me home as my ride had scurried out earlier.

I killed 3 people

I killed 3 people
- dt99999

Well obviously.

i answered no. i'm a goody two shoes
- aightwebang17

lol

I killed 3 people
- dt99999

everybody makes mistakes.

the important thing is that you're a good person with a good heart. you're a hard worker. you mean well.

everybody makes mistakes.

the important thing is that you're a good person with a good heart. you're a hard worker. you mean well.
- kicksave856

my heart was indeed in the right place when I did it.

my heart was indeed in the right place when I did it.
- dt99999

none of this happened bud

/caper

none of this happened bud

/caper
- Gramps28

well hold on now, let's not get ahead of ourselves, you know how dan hates the blacks.

i can definitely see a hate crime in his past. and in his future.

none of this happened bud

/caper
- Gramps28

wow!

am i the only one here who answered no ?

buncha criminals
- -davies-

I said no. I did babysit someone for 15 minutes until the police came and saw them get put into the back of a police car if that counts.