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BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
Mar 22 @ 3:34 PM ET

- Fountain-San


such a (frank)ing scam
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 4:58 PM ET
marion was just telling me about all the things that hurt her toothache and when she got to "when i bend over it throbs" i had to stop her and tell her to find a better way to word that one when she's talking to the dentist.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 22 @ 5:05 PM ET
marion was just telling me about all the things that hurt her toothache and when she got to "when i bend over it throbs" i had to stop her and tell her to find a better way to word that one when she's talking to the dentist.
- kicksave856

too much sugar is bad for her enamel

is it her front tooth or back tooth?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 5:13 PM ET
too much sugar is bad for her enamel

is it her front tooth or back tooth?
- twiztedmike

back. she's gonna need a root canal.

i just didn't want her getting raped.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 22 @ 5:19 PM ET
back. she's gonna need a root canal.

i just didn't want her getting raped.
- kicksave856

you are the noblest hockeybuzzer
aightwebang17
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Typical Montreal, PA
Joined: 07.10.2008
Mar 22 @ 5:20 PM ET
just scheduled my vasectomy for next friday guys. this is it.
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 22 @ 5:23 PM ET
just scheduled my vasectomy for next friday guys. this is it.
- aightwebang17

GL
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 5:24 PM ET
just scheduled my vasectomy for next friday guys. this is it.
- aightwebang17

watson's gonna have a field day with this.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 5:24 PM ET
just scheduled my vasectomy for next friday guys. this is it.
- aightwebang17

if you wanna cancel that i can do it in my buddy's garage. no charge.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Mar 22 @ 5:24 PM ET
just scheduled my vasectomy for next friday guys. this is it.
- aightwebang17

end of an era
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Mar 22 @ 5:42 PM ET


oh ish
twiztedmike
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 10.06.2007
Mar 22 @ 5:44 PM ET
inevitable earthquake as the doctor goes in with the scalpel
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Mar 22 @ 5:56 PM ET
just scheduled my vasectomy for next friday guys. this is it.
- aightwebang17

*adds to the list of things i never expected to read on a hockey site*
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Mar 22 @ 6:01 PM ET
*adds to the list of things i never expected to read on a hockey site*
- Gramps28



lol




now everyone wish dant9999 a happy birthday
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 6:56 PM ET
wes, seriously. my buddy's got a dremel.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 6:57 PM ET
dan,
have an okay birthday.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 7:12 PM ET
crims, the small talk!

waiting to get the haircut and i've already heard an old lady yell above the hairdryer about her blood disorder that's making her spine disintigrate and then an older lady came in introduced herself to some strangers and started right in with "my gynocologist told me.."
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
Mar 22 @ 7:21 PM ET
crims, the small talk!

waiting to get the haircut and i've already heard an old lady yell above the hairdryer about her blood disorder that's making her spine disintigrate and then an older lady came in introduced herself to some strangers and started right in with "my gynocologist told me.."
- kicksave856

kuck, you're in a beauty salon. the barbershop is next door.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Mar 22 @ 7:28 PM ET
kuck, you're in a beauty salon. the barbershop is next door.
- Gramps28

Mrs. Caper shaves my head every fortnight.

Back is done monthly.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Mar 22 @ 7:36 PM ET
I have decided to withhold birthday wishes to dan until a time as yet to be determined
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013
Mar 22 @ 7:50 PM ET
just scheduled my vasectomy for next friday guys. this is it.
- aightwebang17


Let me know how it goes
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Mar 22 @ 7:52 PM ET
kuck, you're in a beauty salon. the barbershop is next door.
- Gramps28

i don't want a flat top
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 22 @ 8:53 PM ET
just scheduled my vasectomy for next friday guys. this is it.
- aightwebang17

who the (frank) can take time to be neutered during the heart of (frank)ing tax season?!?!?
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 22 @ 8:54 PM ET
watson's gonna have a field day with this.
- kicksave856

I was fixed years ago, easier to drop loads into whores with no consequences
penguininnevada
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater
Joined: 09.01.2008
Mar 22 @ 8:56 PM ET
end of an era
- Crimsoninja

vasectomies can be reversed if he decides to trade in the current wife for a younger sportier model with less mileage
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