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twiztedmitch
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Markham, ON
Joined: 07.20.2016
Jul 26 @ 1:30 PM ET
I have decided that I will post a scathing report as to the identity of thejonathans later today
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Jul 26 @ 1:31 PM ET
Just as an exercise...

Clueless
The Getaway (nude)
Eyes Wide Shut (nude)
The Gift (nude)
Kill Bill 2
Inception
Batman Returns
The Secretary (nude)
Dark Knight Rises
- Crimsoninja

not now
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jul 26 @ 1:32 PM ET
I have decided that I will post a scathing report as to the identity of thejonathans later today
- twiztedmitch

bro, didn't crims just talk to you about this yesterday?
aightwebang17
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Typical Montreal, PA
Joined: 07.10.2008
Jul 26 @ 1:32 PM ET
prime:


- dt99999

pasty white skin with no tits?
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Jul 26 @ 1:33 PM ET
Our averages
Marion 3
Alicia 3
Michelle 4.125
Anne 4.625
Nicole 5
Katie 5
Kim 5.5
Uma 6.25
Maggie 8.375
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Jul 26 @ 1:35 PM ET
Our averages
Marion 3
Alicia 3
Michelle 4.125
Anne 4.625
Nicole 5
Katie 5
Kim 5.5
Uma 6.25
Maggie 8.375
- PhillySportsGuy

good work everyone. we did it.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jul 26 @ 1:43 PM ET
good work everyone. we did it.
- Shutdown

feels good man
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Jul 26 @ 1:45 PM ET
good work everyone. we did it.
- Shutdown


Alicia had the least variation
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jul 26 @ 1:46 PM ET
Alicia had the least variation
- PhillySportsGuy

i think maggie can be left off all future lists.
twiztedmitch
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Markham, ON
Joined: 07.20.2016
Jul 26 @ 1:53 PM ET
bro, didn't crims just talk to you about this yesterday?
- kicksave856

OK So I ran a Stylometry analysis and basically it looks for writing patterns of each user and tries to compare them to ascertain the identity of an anonymous writer (thejonathans, in this case)

The obvious flaw in this report is that it identifies who is the most likely author from a list of KNOWN authors. However, if the person behind this account does not have his writing sample submitted (ie if it was a guy such as myself), it will be a flawed report.

Here goes:
============================ JStylo Analysis Output ============================
Started analysis on 2016-07-22, 16:35:16
Running test documents classification

Training corpus:
> crims (1 documents)
> d0pps (1 documents)
> dt99999 (1 documents)
> gramps28 (1 documents)
> kicksave856 (1 documents)
> phillysportsguy (1 documents)
> s2tp (1 documents)
> shutdown (1 documents)
> watsonnostaw (1 documents)

Test documents:
> _Unknown_ (1 documents)

Feature set: 9 feature-set:
> Unique Words Count
> Complexity
> Sentence Count
> Average Sentence Length
> Average Syllables in Word
> Gunning-Fog Readability Index
> Character Space
> Letter Space
> Flesch Reading Ease Score

Analyzers used:
> edu.drexel.psal.jstylo.analyzers.WekaAnalyzer -S 0 -R 1.0E-8
> edu.drexel.psal.jstylo.analyzers.WekaAnalyzer -I 0 -M 500 -H 50 -W 0.0
> edu.drexel.psal.jstylo.analyzers.WekaAnalyzer -I 1 -E 1.0 -S 1 -M 10000
> edu.drexel.psal.jstylo.analyzers.WekaAnalyzer -L 1.0 -N 0 -K weka.classifiers.functions.supportVector.PolyKernel -C 250007 -E 1.0
> edu.drexel.psal.jstylo.analyzers.WekaAnalyzer -L 0.3 -M 0.2 -N 500 -V 0 -S 0 -E 20 -H a

================================================================================

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Extracting features from training corpus (using sparse representation)...
2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Building relevant event set...2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Building attributes list...2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Creating training instances...2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Extracting features from test documents (using sparse representation)...
2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

Calculating InfoGain on the training set's features
===================================================
> Unique Words Count 1.879965
> Complexity 1.879965
> Average Sentence Length 1.879965
> Average Syllables in Word 1.879965
> Gunning-Fog Readability Index 1.879965
> Character Space 1.879965
> Letter Space 1.879965
> Flesch Reading Ease Score 1.879965
> Sentence Count 1.657743
done!

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Starting training and testing phase...

================================================================================

Running analysis with Analyzer 1 out of 5:
> Classifier: weka.classifiers.functions.LinearRegression
> Options: -S 0 -R 1.0E-8

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Starting classification...
2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

Results:
========
doc \ author | _Unknown_ | crims | d0pps | dt99999 | gramps28 | kicksave856 | phillysportsguy | s2tp | shutdown | watsonnostaw |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
thejonathans.txt |

Running analysis with Analyzer 2 out of 5:
> Classifier: weka.classifiers.functions.SimpleLogistic
> Options: -I 0 -M 500 -H 50 -W 0.0

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Starting classification...
2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

Results:
========
doc \ author | _Unknown_ | crims | d0pps | dt99999 | gramps28 | kicksave856 | phillysportsguy | s2tp | shutdown | watsonnostaw |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
thejonathans.txt | 0.100000 | 0.100000 | 0.100000 | 0.100000 | 0.100000 + | 0.100000 | 0.100000 | 0.100000 | 0.100000 | 0.100000 |

Running analysis with Analyzer 3 out of 5:
> Classifier: weka.classifiers.functions.VotedPerceptron
> Options: -I 1 -E 1.0 -S 1 -M 10000

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Starting classification...
2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

Results:
========
doc \ author | _Unknown_ | crims | d0pps | dt99999 | gramps28 | kicksave856 | phillysportsguy | s2tp | shutdown | watsonnostaw |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
thejonathans.txt |

Running analysis with Analyzer 4 out of 5:
> Classifier: weka.classifiers.functions.GaussianProcesses
> Options: -L 1.0 -N 0 -K weka.classifiers.functions.supportVector.PolyKernel -C 250007 -E 1.0

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Starting classification...
2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

Results:
========
doc \ author | _Unknown_ | crims | d0pps | dt99999 | gramps28 | kicksave856 | phillysportsguy | s2tp | shutdown | watsonnostaw |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
thejonathans.txt |

Running analysis with Analyzer 5 out of 5:
> Classifier: weka.classifiers.functions.MultilayerPerceptron
> Options: -L 0.3 -M 0.2 -N 500 -V 0 -S 0 -E 20 -H a

2016-07-22, 16:35:16 Starting classification...
2016-07-22, 16:35:16 done!

Results:
========
doc \ author | _Unknown_ | crims | d0pps | dt99999 | gramps28 | kicksave856 | phillysportsguy | s2tp | shutdown | watsonnostaw |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
thejonathans.txt | 0.004254 | 0.166938 | 0.030508 | 0.132893 | 0.000121 | 0.651518 + | 0.010787 | 0.000073 | 0.001807 | 0.001100 |
twiztedmitch
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Markham, ON
Joined: 07.20.2016
Jul 26 @ 1:53 PM ET
If thejonathans is one of the following users,

crims | d0pps | dt99999 | gramps28 | kicksave856 | phillysportsguy | s2tp | shutdown | watsonnostaw

there is a 65% chance its kicksave856 and 13% chance its dt99999
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Jul 26 @ 1:55 PM ET
i'm shocked at the pfeiffer love. very overrated imo.
- aightwebang17



anne hathaway ???
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jul 26 @ 1:55 PM ET
If thejonathans is one of the following users,

crims | d0pps | dt99999 | gramps28 | kicksave856 | phillysportsguy | s2tp | shutdown | watsonnostaw

there is a 65% chance its kicksave856 and 13% chance its dt99999
- twiztedmitch

you've never felt the touch of a woman in your life, have you?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jul 26 @ 1:56 PM ET
anne hathaway ???


- -davies-

guys, dave is here to tell you how your taste in women sucks.
twiztedmitch
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Markham, ON
Joined: 07.20.2016
Jul 26 @ 1:56 PM ET
you've never felt the touch of a woman in your life, have you?
- kicksave856

you've been lashing out at me a lot lately

and I've kept this to myself but I don't like your tone and attitude lately
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Jul 26 @ 1:56 PM ET
anne hathaway ???


- -davies-



she's extremely dislikeable I agree but she's pretty hot
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Jul 26 @ 1:57 PM ET
Mike this is your worst gimmick yet in an HB career made up solely of bad gimmicks©
twiztedmitch
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Markham, ON
Joined: 07.20.2016
Jul 26 @ 1:59 PM ET
Mike this is your worst gimmick yet in an HB career made up solely of bad gimmicks©
- dt99999

thejonathans is your worst gimmick
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jul 26 @ 2:01 PM ET
you've been lashing out at me a lot lately

and I've kept this to myself but I don't like your tone and attitude lately
- twiztedmitch

as one of, if not the only, poster who tolerates you without giving you too much poop, take it from me that you've been just that little bit extra (frank)ing annoying lately.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Jul 26 @ 2:01 PM ET
guys, dave is here to tell you how your taste in women sucks.
- kicksave856


oh calm down

but seriously not getting the hathaway love
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jul 26 @ 2:02 PM ET
oh calm down

but seriously not getting the hathaway love
- -davies-

you calm down.


you.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Jul 26 @ 2:02 PM ET


ok i'll give her +2 for nice tots
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Jul 26 @ 2:03 PM ET
oh calm down

but seriously not getting the hathaway love
- -davies-

I like the way she do
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012
Jul 26 @ 2:04 PM ET
oh calm down

but seriously not getting the hathaway love
- -davies-


Is your opinion personality based or looks based?
twiztedmitch
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Markham, ON
Joined: 07.20.2016
Jul 26 @ 2:04 PM ET
as one of, if not the only, poster who tolerates you without giving you too much poop, take it from me that you've been just that little bit extra (frank)ing annoying lately.
- kicksave856

seriously not that annoying

stop it.
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