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Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
Mar 24 @ 5:38 PM ET
Actually caper

i don't hate your future maybe son

it isn't his fault that his dad is a turd! i hate you! (frank) you caper!

how in the world did It ever agree to this?1
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Mar 24 @ 5:40 PM ET
Actually caper

i don't hate your future maybe son

it isn't his fault that his dad is a turd! i hate you! (frank) you caper!

how in the world did It ever agree to this?1
- Lindenis#1

I sometimes wonder if he drugged her and married her in a drive thru chapel in vegas like his hero Triple H
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 24 @ 5:43 PM ET
I sometimes wonder if he drugged her and married her in a drive thru chapel in vegas like his hero Triple H
- Crimsoninja

The Cerebral Capessassin?
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
Mar 24 @ 5:50 PM ET
I sometimes wonder if he drugged her and married her in a drive thru chapel in vegas like his hero Triple H
- Crimsoninja


i need to know what wife store he went to

lets review the facts

she likes football and hockey and wrestling
likes getting maxed
was okay with her honeymoon being a bruins game
is okay with her son being named after the poopholiest city in North America

i have no idea of her cooking or cleaning skills are like but they legit don't matter at this point

she seems like a custom order. definitely no Tinderella
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008
Mar 24 @ 6:07 PM ET
Guys announcement,

If you're wondering who will be the 1st overall pick in the 2034 NHL entry draft look no further. It's the little Caper Jr. Living inside my wife's belly right now.

This is your only warning.
- Cape Breton Bruins

congrats dude
i am uncle ben
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008
Mar 24 @ 6:09 PM ET
Thanks gang, you're all the best. Second only to Apples who is in fact the best.
- Cape Breton Bruins

aww man what a great day for everyone
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008
Mar 24 @ 6:11 PM ET
can you legally name your kid boston?
like i guess but i don't know the legal system that well
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
Mar 24 @ 6:27 PM ET
can you legally name your kid boston?
like i guess but i don't know the legal system that well
- Apples

I'm well versed in bird law
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Mar 24 @ 6:29 PM ET
hold on caper you were joking about the boston thing right?
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Mar 24 @ 6:36 PM ET
hold on caper you were joking about the boston thing right?
- Crimsoninja

Absolutely not
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
Mar 24 @ 6:38 PM ET
Absolutely not
- Cape Breton Bruins

Bahstan
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Mar 24 @ 6:42 PM ET
Absolutely not
- Cape Breton Bruins
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 24 @ 6:48 PM ET
Little known fact: dt99999 jr was most likely conceived in Boston. At the Omni Parker House where Caper and I regularly vacay
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Mar 24 @ 7:08 PM ET
Little known fact: dt99999 jr was most likely conceived in Boston. At the Omni Parker House where Caper and I regularly vacay
- dt99999



That's where we went on our honeymoon!
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008
Mar 24 @ 7:24 PM ET
I'm well versed in bird law
- shvingter88
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006
Mar 24 @ 7:39 PM ET
Absolutely not
- Cape Breton Bruins

Caper Hayes

TBH

I'd use your Dad's name
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Mar 25 @ 7:00 PM ET
I have kidnapped Apples and released him inside of an elaborate maze
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 25 @ 7:03 PM ET
I have kidnapped Apples and released him inside of an elaborate maze
- Crimsoninja

I need to ask him a computer question. Are you going to let him out at some point or do I just wait?
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Mar 25 @ 7:09 PM ET
I need to ask him a computer question. Are you going to let him out at some point or do I just wait?
- dt99999

The maze has wifi access and I have provided him with an iPad. Ask away.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 25 @ 7:24 PM ET
The maze has wifi access and I have provided him with an iPad. Ask away.
- Crimsoninja

Thanks


Apples my laptop is dead.


I can get this one with points is it good for home use?

Emails/browsing/Pornography viewing/pictures etc


https://www.airmiles.ca/a...ls-Products-_-prod2364322
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Mar 25 @ 7:25 PM ET
Apples never mind I saw the storage capacity and it's not enough.


ok Thanks good luck in the maze
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008
Mar 25 @ 7:40 PM ET
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006
Mar 26 @ 10:20 AM ET
Thanks


Apples my laptop is dead.


I can get this one with points is it good for home use?

Emails/browsing/Pornography viewing/pictures etc


https://www.airmiles.ca/a...ls-Products-_-prod2364322
- dt99999


Don't get a chrome book.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Mar 26 @ 10:38 AM ET
Don't get a chrome book.
- WaterBoy

why
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Mar 26 @ 11:19 AM ET
Don't get a chrome book.
- WaterBoy



speaking of, anyone know wtf is going on with google chrome, that ish hasn't worked in days on my computer and my phone freaked out yesterday for a while too
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