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Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008
Oct 11 @ 6:52 PM ET
please come set all this up at my house ty.


I will pay you $10 and all the peanut butter sandwiches you can eat*



*must be eaten on the premises, no take-out
- basementfloor

ya ok sure on my way btw my services are 204t543$ per hour + tax and plus good service charge and also tips
basementfloor
Montreal Canadiens
Location: My Big Mac only had one meat and too much special sauce :(
Joined: 08.05.2009
Oct 11 @ 11:06 PM ET
ya ok sure on my way btw my services are 204t543$ per hour + tax and plus good service charge and also tips
- Apples

Deal
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Oct 12 @ 1:40 PM ET
you old people ever see manhunter? first hannibal lecter related movie

gonna probs maybes peep it tonight
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
Oct 13 @ 3:09 AM ET
you old people ever see manhunter? first hannibal lecter related movie

gonna probs maybes peep it tonight
- Shutdown
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
Oct 13 @ 4:21 PM ET
Crims

Enjoy my thanksgiving sandwiches




2 slices of white bread
turkey
mayo
salt and pepper
yams
marshmellows
cranberry sauce (the kind that holds the shape of the can)
brussel sprouts
butter
bacon
gravy

And I washed it down with a nice Pabst Blue Ribbon
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Oct 13 @ 4:27 PM ET
rip, vag
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
Oct 13 @ 4:35 PM ET
rip, vag
- kicksave856
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Oct 13 @ 4:40 PM ET
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- DTF69[/img]

what am i looking at here? godzilla ripping through a barf bag after eating your sandwich?
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
Oct 13 @ 4:44 PM ET
what am i looking at here? godzilla ripping through a barf bag after eating your sandwich?
- kicksave856


Godzilla using his atomic breath to rip the head off a MUTO. Its metal as (frank).
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Oct 13 @ 4:46 PM ET
Godzilla using his atomic breath to rip the head off a MUTO. Its metal as (frank).
- DTF69

go go godzilla
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
Oct 13 @ 4:49 PM ET
go go godzilla
- kicksave856




Elizabeth Olsen is really hot.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Oct 13 @ 4:57 PM ET


Elizabeth Olsen is really hot.
- DTF69

googled her. i'd hit it.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Oct 13 @ 5:01 PM ET

cranberry sauce (the kind that holds the shape of the can)

- DTF69

the best kind


well done overall. the inclusion of the sprouts was bold
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Oct 13 @ 5:05 PM ET


Elizabeth Olsen is really hot.
- DTF69

yeah wtf she came out of nowhere. had no idea there was another olsen from that clan. by far the hottest
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
Oct 13 @ 5:14 PM ET
the best kind


well done overall. the inclusion of the sprouts was bold
- Crimsoninja


Mom cooks them in butter so they don't taste like golf balls
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Oct 13 @ 5:15 PM ET
Mom cooks them in butter so they don't taste like golf balls
- DTF69

no yeah spouts can be great, but to add them to a sandwich took balls

the toasting of the bread was key i suspect
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
Oct 13 @ 5:25 PM ET
no yeah spouts can be great, but to add them to a sandwich took balls

the toasting of the bread was key i suspect
- Crimsoninja


Very. Helped stiffen the bread so that the moisture from the yams and gravy didn't compromise the ability of the sandwich to stay a sandwich.

I microwaved the turkey to reheat it. To avoid the turkey going dry, I dampened a paper towel and put it in the microwave with the turkey and it kept its moisture
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Oct 13 @ 5:27 PM ET
Very. Helped stiffen the bread so that the moisture from the yams and gravy didn't compromise the ability of the sandwich to stay a sandwich.

I microwaved the turkey to reheat it. To avoid the turkey going dry, I dampened a paper towel and put it in the microwave with the turkey and it kept its moisture
- DTF69

(frank) i cant wait for thanksgiving now
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Oct 13 @ 5:38 PM ET
(frank) i cant wait for thanksgiving now
- Crimsoninja

its today silly
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Oct 13 @ 7:20 PM ET
(frank)in jayme
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006
Oct 13 @ 7:22 PM ET
Crims

Enjoy my thanksgiving sandwiches




2 slices of white bread
turkey
mayo
salt and pepper
yams
marshmellows
cranberry sauce (the kind that holds the shape of the can)
brussel sprouts
butter
bacon
gravy

And I washed it down with a nice Pabst Blue Ribbon
- DTF69


My puke looks tastier.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Oct 13 @ 7:24 PM ET
I think the sandwich sounds pretty good except for the marshmallows.

vag I'd burn you alive if i could.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
Oct 13 @ 7:27 PM ET
I think the sandwich sounds pretty good except for the marshmallows.

vag I'd burn you alive if i could.
- dt99999


Marshmellows+yams=awesome
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Oct 13 @ 7:29 PM ET
Marshmellows+yams=awesome
- DTF69

burn. you. alive.
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006
Oct 13 @ 7:31 PM ET
Marshmellows+yams=awesome
- DTF69

And that's probably why you love the taste of semen.
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