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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Oct 15 @ 9:15 PM ET
jeff will tap to the pacifier.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Oct 16 @ 2:27 AM ET



yessss

Ubisoft has now officially announced a new game in Far Cry series called Far Cry Primal which belongs to the Stone Age-era. The game is schedule to release for PS4 and Xbox One on February 23, 2016 and for PC version will come in March, 2016.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Oct 16 @ 2:30 AM ET


gonna miss the guns and the sniping and explosions but it was time for a change of pace i guess
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
Oct 16 @ 2:58 AM ET
Turok is still better

Also, Mortal Kombat X is so (frank)ing good. They introduced like 8 entirely new characters and 7 of them are cool as (frank)

It would be so cool to be Ermac
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008
Oct 16 @ 5:43 AM ET


gratz caper. i'll send the Nationals onsie you requested a few months ago

oh poop, that was posed to be pm...
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008
Oct 16 @ 5:44 AM ET

also, fags

i can teem tonight and tomorrow night

just send me a sexbox pr0n msg
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Oct 16 @ 6:37 AM ET
It seems like just yesterday when Nurps made a complete and utter fool out of Jeff.
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008
Oct 16 @ 7:23 AM ET
It seems like just yesterday when Nurps made a complete and utter fool out of Jeff.
- dt99999

it does
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Oct 16 @ 11:34 AM ET
lol.

I adjusted the time zone on my computer this morning to reflect pacific time so I could book meetings next week and I forgot to change it back and just became LIVID upon thinking it was only 8:30.

LOOOOOL
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Oct 16 @ 11:37 AM ET
lol.

I adjusted the time zone on my computer this morning to reflect pacific time so I could book meetings next week and I forgot to change it back and just became LIVID upon thinking it was only 8:30.

LOOOOOL
- dt99999

•_•
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Oct 17 @ 9:54 AM ET
Guys announcement,

Nurps is 100% nocturnal and I have my suspicions that Puddy might be her biological father. I will keep you all apprised.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Oct 17 @ 10:05 AM ET
Guys announcement,

Nurps is 100% nocturnal and I have my suspicions that Puddy might be her biological father. I will keep you all apprised.
- Cape Breton Bruins
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Oct 17 @ 1:48 PM ET
Guys announcement,

Nurps is 100% nocturnal and I have my suspicions that Puddy might be her biological father. I will keep you all apprised.
- Cape Breton Bruins

lol
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Oct 18 @ 11:54 AM ET


grats, puddy
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
Oct 18 @ 12:56 PM ET
Guys announcement,

Nurps is 100% nocturnal and I have my suspicions that Puddy might be her biological father. I will keep you all apprised.
- Cape Breton Bruins


I'm terrified of nurps already
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Oct 18 @ 1:11 PM ET
I'm terrified of nurps already
- Lindenis#1

you should be.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
Oct 18 @ 1:13 PM ET
you should be.
- kicksave856


She already eviscerated Shvingy
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Oct 18 @ 1:22 PM ET
She already eviscerated Shvingy
- Lindenis#1

squash match
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
Oct 18 @ 1:27 PM ET
squash match
- kicksave856


Most impressive debut since Kane

They're building her up to Cena on Strowman
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Oct 18 @ 2:29 PM ET
Nurps update,

She pooped out what had to two entire, microwaved mars bars at 3am this morning.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
Oct 18 @ 2:37 PM ET
Nurps update,

She pooped out what had to two entire, microwaved mars bars at 3am this morning.
- Cape Breton Bruins


This is actually my biggest fear as a parent. The monstrous poops babies are able to conjure
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Oct 18 @ 2:44 PM ET
This is actually my biggest fear as a parent. The monstrous poops babies are able to conjure
- Lindenis#1

She was a poop machine at the hospital but built a two day atomic poop bomb since she was home and unleashed it in the wee hours of the morning for optimal damage to all in its blast radius.(me, BM and Puddy)
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
Oct 18 @ 3:32 PM ET
She was a poop machine at the hospital but built a two day atomic poop bomb since she was home and unleashed it in the wee hours of the morning for optimal damage to all in its blast radius.(me, BM and Puddy)
- Cape Breton Bruins


The latest Tinderella is a baby birthing nurse lady. I asked her why baby poop is so nasty, this is how she replied

"Their poop is called meconium when they are first born. It's like black tar. And it is the stickiest, nastiest thing. Almost like molasses"

But why?

"Because they don't eat normal food. They don't have normal poop until 8 months or whenever they start on 'normal' food."
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Oct 18 @ 5:01 PM ET
The latest Tinderella is a baby birthing nurse lady. I asked her why baby poop is so nasty, this is how she replied

"Their poop is called meconium when they are first born. It's like black tar. And it is the stickiest, nastiest thing. Almost like molasses"

But why?

"Because they don't eat normal food. They don't have normal poop until 8 months or whenever they start on 'normal' food."
- Lindenis#1

Actually the black tar only lasts a few days and then it turns greenish/yellow as she passes breast milk.

#pooptalk
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Oct 18 @ 5:37 PM ET
Actually the black tar only lasts a few days and then it turns greenish/yellow as she passes breast milk.

#pooptalk
- Cape Breton Bruins

Wait until she starts eating real food
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