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Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:19 AM ET
Don't you Canadians have government healthcare?
- shvingter88

Yeah. And some companies cover the rest. I get 12 massages a year and 12 trips between the chiropractor or physiotherapist as well for what they call "Preventative Maintainence" lol

They pay me a bonus if I use them all.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:20 AM ET
but they'll have some of the nicest, cleanest choppers you've ever seen.
- kicksave856

Things sound bleak in QC.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Nov 10 @ 10:23 AM ET
I'm not really sure anymore
- shvingter88



lol
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
Nov 10 @ 10:23 AM ET
Yeah. And some companies cover the rest. I get 12 massages a year and 12 trips between the chiropractor or physiotherapist as well for what they call "Preventative Maintainence" lol

They pay me a bonus if I use them all.
- Cape Breton Bruins



holy
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:27 AM ET
holy
- -davies-

You would not BOleaf the amount of coworkers who are too lazy to utilize these perks.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:28 AM ET
but they'll have some of the nicest, cleanest choppers you've ever seen.
- kicksave856


not really as people near retirement age and the dentist realizes you're about to lose your private insurance they're like OH MAN YOUR TEETH ARE SHOT WE GOTTA PULL THEM ALL OUT FOR $10,000 AND THE MAKE YOU SOME DENTURES FOR LIKE $8,000
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:30 AM ET
Yeah. And some companies cover the rest. I get 12 massages a year and 12 trips between the chiropractor or physiotherapist as well for what they call "Preventative Maintainence" lol

They pay me a bonus if I use them all.
- Cape Breton Bruins



yeah they pay for 12 massages but if you need a (frank)ing colonoscopy and you got to private so you don't have to wait 3 years they won't cover that because you could get it for free at the hospital.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:30 AM ET
not really as people near retirement age and the dentist realizes you're about to lose your private insurance they're like OH MAN YOUR TEETH ARE SHOT WE GOTTA PULL THEM ALL OUT FOR $10,000 AND THE MAKE YOU SOME DENTURES FOR LIKE $8,000
- dt99999

Are you sure you don't live in Nova Scotia?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:31 AM ET
Are you sure you don't live in Nova Scotia?
- Cape Breton Bruins

I've dabbled
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:32 AM ET
yeah they pay for 12 massages but if you need a (frank)ing colonoscopy and you got to private so you don't have to wait 3 years they won't cover that because you could get it for free at the hospital.
- dt99999

Yup you definitely live in Nova Scotia.

Things seems to run a little smoother in Alberta from my experiences anyway.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:33 AM ET
Yup you definitely live in Nova Scotia.

Things seems to run a little smoother in Alberta from my experiences anyway.
- Cape Breton Bruins



caper, I live in Quebec.

I don't know if things anywhere else can get any less efficient than they are here but I doubt it since you would be long dead if they did.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Nov 10 @ 10:39 AM ET
not really as people near retirement age and the dentist realizes you're about to lose your private insurance they're like OH MAN YOUR TEETH ARE SHOT WE GOTTA PULL THEM ALL OUT FOR $10,000 AND THE MAKE YOU SOME DENTURES FOR LIKE $8,000
- dt99999

CANADA IS A GOD DAMNED SCAM!
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:40 AM ET
Ziggy wake up I need you I have a Tinder sitch
- Lindenis#1

lol
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Nov 10 @ 10:41 AM ET
yeah they pay for 12 massages but if you need a (frank)ing colonoscopy and you got to private so you don't have to wait 3 years they won't cover that because you could get it for free at the hospital.
- dt99999

you can get it for free at my house too.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:42 AM ET
caper, I live in Quebec.

I don't know if things anywhere else can get any less efficient than they are here but I doubt it since you would be long dead if they did.
- dt99999

Rip

My personal experience was falling 5 years ago while attending electrical school and dislocating my shoulder. I know it was dislocated because I physically felt it go back into place.

Went to the local "hospital" and they wouldn't even X-ray it lol. They said it's just a bruised joint lol wtf and I'd be fine in 3 days. It has given me problems ever since, especially now that I work in minus 40 temps sometimes.

Got it looked at here, they sent me in for an MRI. Labrum torn in three places, joint deformability due to improper healing and a cyst formed in the gap where it didn't set right.

Plan in place within minutes to treat it and I'm on the mend finally. I'm sure there are lots of horror stories around the country, but this one time I noticed a big difference in "giving a (frank)" about the patient.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:45 AM ET
CANADA IS A GOD DAMNED SCAM!
- kicksave856

It's a Ponzi scheme
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 10 @ 10:56 AM ET
CANADA IS A GOD DAMNED SCAM!
- kicksave856

you know what the best part is?

all the way through mid-July, I literally don't make a penny.

it all goes to the government so they can (frank) up caper's shoulder LOL.
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
Nov 10 @ 11:10 AM ET
Not for regular eye and dental care which is why your dentist will run after you incessantly so he can clean your teeth for $300 but elderly people will be left to die in hospital hallways while laying in their own urine.
- dt99999

Thanks Obama
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 10 @ 11:12 AM ET
Thanks Obama
- shvingter88

if anyone can get you there it's him
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
Nov 10 @ 11:12 AM ET
Yeah. And some companies cover the rest. I get 12 massages a year and 12 trips between the chiropractor or physiotherapist as well for what they call "Preventative Maintainence" lol

They pay me a bonus if I use them all.
- Cape Breton Bruins

Nice
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
Nov 10 @ 11:12 AM ET
if anyone can get you there it's him
- dt99999

What about your boy Bernie sanders?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 10 @ 11:13 AM ET
What about your boy Bernie sanders?
- shvingter88

at least he'll get you some weed
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006
Nov 10 @ 11:14 AM ET
I also work for free until le nowel des campeurs for Caper's (frank)ing shoulder
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Nov 10 @ 11:16 AM ET
if anyone can get you there it's him
- dt99999
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Nov 10 @ 11:19 AM ET

- kicksave856
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