1) philly people, what is Rum ham? One of my managers just came back from philly so I was like "cheese steak" and he said he had a rum ham thing and it was top tits

2) congrats on scoring caper

1) philly people, what is Rum ham? One of my managers just came back from philly so I was like "cheese steak" and he said he had a rum ham thing and it was top tits

2) congrats on scoring caper
- Lindenis#1

never heard of it.

never heard of it.
- kicksave856

hmm weird

Ignore #8 and this is basically caper's goal

Take that RUSSIA!

To the Gronk bros or PM Dman?
- Cape Breton Bruins

EVERYBODY was supposed to be the joke but i've lost steam

I shot 96 at golf today.

EVERYBODY was supposed to be the joke but i've lost steam
- -davies-

They are all super nice guys. Dreamy as fuk too.

I shot 96 at golf today.
- Cape Breton Bruins

congrats if that's good

congrats if that's good
- Crimsoninja

It's not good. But it's around my average.

I can drive the ball to the (frank)ing Yukon but chipping and irons are my bane.

It's not good. But it's around my average.

I can drive the ball to the (frank)ing Yukon but chipping and irons are my bane.
- Cape Breton Bruins

drive for show, putt for dough.

i am the opposite. i can drive it well. I just have no idea where its going though. i can putt like a mother(frank)er, though.

drive for show, putt for dough.

i am the opposite. i can drive it well. I just have no idea where its going though. i can putt like a mother(frank)er, though.
- Gramps28

My man. Let go golfing, it's such a fun game to try and figure out.

My man. Let go golfing, it's such a fun game to try and figure out.
- Cape Breton Bruins

I'm in. It is if you don't take it seriously.

my favorite line when playing and someone is getting upset.

"you're not good enough to get this mad"

I'm in. It is if you don't take it seriously.

my favorite line when playing and someone is getting upset.

"you're not good enough to get this mad"
- Gramps28

nah I'm super laid back. I have no delusions about my level of skill or anything. Just like getting out, crushing a few cold ones and trying to not sail it OVER THE GOD DAMN (frank)ING GREEN WITH MY COCKSUCKING 9IRON

jk lol

nah I'm super laid back. I have no delusions about my level of skill or anything. Just like getting out, crushing a few cold ones and trying to not sail it OVER THE GOD DAMN (frank)ING GREEN WITH MY COCKSUCKING 9IRON

jk lol
- Cape Breton Bruins

oh (frank) the 9 iron. I either use a wedge or a 7 Iron. Yep. Get maxxed, have some cold ones and have some laugh is a good day to me. I am not good enough to get mad.

oh (frank) the 9 iron. I either use a wedge or a 7 Iron. Yep. Get maxxed, have some cold ones and have some laugh is a good day to me. I am not good enough to get mad.
- Gramps28

I'm married to my hybrids. Only clubs I can hit straight consistently besides my driver. Irons are a complete gong show for me.

I'm married to my hybrids. Only clubs I can hit straight consistently besides my driver. Irons are a complete gong show for me.
- Cape Breton Bruins

i went golfing one time with a coworker guy who was really bad and i didn't care because i'm bad. we were keeping score because you do that sort of thing. but then he got really mad when he realised i had too many clubs in my bag. i was borrowing a couple wedges from a friend to try and figure out which I wanted to buy and add to my bag. i've never seen someone get so mad playing golf.

i can hit my woods for days, straight as an arrow. cannot hit my drive in a straight line to save my life. hybrids are 50-50. long irons are deadly. short irons are trash. wedge's are 50-50. putting game is always good enough to trick myself into think I have it but then too strong or too soft.

I'm married to my hybrids. Only clubs I can hit straight consistently besides my driver. Irons are a complete gong show for me.
- Cape Breton Bruins

my one buddy got real into golf and i berated him for like 4 years about it while he struggled and took lessons and poop.

one day he took me to a driving range and i was just crushing poop straight and far as poop and he was just so pissed because it wasn't supposed to be that easy but i'd picked up all the fundamentals of hitting the ball just watching golf at his house for 4 years.

he took me to a small golf course and i was a (frank)ing disaster. i won one hole all day and only because he hit the side of a barn with his second shot.

I'm married to my hybrids. Only clubs I can hit straight consistently besides my driver. Irons are a complete gong show for me.
- Cape Breton Bruins

Even though I can hit my 3-wood almost as far as my driver, I always trick myself into thinking I have the driver figured out. After about 5 holes of taking the scenic route to the green, I put my driver away. Mid-irons I am pretty decent. 8 and 9 irons are useless aside from hitting over a tree. lol.

Doesn't make a difference in the end. Every hole has one shot that (frank)s up the whole hole.

i went golfing one time with a coworker guy who was really bad and i didn't care because i'm bad. we were keeping score because you do that sort of thing. but then he got really mad when he realised i had too many clubs in my bag. i was borrowing a couple wedges from a friend to try and figure out which I wanted to buy and add to my bag. i've never seen someone get so mad playing golf.

i can hit my woods for days, straight as an arrow. cannot hit my drive in a straight line to save my life. hybrids are 50-50. long irons are deadly. short irons are trash. wedge's are 50-50. putting game is always good enough to trick myself into think I have it but then too strong or too soft.
- Lindenis#1

I used to play with a uber competitive guy who aside from that was a great guy. I monster crushed a drive. We both lost it in flight and had no idea where the ball was. After looking in the general where it was heading and at my usual yardage, gave up, dropped a ball and flew the green. I was mildly upset because I knew I crushed the mother(frank)er. As I was walking to the green, there is my ball sitting dead center in the fairway about 75 yards further thaan we though and about 60 yards from green.

I said (frank) that provisional, I am playing this one. He gets all upset and accused me of dropping a ball. After laughing at him, I knock it stiff, tap in my birdie and then he stormed off the course.

We weren't even playing for money.

my one buddy got real into golf and i berated him for like 4 years about it while he struggled and took lessons and poop.

one day he took me to a driving range and i was just crushing poop straight and far as poop and he was just so pissed because it wasn't supposed to be that easy but i'd picked up all the fundamentals of hitting the ball just watching golf at his house for 4 years.

he took me to a small golf course and i was a (frank)ing disaster. i won one hole all day and only because he hit the side of a barn with his second shot.
- kicksave856

Driving range. I was PGA qualified there. Get on a course and all hell breaks loose.

*is uber competitive*

edit: not really in life or real things, but definitely in minor things like ping pong and stuff

*is uber competitive*
- Crimsoninja

total Napoleon complex

I used to play with a uber competitive guy who aside from that was a great guy. I monster crushed a drive. We both lost it in flight and had no idea where the ball was. After looking in the general where it was heading and at my usual yardage, gave up, dropped a ball and flew the green. I was mildly upset because I knew I crushed the mother(frank)er. As I was walking to the green, there is my ball sitting dead center in the fairway about 75 yards further thaan we though and about 60 yards from green.

I said (frank) that provisional, I am playing this one. He gets all upset and accused me of dropping a ball. After laughing at him, I knock it stiff, tap in my birdie and then he stormed off the course.

We weren't even playing for money.
- Gramps28

I went with a friend who was legit good as (frank) once. He must have hit his drive 380 over the pond on a dog leg hole and into the approach. The other guy we were with, who was real good and took pride in being better than everyone at golf, was sure he drained it into the pond. I played the fairway with two shots. One to the bend. another to the approach.

There was my first friends ball like 3 feet off the green in the centre left of the approach. and the other guy was so confounded he couldn't handle it. He didn't accuse him of cheating but he definitely thought something was afoot. So he spent the rest of the round basically being suspicious and finally by the 9th (we only were playing a quick 9) he says "HOW THE (frank) DID YOU DO IT?" And had a small breakdown.