Dont forget about the female dog you werr dancing with and fell ontop of in the middle of the floor then got up and danced with a different girl instead.

Or at the end of the night when the lights were on to gtfo and no music playing yet you were dancing alone.
- phuckyou

All my recollections of that night are secondhand stories. I'll have to take your word for it.

Davies, just delete your browsing history.
- mr.peanut

wut really and why

wut really and why
- -davies-

the porn, silly.

wut really and why
- -davies-

Just give it a shot.

Just give it a shot.
- mr.peanut

a good old fashioned cache cleaning never hurt anything either.

Dude the entire approach and landing was sketchy as (frank). Dude across the isle and me looked at each other giving simultaneous "dafuq??" Faces. I thought of you.
- Crimsoninja

As a person that's been working in the aerospace field for way too long, don't fly.

As a person that's been working in the aerospace field for way too long, don't fly.
- shvingter88

oh christ. this is exactly what i was afraid of!

oh christ. this is exactly what i was afraid of!
- kicksave856

I'll absolutely never fly in a helicopter, I feel for obvious reasons. Airplanes only if I have to, I'll even check to see what I'll be flying on. I will in no way ever fly on a Boeing 737 or anything else made by the companies I've worked for. Rather not know the morons that build those death traps.

I'll absolutely never fly in a helicopter, I feel for obvious reasons. Airplanes only if I have to, I'll even check to see what I'll be flying on. I will in no way ever fly on a Boeing 737 or anything else made by the companies I've worked for. Rather not know the morons that build those death traps.
- shvingter88

jesus christ, shvinggy stop!

my family is desperately trying to get me on a plane in march right now.


THE PRESSURE IS ON ABOUT A TRIP TO FLORIDA!

kick chill the (frank) out. you're more likely to die in a car crash than a plane crash.




...
you're probably never leaving your house now.

kick chill the (frank) out. you're more likely to die in a car crash than a plane crash.




...
you're probably never leaving your house now.
- DTF69

i just finished boarding up my windows from the inside.

Planes are safe as fuk

Planes are safe as fuk
- Crimsoninja

emma is on raw!

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Planes are safe as fuk
- Crimsoninja

talk to me about the landing. what was wrong with it? what did it feel like?

i need to know.

I have never been on an airplane or helichopper but I am not afraid of them I don't think.

i am texting all of these details to my brother in a panic and he sent back a one word response: "shvingter?"

I have never been on an airplane or helichopper but I am not afraid of them I don't think.
- Apples

shvinggy says they're made out of tin foil, bro.

shvinggy says they're made out of tin foil, bro.
- kicksave856

when was the last major airplane disaster in a western country?

total loss of life, I mean.

it happens so infrequently that it's negligible.

when was the last major airplane disaster in a western country?

total loss of life, I mean.

it happens so infrequently that it's negligible.
- Apples

shvingy has me thinking every other one goes down.

shvingy has me thinking every other one goes down.
- kicksave856

schvingy is an imbecile

jesus christ, shvinggy stop!

my family is desperately trying to get me on a plane in march right now.


THE PRESSURE IS ON ABOUT A TRIP TO FLORIDA!
- kicksave856

Just wear your seatbelt

kick chill the (frank) out. you're more likely to die in a car crash than a plane crash.




...
you're probably never leaving your house now.
- DTF69

Yeah and so is sky diving. More people drive each day than fly. The numbers aren't comparable.

i am texting all of these details to my brother in a panic and he sent back a one word response: "shvingter?"
- kicksave856

schvingy is an imbecile
- dt99999

Didn't you work in aerospace?

Currently there's a product we have here, not one I work on, they go on a twin engine Cessna. The alternator shaft has been drilling a hole into the housing. The only way they can tell that it did that is by the alternator gauge going zero. So that means fuel is dumping into the engine bay while in flight. Want to know their solution?

JB weld. Yeah real (frank)ing safe.

I can't wait to find a new job.

Edit: also when they asked my advice about an issue they were having with fluctuation in flows I told them the housings are garb and these should be allowed to fly. What'd they do you ask? They shipped them anyway and one blew up in flight resulting in a crash about a month ago. I was selected to go over the unit with the FAA and NTSB to determine the cause of the explosion. That was a (frank)ing nightmare.

Dude the entire approach and landing was sketchy as (frank). Dude across the isle and me looked at each other giving simultaneous "dafuq??" Faces. I thought of you.
- Crimsoninja

An old lady asked the pilot when I landed in Halifax Sunday if we landed or were we shot down.