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- AGalchenyuk27
151: Mr Mime – a dumbass clown with no good attacks
150: Zubat – annoying and its legs make no sense
149: Rattata – annoying buck toothed little poop
148: Raticate – slightly less dumb than its evolution
147: Goldeen – derp
146: Tangela – just dumb vines
145: Krabby – it’s a crab
144: Jynx - hoe
143: Bellsprout - meh
142: Tentacool – water Rattata
141: Magikarp – a stupid fish
140: Shelder – hate its dumbass tongue
139: Poliwag – weird little thing
138: Metapod – so useless
137: Kakuna – at least it could learn Poison Sting
136: Venonat – stupid mothball, but the Butterfree-Venomoth theory is cool
135: Caterpie – little poop
134: Seel – see Shelder
133: Gloom – ugly and lame
132: Golbat – big dumb Zubat
131: Wigglytuff – less good than Chansey and dumber looking
130: Chansey - useless
129: Paras – stupid little mushroom
128: Spearow – total skid
127: Horsea – so lame and also useless
126: Farfetch’d – most useless bird
125: Weedle – would poison every one of my Pokemon going through Viridian Forest despite the poison chance on Poison Sting being 10%
124: Electabuzz – dumb looking
123: Seaking – so much derp
122: Parasect – the Seaking of bugs
121: Exeggcute – just eggs
120: Electrode – boring
119: Ekans – just a purple snake that never learned a good attack
118: Clefable – what a stupid face
117: Meowth – too Asian looking. Reminded me of My Little Kitty Hello or whatever
116: Clefairy – less dumb than Clefable because its smaller and easier to kill
115: Jigglypuff – Total Diva!
114: Hitmonchan – “wears” a skirt and that always bugged me, also the “hair” style it rocks
113: Seadra – an angry seahorse?
112: Slowpoke – just kinda bad and I never liked the idea that people would poach their tails for aphrodisiacs
111: Pidgey – it sure exists
110: Poliwhirl – why does it have gloves
109: Vileplume – I never really “got” the design and the droopiness was silly
108: Slowbro – nothing bro about this guy
107: Oddish – it’s a dumb raddish
106: Omanyte – its totally fine
105: Butterfree – should evolve from Venonat
104: Drowzee – Bill Cosby
103: Psyduck – hated its dumb little two hairs
102: Hypno – could be a rapist
101: Dratini – a little derpy looking with the “mouth” being a bubble
100: Dewgong – like a way cooler Seel which is fitting
99: Pikachu – not that bad, but so overexposed
98: Magmar – a little over-designed, but its like a fire breathing duck that punches
97: Diglett – a pretty useful little nub
96: Kabuto – was such a female dog to level up but pretty neat
95: Grimer – neat concept and the lore around it is better
94: Porygon – never really knew how to feel about it
93: Magnemite – concept cooler than the realization
92: Doduo – useful
91: Abra – a female dog to catch but worth it
90: Ponyta – adorbs but kinda useless
89: Mankey – a monkey without a mouth?
88: Lickitung – every ladies favourite, but I don’t swing that way
87: Weepinbell – eyes are too derpy
86: Persian – should be cooler but just wasn’t
85: Fearow – douchebag but a strong one
84: Tentacruel – water douchebag but a strong one
83: Marowak – perfectly fine, but cooler once it dies
82: Ditto – basically sentient autonomous stem cell goop
81: Machop – the ribs bother me
80 & 79: Nidoran (male and female) – they’re basically the same little rabbit-mouses with spikes
78: Omastar – the spikes and beak are pretty rad
77: Raichu – cooler than Pikachu and looks less like a female dog
76: Kangaskhan – not Kangaroo enough to be higher, but T-Rex enough to be cool
75: Sandshrew – might be the coolest of all the mouses
74: Staryu – it doesn’t make sense but it doesn’t have to
73: Beedrill – never as badass as you’d think but I never cared
72: Pidgeot – good and useful but the hairdo is bad
71: Mew – a little too Mary-Sue-PokeJesus for me
70: Dodrio – an angry three headed bird with no wings but it can fly
69: Pidgeotto – perfect spot for a (frank)boi
68: Vaporeon – is it a cat or a dog? Like, I know it’s a dog but its so cat
67: Rapidash – a flaming unicorn? Thumbs up
66: Geodude – I don’t understand how it floats
65: Gastly – a floating demon head
64: Cubone – poor little fella
63: Vulpix – what a nice doggo
62: Growlithe – awe look at the puppers
61: Exeggutor – dragon palm tree with 3 heads and no arms
60: Graveler – a living boulder with 4 arms!
59: Primeape – boxing monkey!
58: Flareon – pretentious, but fire type
57: Arbok – still a boring snake but just way cooler if you ask me
56: Rhyhorn – rhinos are (frank)ing cool
55: Venomoth – legit, read the Caterpie-Venonat conundrum
54: Dugtrio – earthquake nubs!
53: Wartortle – Dumbest looking of its trio but not really all that bad
52: Dragonite – strong but such a derp looking derp
51: Venusaur – he tries his best
50: Gengar – pretty cool, and it being the shadow inverse of Clefable is dope
49: Onix – a giant rock snake!
48: Golem – like a boulder and a dragon had sex
47: Bulbasaur – a dinosaur with garlic on its back never was so dope
46: Eevee – the possibilities give it bonus points
45: Jolteon – best Eeveelution in terms of coolness
44: Squirtle – called a girl this in high school
43: Charmander – hardcore badasses never looked so cute
42: Koffing - radical
41: Voltorb – radical and angry
40: Magneton – a robot!
39: Starmie – this mother(frank)er would poop all over your face
38: Poliwrath – a frog that could beat up Connor McGregor
37: Victreebel – will eat you
36: Moltres – reminds me of KFC
35: Nidorina – an angry girlfriend
34: Nidorino – an angry boyfriend
33: Hitmonlee – kicks your ass
32: Lapras – a good friend
31: Machoke – Braun Strowman
30: Kadabra – strong enough to (frank) you up without evolving
29: Muk – read the name backwards
28: Tauros - beast
27: Sandslash – the coolest mouse thing, but now with spikes? dope
26: Cloyster – stronk
25: Weezing – smoking!
24: Kabutops – it’s a dinosaur with scythes for hands!
23: Ivysaur – the coolest of its evolutions
22: Charmeleon – will fight you
21: Kingler – a crab with a giant claw!
20: Dragonair - elegance
19: Ninetales – such a pretty puppers
18: Nidoqueen – rad, but lacking spikes
17: Articuno – a pretty bird that’ll freeze you to death
16: Golduck – mighty
15: Machamp – Brock Lesnar
14: Aerodactyl – basically Smaug
13: Rhydon – a dinosaur rhino!
12: Pinsir – big scary beetle
11: Scyther – will cut you in half
10: Alakazam - mind(frank)ery
9: Nidoking – so (frank)ing cool and has King in the name like come on!
8: Gyarados – it’s a water dragon that can also fly
7: Mewtwo – a pissed off Dr Strange
6: Arcanine – a big firey floofer
5: Zapdos – literally (frank)s the weather
4: Blastoise – actual water guns
3: Snorlax – living the life
2: Haunter – mother(frank)er would be terrifying in real life
1: Charizard – THE.MOST.(frank)ING.COOL.EVER.(frank).YOU