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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
Jan 3 @ 4:08 AM ET
What a (frank)ing wankfest for Hogan and Vince.

Hogan talks about how he can't be bought and that he loves doing community work.

Peter Dinklage is totally in it as an extra in a bar scene.

There is a really cool white version of the WWF belt

I can imagine the two of them sitting together going over the script going "AHAHAH! we're hilars and (frank) WCW!"

Some serious heel heat in it though. Evil Ted Turner backhands the hot ho-girl.

Its basically ever Hogan promo by the announce table. "I don't know if Hogan can do it!" "Hogan stands no chance!"

The girl has some fantastic tits.

Every wrasslin move is executed terribly, especially the body slam. So its all very Hogan-esque

But to his credit, Rip Hogan sells way more than Hulk Hogan ever would, until the end when he no-sells everything. So it was basically a Jeff Hardy match. Get beat on, spot, get beat on, spot, near fall, get beat on, reversal/twist of fate to swanton. Win.

There is also an amazing slow-mo montage where Hogan destroys a gym and power rangers levels of random explosions happen.

Oh it was bad. Think I'll watch "Ready to Rumble" later this week.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 3 @ 10:48 AM ET
I just DL'd WWE No Holds Barred (1989) the movie.

It stars Hulk Hogan pretending he's a wrestler. I will post a review for some of ya'll tomorrow.
- DTF69

it's gotta be awesome cause he spent his whole life pretending he was a wrestler.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Jan 3 @ 12:53 PM ET
What a (frank)ing wankfest for Hogan and Vince.

Hogan talks about how he can't be bought and that he loves doing community work.

Peter Dinklage is totally in it as an extra in a bar scene.

There is a really cool white version of the WWF belt

I can imagine the two of them sitting together going over the script going "AHAHAH! we're hilars and (frank) WCW!"

Some serious heel heat in it though. Evil Ted Turner backhands the hot ho-girl.

Its basically ever Hogan promo by the announce table. "I don't know if Hogan can do it!" "Hogan stands no chance!"

The girl has some fantastic tits.

Every wrasslin move is executed terribly, especially the body slam. So its all very Hogan-esque

But to his credit, Rip Hogan sells way more than Hulk Hogan ever would, until the end when he no-sells everything. So it was basically a Jeff Hardy match. Get beat on, spot, get beat on, spot, near fall, get beat on, reversal/twist of fate to swanton. Win.

There is also an amazing slow-mo montage where Hogan destroys a gym and power rangers levels of random explosions happen.

Oh it was bad. Think I'll watch "Ready to Rumble" later this week.


- DTF69


I saw this movie in theatres. I was a huge Hogan mark. I remember around the same time Zeus and macho man faced Hogan and BeefcAke in a tag team steel cage match. Classic.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 3 @ 12:58 PM ET
I saw this movie in theatres. I was a huge Hogan mark. I remember around the same time Zeus and macho man faced Hogan and BeefcAke in a tag team steel cage match. Classic.
- Cape Breton Bruins

so 3 guys that couldn't wrestle and macho man in a steel cage.

still probs better than that movie.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 3 @ 1:03 PM ET
I saw this movie in theatres. I was a huge Hogan mark. I remember around the same time Zeus and macho man faced Hogan and BeefcAke in a tag team steel cage match. Classic.
- Cape Breton Bruins

the build for that match is classic. I will find it later but there is some promo where Sensational Sherri (who was with Macho at the time) goes completely nuts
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 3 @ 1:07 PM ET
the build for that match is classic. I will find it later but there is some promo where Sensational Sherri (who was with Macho at the time) goes completely nuts
- Crimsoninja

that the one where she climbs the fence/cage?
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 3 @ 1:08 PM ET
that the one where she climbs the fence/cage?
- kicksave856

lol yes
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 3 @ 1:09 PM ET
lol yes
- Crimsoninja

vintage sensational sherri
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Jan 3 @ 1:10 PM ET
vintage sensational sherri
- kicksave856

She was incredible in her prime.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 3 @ 1:16 PM ET
She was incredible in her prime.
- dt99999

always skeeved me out though.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
Jan 3 @ 1:25 PM ET
always skeeved me out though.
- kicksave856

I had to Google "skeeve" because I'm not a man-child but I disagree 100%
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Jan 3 @ 1:30 PM ET
I had to Google "skeeve" because I'm not a man-child but I disagree 100%
- dt99999

had to goog man-child but (frank) you, dt99999. you're so grody.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Jan 3 @ 2:51 PM ET
Hulk Hoagn. Overcoming the odds since john cena was a cell in his old mans sack.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 3 @ 3:40 PM ET
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011
Jan 3 @ 3:46 PM ET
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 3 @ 4:34 PM ET
Ziggler wants Cesaro to win the Rumble
https://twitter.com/heelz...status/551472347132088320
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011
Jan 3 @ 4:40 PM ET
Ziggler wants Cesaro to win the Rumble
https://twitter.com/heelz...status/551472347132088320
- Crimsoninja

Zzziggler
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006
Jan 3 @ 4:53 PM ET
the build for that match is classic. I will find it later but there is some promo where Sensational Sherri (who was with Macho at the time) goes completely nuts
- Crimsoninja


Not enough drug use in today's wrestling.
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011
Jan 3 @ 4:59 PM ET
Not enough drug use in today's wrestling.
- laughs2907

Too much words in your posts
laughs2907
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Wuhan, China
Joined: 07.18.2006
Jan 3 @ 5:03 PM ET
Bye guys. I'm done.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 3 @ 5:07 PM ET
Bye guys. I'm done.
- laughs2907
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011
Jan 3 @ 5:13 PM ET
Bye guys. I'm done.
- laughs2907

We would like to wish you the best in your future endeavors
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 3 @ 5:14 PM ET
We would like to wish you the best in your future endeavors
- mr.peanut
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Jan 3 @ 5:51 PM ET
that the one where she climbs the fence/cage?
- kicksave856

sad news, i too thought your location was a watson original, but i googled it and it is not :-(
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Jan 3 @ 7:15 PM ET
Zzziggler
- mr.peanut

Accept him as the best worker in the company.
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