I'm going to be terrible at moments like this. "Well you see son, ahhh, it's just.....well...SHES A GIANT WHORE AND SHANE IS A NO GOOD PIECE OF DOG poop."
Good talk

Also I believe the podcast is clean in terms of profanity but I also make a living on an industrial construction site so.....
- Cape Breton Bruins

normally the way way out is to just say "go ask mom" but he's secretly reading this book so I couldn't use that.

normally the way way out is to just say "go ask mom" but he's secretly reading this book so I couldn't use that.
- dt99999

Did I text you about the kid at the arena who was picking up chicks with candy? He was like 4 or 5 and went up to a little girl around the same age and shyly asked if she wanted to share his candies and she said yes and he got all giddy.

Kid has mad wheels.

vag can you link both parts in the same post so I have them in an accessible format?


also is there vulgar language?

if I let jr listen to it I need to know whether or not to tell him not to tell his mom
- dt99999

There is no vulgar language as we like to be professional.

Fastlane+Raw podcast: http://www.talkingbaws.co...-ever-and-the-worst-ever/

WM31 Preview podcast: http://www.talkingbaws.co...-ever-and-the-worst-ever/

Caper Books Wrestlemania XXXI Part 1

Kickoff Show Match #1: Fatal four way for the WWE Tag Team Titles

-Who Cares? Cesaro swings El Doritos into a wood chipper? That's how id book it anyway. The Uso's make a push towards the end but whichever ones bad shoulder is targeted and the Uso taps outs to a TK submission and we are all relieved its over.

Winners and Still WWE Tag Team Champions: Cesaro & Tyson

Kickoff Show Match #2: Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal

-Ryback, Miz and Mizdow are the final three entrants. Miz is directing Mizdow on how to work on Ryback. The ending comes when Mizdow ducks a Ryback meat hook clothesline which connects with Miz on the ropes eliminating him. Mizdow pounces on the opportunity and spills Ryback over the top.

Mizdow cuts a promo offering Miz a job as his stunt double now that he is the main star. Miz accepts and starts mimicking Mizdow.

Winner Damian SANDOW

Wrestlemania Main Card Match #1: The IC Championship Ladder match.

-All seven participants make their way to the ring. Just when we think the match is about to start Shameus theme hits and he's a surprise entrant in this match. Lots of great spots. Ziggler climbs up the same side of the ladder as BNB who is reaching for the strap and hits the Zig Zag off the ladder. Dean Ambrose has the title within his grasp but Harper is nipping at his heels. Daniel Bryan out of nowhere grabs Harper and pulls him off the ladder allowing Ambrose to grab the title and the victory.

After the match Ambrose is celebrating and shakes hands with Bryan. They both are celebrating but when Ambrose turns around DB nails him with a running knee turning heel in the process. He Stands over Ambrose doing his heel "NO NO NO" routine. DB's decent into madness has begun.

Winner and NEW WWE IC Champion Dean Ambrose

Wrestlemania Main Card Match #2: The Bella Twins .vs. AJ/Paige

-They hint the AJ/Paige issues the entire match but the ending comes when all four Diva's are slugging it out and the lights go out. When they come back on Tamina Snunka is standing in the ring and she is (frank)ing pissed. She destroys all four women making a statement within the Divas division. She is now booked as the Brock Lesnar of the divas destroying all in her path on her way to the Divas title in the coming months.

Match ends in a no contest.

Part II will be out later today or tomorrow.

I was about to say Caper was smart until the Tamina Snuka thing.

The only woman that could ever be Brock Lesnar in the Divas division is Ronda Rousey.

Tamina is bad and can't even do her dads superfly splash properly. She lands on her feet then falls over because she's scared of taking a bump.

I was about to say Caper was smart until the Tamina Snuka thing.

The only woman that could ever be Brock Lesnar in the Divas division is Ronda Rousey.

Tamina is bad and can't even do her dads superfly splash properly. She lands on her feet then falls over because she's scared of taking a bump.
- Lindenis#1

Since when did wrestling ability ever discourage a push? You're a Reigns Mark after all.

I was about to say Caper was smart until the Tamina Snuka thing.

The only woman that could ever be Brock Lesnar in the Divas division is Ronda Rousey.

Tamina is bad and can't even do her dads superfly splash properly. She lands on her feet then falls over because she's scared of taking a bump.
- Lindenis#1

i like it actually

then soon call up Charlotte. She's big enough to match up well with Tamina

Reigns is probably the best wrestler beefcake wrassler on the roster.

Also Cena is (frank)ing awesome

Tamina has no charisma

And Caper I started eating the Welches gummies this week so I won't be bringing those. Just the Costco size chocolate almonds and sour keys. And the chocolate cupcakes with mini Reese's cups in them that I'm getting my mom to make with peanut butter icing

The game plan is to get diabetus.

Reigns is probably the best wrestler beefcake wrassler on the roster.

Also Cena is (frank)ing awesome

Tamina has no charisma

And Caper I started eating the Welches gummies this week so I won't be bringing those. Just the Costco size chocolate almonds and sour keys. And the chocolate cupcakes with mini Reese's cups in them that I'm getting my mom to make with peanut butter icing

The game plan is to get diabetus.
- Lindenis#1

this is pretty good. Cena does a great job of not taking things too seriously when he's on non-wrestling shows

Reigns is probably the best wrestler beefcake wrassler on the roster.

Also Cena is (frank)ing awesome

Tamina has no charisma

And Caper I started eating the Welches gummies this week so I won't be bringing those. Just the Costco size chocolate almonds and sour keys. And the chocolate cupcakes with mini Reese's cups in them that I'm getting my mom to make with peanut butter icing

The game plan is to get diabetus.
- Lindenis#1

chocolate cupcakes with reese's cups in them. WOW


also,

Urban Dictionary: Sour key
When a penis is soft it becomes known as a sour key.

this is pretty good. Cena does a great job of not taking things too seriously when he's on non-wrestling shows


- Crimsoninja

He's great at press stuff

- kicksave856

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whatcha gonna do, brother, when everyone at the pool laughs hysterically at you?!
- kicksave856

Doubt that dude engages in any form of physical activity.

What mark got me

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What mark got me

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Nice

I cant even believe how good Owens has fit in.

Vag, wtf game is this? i only watched the first 3 mins, but Paige and Rollins are just yelling the entire time lol

- kicksave856

those vignettes before they debuted are still the best thing they ever did, IMHO!!!!

the journalist going to that house was so creepy and cool.
wish they stayed doing creative stuff like that

those vignettes before they debuted are still the best thing they ever did, IMHO!!!!

the journalist going to that house was so creepy and cool.
wish they stayed doing creative stuff like that
- Crimsoninja

listening to vag's podcast. who has the weirdest accent - the scottish guy, the irish guy, or adam?

listening to vag's podcast. who has the weirdest accent - the scottish guy, the irish guy, or adam?
- kicksave856

Which one is vag?

Which one is vag?
- dt99999

not sure i ever listened to a podcast before but i just listened to the first one and it was like an hour and 20 minutes.

(frank), vag.



anyway, my favorite part was when the two golf country guys step on each others toes and then there's a brief awkward silence where neither is sure who's gonna talk before one finally says "you go" and the other one says "cheers" and makes his point.

also, i meant to tell you guys that the other night i was all banged up on pain killers and as i fell asleep i watched the ultimate warrior and macho man in a steel cage match from 1991.

it was a terrible match. just (frank)ing awful.

Vag, wtf game is this? i only watched the first 3 mins, but Paige and Rollins are just yelling the entire time lol
- Crimsoninja

no clue crims it probably says somewhere in the video/description