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WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jul 20 @ 7:49 PM ET
(frank)ing love Harley de Dog
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jul 23 @ 7:45 PM ET
(frank)ing love Harley de Dog
- WaterBoy



on prononce aaaar-lee ?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 23 @ 7:58 PM ET
on prononce aaaar-lee ?
- -davies-

si
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jul 24 @ 5:24 PM ET
on prononce aaaar-lee ?
- -davies-

Arrh-Lé
SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014

Jul 25 @ 8:36 AM ET
Arrh-Lé
- WaterBoy

so much this
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jul 25 @ 10:28 AM ET
so much this
- SourceS.V.P.

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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 12:56 AM ET
celebrity run-in month is in full effect

sat right behind Blake Griffin at the Louis CK show. 25 % of my attention was focused on knowing which jokes he liked best. also he didn't look 6'10

Louis killed it by the way. no encore but he did a 75 minute set
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Jul 29 @ 8:54 AM ET
celebrity run-in month is in full effect

sat right behind Blake Griffin at the Louis CK show. 25 % of my attention was focused on knowing which jokes he liked best. also he didn't look 6'10

Louis killed it by the way. no encore but he did a 75 minute set

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Kind of amazing how he can continually bring it like that

Which jokes did Blake like best?
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 12:25 PM ET
Kind of amazing how he can continually bring it like that

Which jokes did Blake like best?

- PhillySportsGuy

The first half was about family and death and all that, then it's like he flipped a switch and it was 90% Richards the second half. Very varied in topic, but still mostly Richard stuff.

Kinda spoilery because I think he's touring to polish his new hour special until it's ready to be filmed but this was a highlight:

there's a point where he says something about sucking a Richard and if you're not sure whether or not you wanna suck one you should just do it even if it's just for 20 seconds, to see if you like it. then he's like well maybe not 20 seconds because this is what 20 seconds is, then he puts the mic in his mouth and stares at his watch for 20 seconds. it's a very long time. and it's funny.

it's underwhelming when written out, but anyway. very solid show, especially once he trims like 15 minutes from it in the next few months
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Jul 29 @ 12:47 PM ET
The first half was about family and death and all that, then it's like he flipped a switch and it was 90% Richards the second half. Very varied in topic, but still mostly Richard stuff.

Kinda spoilery because I think he's touring to polish his new hour special until it's ready to be filmed but this was a highlight:

there's a point where he says something about sucking a Richard and if you're not sure whether or not you wanna suck one you should just do it even if it's just for 20 seconds, to see if you like it. then he's like well maybe not 20 seconds because this is what 20 seconds is, then he puts the mic in his mouth and stares at his watch for 20 seconds. it's a very long time. and it's funny.

it's underwhelming when written out, but anyway. very solid show, especially once he trims like 15 minutes from it in the next few months

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So how long should I keep it in for?
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 12:59 PM ET
So how long should I keep it in for?
- Streit2ThePoint

as long as you want bud
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 29 @ 1:01 PM ET
there's no way you knew who blake griffin was. someone told you
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 1:03 PM ET
there's no way you knew who blake griffin was. someone told you
- Crimsoninja

yeah there's no way i'd know a 6'9.5" redheaded black man who is also one of the top 5 recognizable figures in his sport

this is the dumbest thing you've said so far this afternoon
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 1:05 PM ET
SERIOUSLY.
A 6'10
BLACK
REDHEAD

WONDER WHO THAT IS

jesus christ
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jul 29 @ 1:06 PM ET
yeah there's no way i'd know who a 6'9.5" redheaded black man who is also one of the top 5 recognizable figures in his sport is

this is the dumbest thing you've said so far this afternoon

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SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014

Jul 29 @ 1:14 PM ET
SERIOUSLY.
A 6'10
BLACK
REDHEAD

WONDER WHO THAT IS

jesus christ

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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 29 @ 1:16 PM ET
i just saw on reddit that he actually did a 12 minute set himself

did you see it?
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 1:18 PM ET
i just saw on reddit that he actually did a 12 minute set himself

did you see that?

- Crimsoninja

no. he's hosting a show called midnight surprise, i think he's hosting 4-5 nights in a row, so he does 10-12 minutes off the top. Guessing he gets some local comics to write for him. like the name says, it's a surprise show. last year Louis showed up and did like 30 minutes. then the next night, Chapelle showed up and did 2 hours, smoking cigarettes on stage the whole time. i didn't see it but apparently it was amazing

usually it's like 6-7 comics doing about 10 minutes each
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 29 @ 1:20 PM ET
no. he's hosting a show called midnight surprise, i think he's hosting 4-5 nights in a row, so he does 10-12 minutes off the top. Guessing he gets some local comics to write for him. like the name says, it's a surprise show. last year Louis showed up and did like 30 minutes. then the next night, Chapelle showed up and did 2 hours, smoking cigarettes on stage the whole time. i didn't see it but apparently it was amazing

usually it's like 6-7 comics doing about 10 minutes each

- Shutdown

this is cool. how big is this place? ive never been to a legit standup club
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 1:25 PM ET
this is cool. how big is this place? ive never been to a legit standup club
- Crimsoninja

JFL uses so many venues, there's only 2 real year round stand up venues in montreal.
the midnight surprise show is in a small sketch/improv theater and it's gotta be really cool to see big names in that place because it's tiny



there's a tiny upstairs section too. i think it's maybe 100 people capacity

Louis' show was here:


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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 2:03 PM ET
crims, you remember that poster awesomerino or whatever? don't know how i remembered that dude's real name but i did and i kept seeing his face pop up on my facebook through mutual friends anyway,he's writing the PK Subban gala
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jul 29 @ 2:04 PM ET
crims, you remember that poster awesomerino or whatever? don't know how i remembered that dude's real name but i did and i kept seeing his face pop up on my facebook through mutual friends anyway,he's writing the PK Subban gala
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explain
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 2:07 PM ET
explain
- -davies-


http://www.hahaha.com/en/...bans-all-star-comedy-gala

this was all set up before the trade.

a JFL gala is usually a big name host (usually a comedian) and they have 7-8 big acts doing 10 minute sets. i think when they have guys like PK they also have sketches and stuff. i'm guessing he's writing Subban's lines, maybe some sketches if they have any
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jul 29 @ 2:22 PM ET
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 29 @ 3:15 PM ET
crims, you remember that poster awesomerino or whatever? don't know how i remembered that dude's real name but i did and i kept seeing his face pop up on my facebook through mutual friends anyway,he's writing the PK Subban gala
- Shutdown

Yeah Pat, good dude hung out with him twice i think
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