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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 10 @ 12:45 AM ET
the only redeeming skill left over from 18 years of goaltending is my 90% accuracy when it comes to catching flying bugs with my left hand


this is basically a tweet but i don't want to tweet it and i don't know where else to post it*


*i understand that whether this needed to be posted is very debatable. it's just that i'm very good at catching flying bugs.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 10 @ 12:53 AM ET
the only redeeming skill left over from 18 years of goaltending is my 90% accuracy when it comes to catching flying bugs with my left hand


this is basically a tweet but i don't want to tweet it and i don't know where else to post it*


*i understand that whether this needed to be posted is very debatable. it's just that i'm very good at catching flying bugs.

- Shutdown

a very wise man once told me the best way to post on hockeybuzz is to post as if everything you have to say is fascinating and everybody wants to hear it.


also, never explain yourself.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 10 @ 1:01 AM ET
a very wise man once told me the best way to post on hockeybuzz is to post as if everything you have to say is fascinating and everybody wants to hear it.


also, never explain yourself.

- kicksave856

what of my skill
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 10 @ 1:05 AM ET
what of my skill
- Shutdown

it is impressive. but please be careful what you catch. no bites or stings are worth it.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 10 @ 1:16 AM ET
the only redeeming skill left over from 18 years of goaltending is my 90% accuracy when it comes to catching flying bugs with my left hand


this is basically a tweet but i don't want to tweet it and i don't know where else to post it*


*i understand that whether this needed to be posted is very debatable. it's just that i'm very good at catching flying bugs.

- Shutdown

Wouldve been great W0fcast filler

We need an episode soon. I have story from 15 years ago that gou can all laugh at me for and spiderplant just had a traumatic weekend of horror i can explain
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 10 @ 1:18 AM ET
Wouldve been great W0fcast filler

We need an episode soon. I have story from 15 years ago that gou can all laugh at me for and spiderplant just had a traumatic weekend of horror i can explain

- Crimsoninja

ok yeah
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 10 @ 1:23 AM ET
ok yeah
- Shutdown

We should eat increasing levels of hot wings during
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 10 @ 1:27 AM ET
We should eat increasing levels of hot wings during
- Crimsoninja






i mean i'd never use my xbox controller while handling hot wings but
SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014

Aug 10 @ 6:13 AM ET
it is impressive. but please be careful what you catch. no bites or stings are worth it.
- kicksave856

wonder if he can catch couples of fornicating flies
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 10 @ 10:53 AM ET
wonder if he can catch couples of fornicating flies
- SourceS.V.P.

you're a sick freak
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 10 @ 5:18 PM ET
you're a sick freak
- Crimsoninja

with a particular set of skills
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 11 @ 1:31 AM ET


from the reddit simpsons thing, skinner's mom with a m(o)ustache

i don't know why i like this so much
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 14 @ 12:03 AM ET
currently watching season 3 of an old adult swim show called Delocated.

forgot Zoe Lister Jones is on it. she's not doing it for me like she does on New Girl
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 14 @ 12:06 AM ET
currently watching season 3 of an old adult swim show called Delocated.

forgot Zoe Lister Jones is on it. she's not doing it for me like she does on New Girl

- Shutdown

So you dont like how she do as much as when you like how she do
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 14 @ 12:13 AM ET
So you dont like how she do as much as when you like how she do
- Crimsoninja

there was a certain attitude that definitely do

it just don't do all the time
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 14 @ 12:13 AM ET
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 14 @ 12:59 AM ET

- Shutdown

pretty dece
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 14 @ 1:04 AM ET
pretty dece
- Crimsoninja

yeah not his best but still an insane story
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Aug 19 @ 5:53 PM ET
cooking bro update:


think about it bro

- Shutdown

MAJOR COOKING BRO UPDATE: oh man i can not believe this dude is a real person edition™:


kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 19 @ 7:58 PM ET
MAJOR COOKING BRO UPDATE: oh man i can not believe this dude is a real person edition™:


- Shutdown


- Streit2ThePoint

SourceS.V.P.
St Louis Blues
Location: GOTTA GO FAST, QC
Joined: 04.20.2014

Aug 19 @ 8:01 PM ET
[quote=kicksave856]
this is amazing
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Aug 19 @ 8:03 PM ET
this is amazing
- SourceS.V.P.

all praise be to cyberbully (via s2tp)
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Aug 21 @ 6:44 PM ET
http://www.udiscovermusic.com/essentials/uquiz-so-you-think-you-know-dire-straits?lf=7f7dd2e087537c1a084200b9692d99ef
- kicksave856

Luck gave me 2 out of 10
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 21 @ 6:46 PM ET
MAJOR COOKING BRO UPDATE: oh man i can not believe this dude is a real person edition™:


- Shutdown

always huge to find a tattoo artist that sure as hell knows how to tattoo
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Aug 21 @ 6:49 PM ET

- Crimsoninja

I would breeze through all these sauces.
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