- basementfloor

- Crimsoninja

omg

Screenshot of some of the words I've added to my phone's dictionary over the last year

the following took place earlier today over the course of 3 hours


kick, i've washed my hands 3 times since, don't worry.

DUDE

DUDE
- kicksave856

whats up

the idea that i could've been reunited with the earbud after 2 weeks was more compelling than any bacteria it might've accumulated since then, or than the looks i got for picking it up

the idea that i could've been reunited with the earbud after 2 weeks was more compelling than any bacteria it might've accumulated since then, or than the looks i got for picking it up
- Shutdown

a therapist is in your future.

a therapist is in your future.
- kicksave856

The rapist is in your future as well

You had no choice there, it had to be picked up


Also i envisioned the gray texts as coming from Apples

Did the three hot girls have nice feet?

You had no choice there, it had to be picked up


Also i envisioned the gray texts as coming from Apples
- Crimsoninja

ty for understanding

Did the three hot girls have nice feet?
- dt99999

couldn't tell through the brown leather boots

believe one had a hint of snag though

You had no choice there, it had to be picked up


Also i envisioned the gray texts as coming from Apples
- Crimsoninja

you're all totally disgusting.

The rapist is in your future as well
- Cape Breton Bruins

shared a fantasy football team with a buddy one year and we made the team name "therapists". our avatar was a picture of one of those highway electronic billboards with an amber alert message on it.

nobody in the league ever got it.


looking back on the whole thing now i feel terrible.

couldn't tell through the brown leather boots

believe one had a hint of snag though
- Shutdown

Nice.


also yeah you had to pick it up and it's really not a big deal those peopleccan't tell it'sbeen there 2 weeks for all they know you just dropped it.


sorry about the piss though that park sucks.

Nice.


also yeah you had to pick it up and it's really not a big deal those peopleccan't tell it'sbeen there 2 weeks for all they know you just dropped it.


sorry about the piss though that park sucks.
- dt99999

the guy knew i hadn't just dropped it because he got one a stop or two before me and saw me staring at it the entire ride from laval to UQAM which is about 20 minutes. the girls has gotten on for about 2 stops, so for them i agree.

roles reversed i would've laughed my ass off at the guy picking up the earbud.

only reason why i thought it was my earbud is because i strategically take the same metro cars to avoid any walking towards my exits /autist

today i finished a pretty good poop by flushing the toilet. the toilet paper was running low so i decided to change it. i used the downstairs bathroom which has your classic springy metal toilet paper holder, as opposed to the upstairs toilet which has an arm type toilet holder.

as i hit flush right before i started changing the toilet paper. i put the metal holder thing inside the new toilet paper roll but something went wrong. the spring activated and the toilet paper holder went flying through the air, did a flip, and nothing but net into the flushing toilet. it's gone.

i flushed a half-dozen times trying to see if it would clog, and everything was good but i didn't feel right leaving it like that.

went to get those yellow rubber gloves, stuck my hand in, and it's nowhere to be found. dissassembled a coat hanger, went fishing, nothing.

googled the problem, and i'm not the first to have done this. everyone's saying i have to get a plumber, then one guy with a dumb username I forget right now is just like, get a plunger. got a plunger, and less than 3 seconds later the thing just pops right back up. washed it, washed my hands. washed it, washed my hands. washed my hands.
now everything is back to normal.

ty for reading my toilet adventures.

im going to need some time to process all of this


possibly days

im going to need some time to process all of this


possibly days
- Crimsoninja

i wasn't sure about the terminology for the toilet paper holder

Kick would have just burned the (frank)ING HOUSE TO THE GROUND

Kick would have just burned the (frank)ING HOUSE TO THE GROUND
- Cape Breton Bruins

when nurple discovers flushing you'll be fishing stuff out of the toilet on a daily basis.

just stick your hand in a grocery bag and enjoy the fun. it becomes like a game after a while.

when nurple discovers flushing you'll be fishing stuff out of the toilet on a daily basis.

just stick your hand in a grocery bag and enjoy the fun. it becomes like a game after a while.
- dt99999

toilets are not a game.