-davies-
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Location: A medical emergency involving you. Joined: 08.05.2013
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when nurple discovers flushing you'll be fishing stuff out of the toilet on a daily basis.
just stick your hand in a grocery bag and enjoy the fun. it becomes like a game after a while. - dt99999
my friend's new iphone was the latest victim at her house |
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-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: A medical emergency involving you. Joined: 08.05.2013
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today i finished a pretty good poop by flushing the toilet. the toilet paper was running low so i decided to change it. i used the downstairs bathroom which has your classic springy metal toilet paper holder, as opposed to the upstairs toilet which has an arm type toilet holder.
as i hit flush right before i started changing the toilet paper. i put the metal holder thing inside the new toilet paper roll but something went wrong. the spring activated and the toilet paper holder went flying through the air, did a flip, and nothing but net into the flushing toilet. it's gone.
i flushed a half-dozen times trying to see if it would clog, and everything was good but i didn't feel right leaving it like that.
went to get those yellow rubber gloves, stuck my hand in, and it's nowhere to be found. dissassembled a coat hanger, went fishing, nothing.
googled the problem, and i'm not the first to have done this. everyone's saying i have to get a plumber, then one guy with a dumb username I forget right now is just like, get a plunger. got a plunger, and less than 3 seconds later the thing just pops right back up. washed it, washed my hands. washed it, washed my hands. washed my hands.
now everything is back to normal.
ty for reading my toilet adventures. - Shutdown
never flush before closing the lid
for multiple reasons |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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my friend's new iphone was the latest victim at her house - -davies-
just grab a plastic shopping bag! |
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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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never flush before closing the lid
for multiple reasons - -davies-
this is just not gonna happen |
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-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: A medical emergency involving you. Joined: 08.05.2013
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this is just not gonna happen - Shutdown
you're spraying poop particles everywhere |
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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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you're spraying poop particles everywhere - -davies-
like poop confetti in a poop parade |
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shvingter88
New Jersey Devils |
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Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT Joined: 10.12.2009
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well what are you waiting for? nobody makes one of those threads without hoping the person makes a new home out of it.
the title is one thing but deep down in places they don't talk about in ek's thread, they want you on that wall, they need you on that wall. - kicksave856
Eh |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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like poop confetti in a poop parade - Shutdown
she probably just wants to take a good look at her poop while closing the lid before flushing.
can't blame her it's a good indicator of overall health. |
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-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: A medical emergency involving you. Joined: 08.05.2013
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she probably just wants to take a good look at her poop while closing the lid before flushing.
can't blame her it's a good indicator of overall health. - dt99999
photograph it and keep a binder |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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Eh - shvingter88
(FRANK) YOU, BUDDY |
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shvingter88
New Jersey Devils |
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Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT Joined: 10.12.2009
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(FRANK) YOU, BUDDY - kicksave856
lol |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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lol - shvingter88
i am sorry.
i don't know what came over me back there. |
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shvingter88
New Jersey Devils |
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Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT Joined: 10.12.2009
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i am sorry.
i don't know what came over me back there. - kicksave856
Yeah dude just don't let it happen again |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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Yeah dude just don't let it happen again - shvingter88
it won't. i promise. |
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Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken |
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Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz. Joined: 09.20.2013
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she probably just wants to take a good look at her poop while closing the lid before flushing.
can't blame her it's a good indicator of overall health. - dt99999
It's always wise to look at your poop before you flush. Make sure everything is ok. |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy. Joined: 07.06.2007
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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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that show is impossible to find online
also it really should be the worst show of all time, a loud gay man yelling at people, but he is great and he makes it work |
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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy. Joined: 07.06.2007
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that show is impossible to find online
also it really should be the worst show of all time, a loud gay man yelling at people, but he is great and he makes it work - Shutdown
its true. i went down the rabbit hole yesterday and watched like 20 of the vids on the youtube channel |
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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy. Joined: 07.06.2007
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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy. Joined: 07.06.2007
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edit: 20 seconds in and i think i just realized he is the successor to don rickles |
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edit: 20 seconds in and i think i just realized he is the successor to don rickles - Crimsoninja
He really is the best.
Re: apples not ziggy |
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Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken |
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Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz. Joined: 09.20.2013
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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You guys catch ziggy making a fool of himself in that sandwich thread?
Oh man it was (frank)in awkward. |
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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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You guys catch ziggy making a fool of himself in that sandwich thread?
Oh man it was (frank)in awkward. - dt99999
i did?™ |
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