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-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Oct 14 @ 10:00 AM ET
when nurple discovers flushing you'll be fishing stuff out of the toilet on a daily basis.

just stick your hand in a grocery bag and enjoy the fun. it becomes like a game after a while.

- dt99999



my friend's new iphone was the latest victim at her house
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Oct 14 @ 10:02 AM ET
today i finished a pretty good poop by flushing the toilet. the toilet paper was running low so i decided to change it. i used the downstairs bathroom which has your classic springy metal toilet paper holder, as opposed to the upstairs toilet which has an arm type toilet holder.

as i hit flush right before i started changing the toilet paper. i put the metal holder thing inside the new toilet paper roll but something went wrong. the spring activated and the toilet paper holder went flying through the air, did a flip, and nothing but net into the flushing toilet. it's gone.

i flushed a half-dozen times trying to see if it would clog, and everything was good but i didn't feel right leaving it like that.

went to get those yellow rubber gloves, stuck my hand in, and it's nowhere to be found. dissassembled a coat hanger, went fishing, nothing.

googled the problem, and i'm not the first to have done this. everyone's saying i have to get a plumber, then one guy with a dumb username I forget right now is just like, get a plunger. got a plunger, and less than 3 seconds later the thing just pops right back up. washed it, washed my hands. washed it, washed my hands. washed my hands.
now everything is back to normal.

ty for reading my toilet adventures.

- Shutdown



never flush before closing the lid

for multiple reasons
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 14 @ 10:04 AM ET
my friend's new iphone was the latest victim at her house
- -davies-

just grab a plastic shopping bag!
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 14 @ 10:07 AM ET
never flush before closing the lid

for multiple reasons

- -davies-

this is just not gonna happen
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Oct 14 @ 10:11 AM ET
this is just not gonna happen
- Shutdown



you're spraying poop particles everywhere
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 14 @ 10:14 AM ET
you're spraying poop particles everywhere
- -davies-

like poop confetti in a poop parade
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009

Oct 14 @ 10:17 AM ET
well what are you waiting for? nobody makes one of those threads without hoping the person makes a new home out of it.

the title is one thing but deep down in places they don't talk about in ek's thread, they want you on that wall, they need you on that wall.

- kicksave856

Eh
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 14 @ 10:17 AM ET
like poop confetti in a poop parade
- Shutdown

she probably just wants to take a good look at her poop while closing the lid before flushing.


can't blame her it's a good indicator of overall health.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Oct 14 @ 10:18 AM ET
she probably just wants to take a good look at her poop while closing the lid before flushing.


can't blame her it's a good indicator of overall health.

- dt99999


photograph it and keep a binder
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 14 @ 10:19 AM ET
Eh
- shvingter88

(FRANK) YOU, BUDDY
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009

Oct 14 @ 10:21 AM ET
(FRANK) YOU, BUDDY
- kicksave856

lol
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 14 @ 10:23 AM ET
lol
- shvingter88

i am sorry.

i don't know what came over me back there.
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009

Oct 14 @ 10:25 AM ET
i am sorry.

i don't know what came over me back there.

- kicksave856

Yeah dude just don't let it happen again
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 14 @ 10:29 AM ET
Yeah dude just don't let it happen again
- shvingter88

it won't. i promise.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Oct 14 @ 11:41 AM ET
she probably just wants to take a good look at her poop while closing the lid before flushing.


can't blame her it's a good indicator of overall health.

- dt99999


It's always wise to look at your poop before you flush. Make sure everything is ok.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Nov 24 @ 3:43 PM ET
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Dec 4 @ 8:21 PM ET
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Dec 4 @ 8:31 PM ET
that show is impossible to find online

also it really should be the worst show of all time, a loud gay man yelling at people, but he is great and he makes it work
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Dec 4 @ 8:33 PM ET
that show is impossible to find online

also it really should be the worst show of all time, a loud gay man yelling at people, but he is great and he makes it work

- Shutdown

its true. i went down the rabbit hole yesterday and watched like 20 of the vids on the youtube channel
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Dec 10 @ 11:13 PM ET
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Dec 10 @ 11:15 PM ET


edit: 20 seconds in and i think i just realized he is the successor to don rickles
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Dec 11 @ 12:03 AM ET
edit: 20 seconds in and i think i just realized he is the successor to don rickles
- Crimsoninja

He really is the best.

Re: apples not ziggy
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Dec 17 @ 7:53 AM ET
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Dec 17 @ 8:07 AM ET
You guys catch ziggy making a fool of himself in that sandwich thread?


Oh man it was (frank)in awkward.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Dec 17 @ 10:28 AM ET
You guys catch ziggy making a fool of himself in that sandwich thread?


Oh man it was (frank)in awkward.

- dt99999

i did?™
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