legsnort and immediately killed myself after
- Crimsoninja

completely understandable reaction

legsnort and immediately killed myself after
- Crimsoninja

I killed myself in like may of 2012

this is accurate in keeping with the events in the song but not what happened in the convo, so i won't ·_· you
- Shutdown

Nobody deserves more ._. Than me in life

caper, cheer up.

caper, cheer up.
- kicksave856

If you met me irl you'd ask me to cheer(root) down some maybe

If you met me irl you'd ask me to cheer(root) down some maybe
- Cape Breton Bruins

man, you are really down.

i think you're a great guy. funny and all. and everybody else thinks so too.


here is a motivational poster from a motivational hockeybuzz poster.

self-loathing is definitely welcomed in this thread, i know it's for everyone except me but my name's on it

man, you are really down.

i think you're a great guy. funny and all. and everybody else thinks so too.


here is a motivational poster from a motivational hockeybuzz poster.
- kicksave856

The dog in this meme is likely dead.

The dog in this meme is likely dead.
- Cape Breton Bruins

god dammit, caper!

god dammit, caper!
- kicksave856

I'm sure he was awesome though until the parvo set in and slowly killed him.

I'm sure he was awesome though until the parvo set in and slowly killed him.
- Cape Breton Bruins

come on, caper.

come on, caper.
- kicksave856

He's in a better place now.


A garbage dumpster behind your local wawa.

He's in a better place now.


A garbage dumpster behind your local wawa.
- Cape Breton Bruins

what about medication? have you talked to a doctor about all of this?

what about medication? have you talked to a doctor about all of this?
- kicksave856

I get all the medications for free through our universal health care system and flush them all down the toilet.

I get all the medications for free through our universal health care system and flush them all down the toilet.
- Cape Breton Bruins

you have to want help, caper.

you have to want help, caper.
- kicksave856

lol we can stop now

lol we can stop now
- Cape Breton Bruins

okay

heard a story on a podcast a couple of weeks ago and i think about it every day. i want as many people as possible to read/hear about it.

this comedian dude went to a dermatologist to get some zits looked at. turns out the zits were cancer. the type of cancer with the lowest death ratio, but still cancer.
the dermatologist says to him, we can get the cancer out today, or tomorrow if you're busy today.
the guy says: this week's a no-go. (he swears those were his actual words)
he had tickets to a cubs' game with friends he hadn't seen in a while and he wanted to go out drinking and he didn't want the cancer meds to affect his good time so he puts it off.
the doctor's like, okay make an appointment with our secretary.
the guy walks out of the office, he sees there's a line and says to himself, i'm not waiting, and leaves.
a couple of weeks go by, he FORGETS he has cancer. he's at another cubs game with another group of friends when he gets a phone call. he lets it go to voicemail. his buddies are like, no one calls you, ever. who was that? he says, oh i forgot. i have cancer. that call was from the doctor's office.
then this comedian dude plays the voicemail on the podcast (i would also save this voicemail forever) and it was honestly one of the funniest things i've ever heard:
hi this is jennifer from dr whatever's office. i'm calling because we haven't heard from you in a couple weeks... and i just want to reiterate... it IS cancer.... and it's GOTTA come out. so please call us at your earliest convenience.

then he got the cancer out. but that voicemail is forever engrained in my brain

fine whatever. don't enjoy the story

fine whatever. don't enjoy the story
- Shutdown

i just (frank)ing cant stand cubs fans

i just (frank)ing cant stand cubs fans
- Crimsoninja

oh man i can not even imagine a universe where i care about cubs fans

edit: that's a lie. there's probably a couple universes where i care about baseball, and therefore, cubs fans.

oh man i can not even imagine a universe where i care about cubs fans
- Shutdown

i work with a female one and she is VERY into the cubs. it all stems from this

on a related note, if you unfollow someone on twitter does it notify them somehow?

i work with a female one and she is VERY into the cubs. it all stems from this

on a related note, if you unfollow someone on twitter does it notify them somehow?
- Crimsoninja

no, also please see my edit

i just need someone to acknowledge the fact that the voicemail is amazing. even if it sounds fake, i don't think it is. i heard it. it sounded real.

i just need someone to acknowledge the fact that the voicemail is amazing. even if it sounds fake, i don't think it is. i heard it. it sounded real.
- Shutdown

can you post the link so i can hear it for myself?