so sexist
- Gramps28

i was in my safe space

tell her to shut up
- kicksave856

she's cute though so I just chuckled and pretended she isn't an idiot.

she's cute though so I just chuckled and pretended she isn't an idiot.
- Nucker101

just give her an energy drink.

and give it to her in the can.

she won't complain about headaches anymore after you give it to her in the can.

Not yet. Long story short, my wife has an appointment Monday where I will be attending and raising hell. We had complications with s3tp and were told they would be monitoring s4tp, and at this point they are saying his is bigger than s3tp and she still technically has 1.5 weeks until her due date.
- Streit2ThePoint

your wife is the size of a small elf
get that little (frank)er out of there

your wife is the size of a small elf
get that little (frank)er out of there
- -davies-

lol

She agrees

just give her an energy drink.

and give it to her in the can.

she won't complain about headaches anymore after you give it to her in the can.
- kicksave856

She's a religious Christian so I don't like my chances

She's a religious Christian so I don't like my chances
- Nucker101

aren't they against birth control?

nothing controls birth more than anal sex.

She's a religious Christian so I don't like my chances
- Nucker101

lol

aren't they against birth control?

nothing controls birth more than anal sex.
- kicksave856

I pictured Randal from Clerks saying this

I pictured Randal from Clerks saying this
- PhillySportsGuy

honestly cant not read it in his voice now

I need to watch that again. It's been a long time

I need to watch that again. It's been a long time
- PhillySportsGuy

i'm on my way

i'm on my way
- kicksave856

Do you ever watch any non-Kevin Smith movies?

Do you ever watch any non-Kevin Smith movies?
- PhillySportsGuy

dogma sucked

dogma sucked
- kicksave856

>>>>>>> clerks 2

>>>>>>> clerks 2
- Crimsoninja

well one of us here was dumb enough to see clerks 2.

the other one here is me.

well one of us here was dumb enough to see clerks 2.

the other one here is me.
- kicksave856

wow really you never saw it?


it's putrid

>>>>>>> clerks 2
- Crimsoninja

might be in t5 worst movies ever

wow really you never saw it?


it's putrid
- Crimsoninja

It's very strange

wow really you never saw it?


it's putrid
- Crimsoninja

i knew it was a terrible idea and then i knew from the trailer that i wouldn't let it ruin something beautiful for me.

woke up with a headache.

took 4 aspirin. nothing changed.

going for coffee/energy drink (outside-temperature-dependent).

dogma sucked
- kicksave856

never saw that but i walked right out of chasing amy
man that was hot garbage

woke up with a headache.

took 4 aspirin. nothing changed.

going for coffee/energy drink (outside-temperature-dependent).
- kicksave856

Go HAM on energy drinks

Go HAM on energy drinks
- Nucker101

i had one 240 mg rockstar zero punched and the headache was gone by the time i was done the can.

essential vitamins and nutrients.

people with aids drink this poop and are healthy and back on tinder by the end of the day.