My wife left me

My wife left me
- eichiefs9

She left all of us

She left all of us
- mdw7413

She left all of us
- mdw7413

She still drops by here from time to time. Has a fondness for Canadian bacon it seems.

She still drops by here from time to time. Has a fondness for Canadian bacon it seems.
- Wildschwein

She loves the sausages .

She still drops by here from time to time. Has a fondness for Canadian bacon it seems.
- Wildschwein

She looks like she's been eating all your grandfather's oats, along with that bear. She belongs to the woods now.

She still drops by here from time to time. Has a fondness for Canadian bacon it seems.
- Wildschwein

Shoot her with your .308 and put her out of her misery.

Shoot her with your .308 and put her out of her misery.
- mdw7413

Where does one find a dog turbin

She loves the sausages .
- Upstate_isles

Especially the foot long variety.

Where does one find a dog turbin
- Upstate_isles

wat

Where does one find a dog turbin
- Upstate_isles

Crazy Mohammad's sports & pressure cookers.

Shoot her with your .308 and put her out of her misery.
- mdw7413

Jesus Christ man! She is far too big for the .308. I'm not even sure if my .375 will be adequate for the job.

wat


- eichiefs9

Crazy Mohammad's sports & pressure cookers.
- mdw7413

New York must be a fascinating place.

Crazy Mohammad's sports & pressure cookers.
- mdw7413

Home of all things jihad

She looks like she's been eating all your grandfather's oats, along with that bear. She belongs to the woods now.
- eichiefs9

I fear she may have also taken down one of his neighbors beef. I think you can be found financially responsible for these losses.

Jesus Christ man! She is far too big for the .308. I'm not even sure if my .375 will be adequate for the job.
- Wildschwein

Gonna need a punt gun.

Which are, by the way, possibly the most hilarious thing ever created.

Home of all things jihad
- Upstate_isles

Wonder if I can buy enough explosives there to take out some of the Beaver houses in the creek?

New York must be a fascinating place.
- Wildschwein

You have no (frank)ing idea.

I fear she may have also taken down one of his neighbors beef. I think you can be found financially responsible for these losses.
- Wildschwein

She is no longer my problem, as she has left me. Therefore, legally speaking, I am not to be held accountable for her actions.

Gonna need a punt gun.

Which are, by the way, possibly the most hilarious thing ever created.
- eichiefs9

Yes they are.

Will it give us enough penetration though?

*snicker, snicker*

Jesus Christ man! She is far too big for the .308. I'm not even sure if my .375 will be adequate for the job.
- Wildschwein

Gonna have to bring in the big guns.

Yes they are.

Will it give us enough penetration though?

*snicker, snicker*
- Wildschwein

No penetration was enough for her

Arthur Staple ‏@StapeNewsday 55s55 seconds ago
A few thoughts on the #Isles weekend: 1) Don't see much of a trade market for Halak given his salary/term and team hasn't gotten any offers.

Arthur Staple ‏@StapeNewsday 15s15 seconds ago
Would think GS offering Halak around league was more of a shot back at Allan Walsh for going public with his clients' unhappiness.



Good ol' Spiteful Snow

New York must be a fascinating place.
- Wildschwein

There is a place in Hancock NY called camp islamberg where I have to work sometimes and it's like a terror camp they bury their dead up there you are escorted anywhere you go no one talks it's pretty creepy and they are less than a mile from the reservoir which is all NYC public water. Also they have all these trailers that are burned down looks like they exploded the cops only go up in groups they won't let any fire of ambulance on there without a police escort. They burn all their trash and are suing the d.e.c. because they were monitoring them for burning all their waste and running into reservoir. As the d.e.c. guy told me the solution to pollution is dilution. Good place it's on the federal watch list oh and he said they buy old junk school busses and they are all buried on the property