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Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:37 AM ET
Just gotta marry Eva Shockey, like former-Hurricane Tim Brent did.
- eichiefs9


You know Eva just doesn't do it for me.
Actually none of the mainstream huntresses do. I'd (frank) em don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't want to share a blind with them.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:38 AM ET
I meant with a blindfold. Pretending it was someone elses hand
- mdw7413


Just carry a blindfold with you at all times do you?
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 11:38 AM ET
Or you could just find a good looking lady hunting buddy.
- Wildschwein

That's why Chiefs brings MDW. Not so much the good looking part, but the lady part. Plus if he gets bored and there's nothing going on, he can send him out there for "practice".
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 11:40 AM ET
Just carry a blindfold with you at all times do you?
- Wildschwein

Based on the way Chief has described MDW's GF, he probably already does.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:40 AM ET
Just carry a blindfold with you at all times do you?
- Wildschwein


You never know when you are going to have to abduc............... nevermind
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:40 AM ET
Or you could just find a good looking lady hunting buddy.
- Wildschwein



I don't know what she is hunting with an MP5 but I'm in.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:42 AM ET
Based on the way Chief has described MDW's GF, he probably already does.
- Isleshockeyman


If Chief really met my gf, he would probably be shocked.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:47 AM ET
That's why Chiefs brings MDW. Not so much the good looking part, but the lady part. Plus if he gets bored and there's nothing going on, he can send him out there for "practice".
- Isleshockeyman


Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:48 AM ET
If Chief really met my gf, he would probably be shocked.
- mdw7413


Hell I'm just shocked you have a girlfriend.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 11:49 AM ET


I don't know what she is hunting with an MP5 but I'm in.

- mdw7413


I fear not much hunting would get done is if she were my hunting buddy. Probably have to borrow your blindfold though.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:53 AM ET
Hell I'm just shocked you have a girlfriend.
- Wildschwein



Trust me.. Me too
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 11:55 AM ET
That's why Chiefs brings MDW. Not so much the good looking part, but the lady part. Plus if he gets bored and there's nothing going on, he can send him out there for "practice".
- Isleshockeyman


Wtf? Thats not very nice...
Vukota
New York Islanders
Joined: 06.29.2007

Nov 14 @ 12:26 PM ET
Fack these guys I'll be at the Giants game tonight!!
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 12:32 PM ET
Fack these guys I'll be at the Giants game tonight!!
- Vukota


They ain't catching Dallas, might as well fold that season up too.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 12:35 PM ET
They ain't catching Dallas, might as well fold that season up too.
- mdw7413

I hope Dallas goes 14-2 (both losses to the Giants).

That way when they inevitably lose their first playoff game, it will be so much sweeter mocking all the Cowboy fans on my Facebook news feed.

It's like a foolproof test...if you grew up in the 90's and are currently a Cowboys/Packers/Broncos fan not from any of those corresponding states, or nearby ones without a team: you were a front-runner as a child.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 12:44 PM ET
I hope Dallas goes 14-2 (both losses to the Giants).

That way when they inevitably lose their first playoff game, it will be so much sweeter mocking all the Cowboy fans on my Facebook news feed.

It's like a foolproof test...if you grew up in the 90's and are currently a Cowboys/Packers/Broncos fan not from any of those corresponding states, or nearby ones without a team: you were a front-runner as a child.

- eichiefs9


I was a fan since the 80's, but that was because of the cheerleaders, because how much does a 7 year old really know about football?
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 12:45 PM ET
Wtf? Thats not very nice...
- mdw7413

Just playing around
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 12:47 PM ET
I hope Dallas goes 14-2 (both losses to the Giants).

That way when they inevitably lose their first playoff game, it will be so much sweeter mocking all the Cowboy fans on my Facebook news feed.

It's like a foolproof test...if you grew up in the 90's and are currently a Cowboys/Packers/Broncos fan not from any of those corresponding states, or nearby ones without a team: you were a front-runner as a child.

- eichiefs9

I hate the Cowboys with the intensity of a hundred white hot suns. Unfortunately, there are a few of their fans in my office.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 12:51 PM ET
Just playing around

- Isleshockeyman


Vukota
New York Islanders
Joined: 06.29.2007

Nov 14 @ 12:52 PM ET
They ain't catching Dallas, might as well fold that season up too.
- mdw7413

Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 1:00 PM ET

- mdw7413

See, I give you a good looking woman with, ummm, something popping up between her breasts and you give me an air humping dog.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 1:02 PM ET
See, I give you a good looking woman with, ummm, something popping up between her breasts and you give me an air humping dog.
- Isleshockeyman

I'd eat a mile-long trail of poop just to get to Allison Brie's ass.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 1:07 PM ET
I'd eat a mile-long trail of poop just to get to Allison Brie's ass.
- eichiefs9


Wait, that's kind of gross.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 1:08 PM ET

Wait, that's kind of gross.

- Isleshockeyman

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alison Brie rules
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 1:11 PM ET
See, I give you a good looking woman with, ummm, something popping up between her breasts and you give me an air humping dog.
- Isleshockeyman


The dog was impressed with your gif
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