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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 1:15 PM ET
The dog was impressed with your gif
- mdw7413

I'm old & slow, what do you expect.

Get off my lawn!
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 1:32 PM ET

- mdw7413


mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 1:38 PM ET
I'm old & slow, what do you expect.

Get off my lawn!

- Isleshockeyman


You guys don't have lawns in AZ. More like get off my dust and rocks!
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 2:08 PM ET
You guys don't have lawns in AZ. More like get off my dust and rocks!
- mdw7413


Actually I do have grass in my backyard. Never have to mow or water it.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 2:16 PM ET

Actually I do have grass in my backyard. Never have to mow or water it.

- Isleshockeyman

mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 2:19 PM ET

- eichiefs9



Exactly. Although my neighbor got this new fake grass product, it actually was pretty (frank)ing awesome.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 2:22 PM ET


Exactly. Although my neighbor got this new fake grass product, it actually was pretty (frank)ing awesome.

- mdw7413


Would love not having to mow, but I would miss all the Rabbits that come to eat my lawn. Not often that your groceries come right to the door step.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 2:24 PM ET

- eichiefs9


Not that much though. I only have an area about 12' x 20'. Just a little place for the grandkids to run around on. Except now they run around the whole backyard with the dog chasing them and mess up my rocks (decomposed granite). Then I have to go out there when they leave and rake. God I sound really old. Next stop, cruise ship shuffleboard and the early bird special.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 2:26 PM ET
Would love not having to mow, but I would miss all the Rabbits that come to eat my lawn. Not often that your groceries come right to the door step.
- Wildschwein

We have javelina that are starting to eat our plants by the front door now. Time to get up on the roof at night with the 30.06 and pick off a couple. Of course if I do that, you guys won't hear from me for quite a while.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 2:29 PM ET
We have javelina that are starting to eat our plants by the front door now. Time to get up on the roof at night with the 30.06 and pick off a couple. Of course if I do that, you guys won't hear from me for quite a while.
- Isleshockeyman


Sounds like you need a good bow old man.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 2:31 PM ET
Would love not having to mow, but I would miss all the Rabbits that come to eat my lawn. Not often that your groceries come right to the door step.
- Wildschwein

mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 14 @ 2:32 PM ET
We have javelina that are starting to eat our plants by the front door now. Time to get up on the roof at night with the 30.06 and pick off a couple. Of course if I do that, you guys won't hear from me for quite a while.
- Isleshockeyman


What the (frank) is a javelina?
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 2:33 PM ET
What the (frank) is a javelina?
- mdw7413

http://bfy.tw/6DXB
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 2:34 PM ET
We have javelina that are starting to eat our plants by the front door now. Time to get up on the roof at night with the 30.06 and pick off a couple. Of course if I do that, you guys won't hear from me for quite a while.
- Isleshockeyman

I think a 30-06 might be a bit excessive, unless you want pig-guts soup splattered all over your front door.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 2:38 PM ET
What the (frank) is a javelina?
- mdw7413

They're a giant rodent. They look like a small boar, but they are part of the rodent family. I hunted them once, once. Never again. They're disgusting smelling to field dress and disgusting to eat.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 2:39 PM ET
What the (frank) is a javelina?
- mdw7413


Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 2:39 PM ET
I think a 30-06 might be a bit excessive, unless you want pig-guts soup splattered all over your front door.
- eichiefs9


A mans got to send a message.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 2:41 PM ET
I think a 30-06 might be a bit excessive, unless you want pig-guts soup splattered all over your front door.
- eichiefs9

With the 30-06 I can pick em off coming into the yard. My M-1 & .44mag rifle only has iron sites and the .22's like to jam on me. Not breaking out a 12 ga. for them either. Pretty sure the HOA would frown on me picking off wildlife but what choice have they left me?! They've eaten $12 worth of plants.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 2:41 PM ET
They're a giant rodent. They look like a small boar, but they are part of the rodent family. I hunted them once, once. Never again. They're disgusting smelling to field dress and disgusting to eat.
- Isleshockeyman


I've had a javelina hunt in the back of my mind for a long damn while. Heard they tasted like poop, but you Americans must make a whiskey strong enough to cover it up.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 14 @ 2:42 PM ET
A mans got to send a message.
- Wildschwein

Well it's Arizona, so if he really wants to send a message I'm sure he could go down to the local gun store and buy a few claymores.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 2:42 PM ET
With the 30-06 I can pick em off coming into the yard. My M-1 & .44mag rifle only has iron sites and the .22's like to jam on me. Not breaking out a 12 ga. for them either. Pretty sure the HOA would frown on me picking off wildlife but what choice have they left me?! They've eaten $12 worth of plants.
- Isleshockeyman


Live traps. Then you can let them loose in the parking lot during Roadrunner games.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 14 @ 2:43 PM ET
Well it's Arizona, so if he really wants to send a message I'm sure he could go down to the local gun store and buy a few claymores.
- eichiefs9


I simply must move to Arizona.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 2:43 PM ET
A mans got to send a message.
- Wildschwein

I'll send my message.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 2:44 PM ET
Well it's Arizona, so if he really wants to send a message I'm sure he could go down to the local gun store and buy a few claymores.
- eichiefs9

Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 14 @ 2:48 PM ET
Live traps. Then you can let them loose in the parking lot during Roadrunner games.
- Wildschwein

Live traps. Pffft, those are for wussy tree hugging fags. I'll pop one in the head, then hang it from a tree in the front as a message to all the other nasty ass javelina's.
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