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Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:41 PM ET
OR ESLE
- Upstate_isles


My wife is a kickboxing instructor and fitness freak with a genuine fondness for centerfire rifles. There is no "OR ELSE".
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 4:41 PM ET
Now that you mention it I haven't had one since. Fortunately my birthday is coming up so she pretty much has to.
- Wildschwein


Mine too
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:42 PM ET
Going to a bar after you just ate the worst food imaginable and carpet bombing the place is such fun. Doesn't get much better than watching a girls face turn to horror and looking at the guy standing next to her..
- mdw7413


You are one cruel dude!
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 4:42 PM ET
Now that you mention it I haven't had one since. Fortunately my birthday is coming up so she pretty much has to.
- Wildschwein

So you think she's going to make a wish and blow you? Don't be surprised if she has a headache or isn't feeling good, etc.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:42 PM ET
Mine too
- mdw7413


December or January?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 4:43 PM ET
You are one cruel dude!
- Wildschwein


You never carpet bombed? Its (frank)ing glorious
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 4:43 PM ET
December or January?
- Wildschwein


Friday the 2nd
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:43 PM ET
So you think she's going to make a wish and blow you? Don't be surprised if she has a headache or isn't feeling good, etc.
- Isleshockeyman


No, no, no. I'm going to make the wish and she will blow me. At least she better if she wants to get that .30-06 for her birthday.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 4:44 PM ET
Friday the 2nd
- mdw7413

No poop, that's my sisters b-day too. When's your Schwein?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 4:45 PM ET
No poop, that's my sisters b-day too. When's your Schwein?
- Isleshockeyman


Is your sister hot?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:45 PM ET
You never carpet bombed? Its (frank)ing glorious
- mdw7413


Not many bars around here that one can do such things. Ladies in our pubs have already saturated the area with chemical weapons.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:45 PM ET
No poop, that's my sisters b-day too. When's your Schwein?
- Isleshockeyman


11th of January.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 4:46 PM ET
Not many bars around here that one can do such things. Ladies in our pubs have already saturated the area with chemical weapons.
- Wildschwein

Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 4:47 PM ET
You never carpet bombed? Its (frank)ing glorious
- mdw7413

I'll pull a Cleveland steamer (or Dutch oven) on my wife. The funny part is, she's one the farting and they're (frank)ing nasty. I tell her she needs to go wipe because if she didn't poop, she should have. I get her laughing to the point of tears.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 4:47 PM ET
11th of January.
- Wildschwein

Now, is that in meters, kilo's.....
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 4:48 PM ET
11th of January.
- Wildschwein


You got a damn long ways to wait.

Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 4:49 PM ET
11th of January.
- Wildschwein

Mine just past. Interesting to know the we're in about a month and a half's time. for birthdays.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 4:50 PM ET
I'll pull a Cleveland steamer (or Dutch oven) on my wife. The funny part is, she's one the farting and they're (frank)ing nasty. I tell her she needs to go wipe because if she didn't poop, she should have. I get her laughing to the point of tears.
- Isleshockeyman



I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago


Also I think a Clevland steamer would be you sh!tting on your wifes chest or vice versa.... ... I'm not here to judge though
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:51 PM ET
Now, is that in meters, kilo's.....
- Isleshockeyman


Liters.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 4:52 PM ET


I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago

- mdw7413

My ex never farted in front of me. Except a couple times in her sleep. The current one will let 'em rip and blame the dog. I call her the gas chamber and gave her the Indian name of Stinking Wind.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:53 PM ET


I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago

- mdw7413


I did the same. Sadly she picked a very inopportune time to break that barrier. She says it was accidental but I don't believe her.

Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 4:54 PM ET


I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago


Also I think a Clevland steamer would be you sh!tting on your wifes chest or vice versa.... ... I'm not here to judge though

- mdw7413

How exactly did you "make sure" of that. Did you tie her up and force feed her several cans of beans and broccoli then push on her stomach?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:54 PM ET
You got a damn long ways to wait.
- mdw7413


After 10 years of marriage a month or so doesn't seem overly long.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 4:57 PM ET
I did the same. Sadly she picked a very inopportune time to break that barrier. She says it was accidental but I don't believe her.


- Wildschwein




Don't need to explain any further
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 4:57 PM ET


Don't need to explain any further

- mdw7413


I thought not.
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