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OR ESLE - Upstate_isles
My wife is a kickboxing instructor and fitness freak with a genuine fondness for centerfire rifles. There is no "OR ELSE". |
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mdw7413
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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Now that you mention it I haven't had one since. Fortunately my birthday is coming up so she pretty much has to. - Wildschwein
Mine too |
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Going to a bar after you just ate the worst food imaginable and carpet bombing the place is such fun. Doesn't get much better than watching a girls face turn to horror and looking at the guy standing next to her.. - mdw7413
You are one cruel dude! |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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Now that you mention it I haven't had one since. Fortunately my birthday is coming up so she pretty much has to. - Wildschwein
So you think she's going to make a wish and blow you? Don't be surprised if she has a headache or isn't feeling good, etc. |
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Mine too - mdw7413
December or January? |
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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You are one cruel dude! - Wildschwein
You never carpet bombed? Its (frank)ing glorious |
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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December or January? - Wildschwein
Friday the 2nd |
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So you think she's going to make a wish and blow you? Don't be surprised if she has a headache or isn't feeling good, etc. - Isleshockeyman
No, no, no. I'm going to make the wish and she will blow me. At least she better if she wants to get that .30-06 for her birthday. |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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Friday the 2nd - mdw7413
No poop, that's my sisters b-day too. When's your Schwein? |
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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No poop, that's my sisters b-day too. When's your Schwein? - Isleshockeyman
Is your sister hot? |
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You never carpet bombed? Its (frank)ing glorious - mdw7413
Not many bars around here that one can do such things. Ladies in our pubs have already saturated the area with chemical weapons. |
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No poop, that's my sisters b-day too. When's your Schwein? - Isleshockeyman
11th of January. |
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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Not many bars around here that one can do such things. Ladies in our pubs have already saturated the area with chemical weapons. - Wildschwein
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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You never carpet bombed? Its (frank)ing glorious - mdw7413
I'll pull a Cleveland steamer (or Dutch oven) on my wife. The funny part is, she's one the farting and they're (frank)ing nasty. I tell her she needs to go wipe because if she didn't poop, she should have. I get her laughing to the point of tears. |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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11th of January. - Wildschwein
Now, is that in meters, kilo's..... |
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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11th of January. - Wildschwein
You got a damn long ways to wait.
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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11th of January. - Wildschwein
Mine just past. Interesting to know the we're in about a month and a half's time. for birthdays. |
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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I'll pull a Cleveland steamer (or Dutch oven) on my wife. The funny part is, she's one the farting and they're (frank)ing nasty. I tell her she needs to go wipe because if she didn't poop, she should have. I get her laughing to the point of tears. - Isleshockeyman
I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago
Also I think a Clevland steamer would be you sh!tting on your wifes chest or vice versa.... ... I'm not here to judge though |
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Now, is that in meters, kilo's..... - Isleshockeyman
Liters. |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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I made sure my gf farted 1st when we hooked up. Ever since then its open season, but because of that she hasn't farted in front of me since and that was 10 years ago - mdw7413
My ex never farted in front of me. Except a couple times in her sleep. The current one will let 'em rip and blame the dog. I call her the gas chamber and gave her the Indian name of Stinking Wind. |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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You got a damn long ways to wait. - mdw7413
After 10 years of marriage a month or so doesn't seem overly long. |
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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