Upstate_isles
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Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY Joined: 05.12.2016
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Going to a bar after you just ate the worst food imaginable and carpet bombing the place is such fun. Doesn't get much better than watching a girls face turn to horror and looking at the guy standing next to her.. - mdw7413
Crop dusting 101 |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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I thought not. - Wildschwein
Methinks that would be a tmi kind of thing. |
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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How exactly did you "make sure" of that. Did you tie her up and force feed her several cans of beans and broccoli then push on her stomach? - Isleshockeyman
I just held my own in and just bided my time. I think I did irreparable damage to my lower intestines but it was worth it.
Actually I got her laughing 1 night and it shot out. Awkward silence and then she blamed the couch. |
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Upstate_isles
New York Islanders |
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Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY Joined: 05.12.2016
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Often have flashbacks/sudden urges when showering at the gym/pool? - Wildschwein
More like fears and regrets |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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Crop dusting 101 - Upstate_isles
Crap dusting, we call it out here. You can get 5-8 tables looking around if your good enough. |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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I just held my own in and just bided my time. I think I did irreparable damage to my lower intestines but it was worth it.
Actually I got her laughing 1 night and it shot out. Awkward silence and then she blamed the couch. - mdw7413
Haaaaahaaahahaaa. Mine does that too. And the dog. She loves blaming the dog. Funny thing is, she could have just released a string of them and if I'm in another room and let one go, she'll get all serious and tell me how gross I am. Of course I point to the obvious infraction on her part, but, being married, that doesn't matter and it's different. |
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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Haaaaahaaahahaaa. Mine does that too. And the dog. She loves blaming the dog. Funny thing is, she could have just released a string of them and if I'm in another room and let one go, she'll get all serious and tell me how gross I am. Of course I point to the obvious infraction on her part, but, being married, that doesn't matter and it's different. - Isleshockeyman
I found if you want to either kill some ones sense of smell, or possibly send them to the hospital, a bag of frozen onion rings from the grocery store with copious amounts of ketchup will do the job. Make sure your house is clear of any small animals though and people with breathing issues |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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I found if you want to either kill some ones sense of smell, or possibly send them to the hospital, a bag of frozen onion rings from the grocery store with copious amounts of ketchup will do the job. Make sure your house is clear of any small animals though and people with breathing issues - mdw7413
A baked potato with lots of cheese, butter and sour cream with a good helping of broccoli followed immediately with a healthy night of drinking and no one will come within a half a mile of you. Probably let you keep the bathroom at your work for yourself for that day. |
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Upstate_isles
New York Islanders |
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Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY Joined: 05.12.2016
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I just held my own in and just bided my time. I think I did irreparable damage to my lower intestines but it was worth it.
Actually I got her laughing 1 night and it shot out. Awkward silence and then she blamed the couch. - mdw7413
I had a gf that tried telling me to go to the bathroom everyou ime I had to fart I said we either have to breakup or move the bed into the bathroom |
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Upstate_isles
New York Islanders |
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Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY Joined: 05.12.2016
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A baked potato with lots of cheese, butter and sour cream with a good helping of broccoli followed immediately with a healthy night of drinking and no one will come within a half a mile of you. Probably let you keep the bathroom at your work for yourself for that day. - Isleshockeyman
Pickled eggs from the gas station, I poop so bad I went to hockey came home and gagged on a 2 hour old fart in the hockey room. Also made the owner of the bar leave his place after he was flicking matches at me.....guys on the team were two booths away in each direction
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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Cptmjl
New York Islanders |
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Joined: 11.05.2011
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Hoping for a full blown embarrassment tonight. Does someone know which thread I should go to discuss farts? |
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Upstate_isles
New York Islanders |
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Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY Joined: 05.12.2016
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Hoping for a full blown embarrassment tonight. Does someone know which thread I should go to discuss farts? - Cptmjl
Both threads talk about poop |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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Hoping for a full blown embarrassment tonight. Does someone know which thread I should go to discuss farts? - Cptmjl
Nope, no idea. We are a group of gentlemen who only discuss the finer points of the game of hockey. We would not stoop so low as to discuss the subject of flatulence.
*Edit - I am hoping for the same thing. A 12-1 loss would be nice. Not really hoping for that bad a score but it sure as hell would be embarrassing. |
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Nope, no idea. We are a group of gentlemen who only discuss the finer points of the game of hockey. We would not stoop so low as to discuss the subject of flatulence. - Isleshockeyman
Quite right good sir, quite right. |
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Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders |
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Location: Lou is our savior Joined: 11.05.2014
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Quite right good sir, quite right. - Wildschwein
Fart jokes. How childish. *teehee* |
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Fart jokes. How childish. *teehee* - Isleshockeyman
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mdw7413
New York Rangers |
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Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro Joined: 12.13.2013
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I had a gf that tried telling me to go to the bathroom everyou ime I had to fart I said we either have to breakup or move the bed into the bathroom - Upstate_isles
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Upstate_isles
New York Islanders |
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Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY Joined: 05.12.2016
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Cptmjl
New York Islanders |
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Joined: 11.05.2011
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Both threads talk about poop - Upstate_isles
Yeah man. |
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eichiefs9
New York Islanders |
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Location: NY Joined: 11.03.2008
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Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
6m
Dreger: Vote of confidence from Snow for Capuano "very strong" and until that changes, Snow will continue to be loyal & have faith. #Isles
Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
1m
Gist of Dreger's comments: Unless #Isles' ownership steps in, Snow will stand by Capuano because GM is loyal to/has faith in head coach.
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Cptmjl
New York Islanders |
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Joined: 11.05.2011
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Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
6m
Dreger: Vote of confidence from Snow for Capuano "very strong" and until that changes, Snow will continue to be loyal & have faith. #Isles
Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
1m
Gist of Dreger's comments: Unless #Isles' ownership steps in, Snow will stand by Capuano because GM is loyal to/has faith in head coach.
- eichiefs9
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eichiefs9
New York Islanders |
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Location: NY Joined: 11.03.2008
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That's his buddy - Cptmjl
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Upstate_isles
New York Islanders |
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Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY Joined: 05.12.2016
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- eichiefs9
At least get Pierre Mcguire tonight......
Josh Bailey just knocked a man down with a hit better turn it off its the best thing we will see tonight |
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eichiefs9
New York Islanders |
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Location: NY Joined: 11.03.2008
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At least get Pierre Mcguire tonight...... - Upstate_isles
Not even watching. Becoming a common theme lately. Pot helps. |
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