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Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 30 @ 4:58 PM ET
Going to a bar after you just ate the worst food imaginable and carpet bombing the place is such fun. Doesn't get much better than watching a girls face turn to horror and looking at the guy standing next to her..
- mdw7413

Crop dusting 101
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 4:59 PM ET
I thought not.
- Wildschwein

Methinks that would be a tmi kind of thing.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 4:59 PM ET
How exactly did you "make sure" of that. Did you tie her up and force feed her several cans of beans and broccoli then push on her stomach?
- Isleshockeyman


I just held my own in and just bided my time. I think I did irreparable damage to my lower intestines but it was worth it.

Actually I got her laughing 1 night and it shot out. Awkward silence and then she blamed the couch.
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 30 @ 4:59 PM ET
Often have flashbacks/sudden urges when showering at the gym/pool?
- Wildschwein

More like fears and regrets
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 5:00 PM ET
Crop dusting 101
- Upstate_isles

Crap dusting, we call it out here. You can get 5-8 tables looking around if your good enough.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 5:03 PM ET
I just held my own in and just bided my time. I think I did irreparable damage to my lower intestines but it was worth it.

Actually I got her laughing 1 night and it shot out. Awkward silence and then she blamed the couch.

- mdw7413

Haaaaahaaahahaaa. Mine does that too. And the dog. She loves blaming the dog. Funny thing is, she could have just released a string of them and if I'm in another room and let one go, she'll get all serious and tell me how gross I am. Of course I point to the obvious infraction on her part, but, being married, that doesn't matter and it's different.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 5:07 PM ET
Haaaaahaaahahaaa. Mine does that too. And the dog. She loves blaming the dog. Funny thing is, she could have just released a string of them and if I'm in another room and let one go, she'll get all serious and tell me how gross I am. Of course I point to the obvious infraction on her part, but, being married, that doesn't matter and it's different.
- Isleshockeyman


I found if you want to either kill some ones sense of smell, or possibly send them to the hospital, a bag of frozen onion rings from the grocery store with copious amounts of ketchup will do the job. Make sure your house is clear of any small animals though and people with breathing issues
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 5:11 PM ET
I found if you want to either kill some ones sense of smell, or possibly send them to the hospital, a bag of frozen onion rings from the grocery store with copious amounts of ketchup will do the job. Make sure your house is clear of any small animals though and people with breathing issues
- mdw7413


A baked potato with lots of cheese, butter and sour cream with a good helping of broccoli followed immediately with a healthy night of drinking and no one will come within a half a mile of you. Probably let you keep the bathroom at your work for yourself for that day.
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 30 @ 5:24 PM ET
I just held my own in and just bided my time. I think I did irreparable damage to my lower intestines but it was worth it.

Actually I got her laughing 1 night and it shot out. Awkward silence and then she blamed the couch.

- mdw7413

I had a gf that tried telling me to go to the bathroom everyou ime I had to fart I said we either have to breakup or move the bed into the bathroom
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 30 @ 5:28 PM ET
A baked potato with lots of cheese, butter and sour cream with a good helping of broccoli followed immediately with a healthy night of drinking and no one will come within a half a mile of you. Probably let you keep the bathroom at your work for yourself for that day.
- Isleshockeyman

Pickled eggs from the gas station, I poop so bad I went to hockey came home and gagged on a 2 hour old fart in the hockey room. Also made the owner of the bar leave his place after he was flicking matches at me.....guys on the team were two booths away in each direction
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 5:38 PM ET
Pickled eggs from the gas station, I poop so bad I went to hockey came home and gagged on a 2 hour old fart in the hockey room. Also made the owner of the bar leave his place after he was flicking matches at me.....guys on the team were two booths away in each direction
- Upstate_isles


I was just in the office of one of the ladies at work and had to fart. She was trying to talk to me about a project and I just told her to email the info. Went back to my office and did the cough cover-up.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 30 @ 5:40 PM ET
Hoping for a full blown embarrassment tonight. Does someone know which thread I should go to discuss farts?
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 30 @ 5:48 PM ET
Hoping for a full blown embarrassment tonight. Does someone know which thread I should go to discuss farts?
- Cptmjl

Both threads talk about poop
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 5:53 PM ET
Hoping for a full blown embarrassment tonight. Does someone know which thread I should go to discuss farts?
- Cptmjl

Nope, no idea. We are a group of gentlemen who only discuss the finer points of the game of hockey. We would not stoop so low as to discuss the subject of flatulence.

*Edit - I am hoping for the same thing. A 12-1 loss would be nice. Not really hoping for that bad a score but it sure as hell would be embarrassing.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 5:58 PM ET
Nope, no idea. We are a group of gentlemen who only discuss the finer points of the game of hockey. We would not stoop so low as to discuss the subject of flatulence.
- Isleshockeyman


Quite right good sir, quite right.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 30 @ 5:59 PM ET
Quite right good sir, quite right.
- Wildschwein

Fart jokes. How childish. *teehee*
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 30 @ 6:01 PM ET
Fart jokes. How childish. *teehee*
- Isleshockeyman


mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 30 @ 6:13 PM ET
I had a gf that tried telling me to go to the bathroom everyou ime I had to fart I said we either have to breakup or move the bed into the bathroom
- Upstate_isles

Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 30 @ 6:37 PM ET
Fart jokes. How childish. *teehee*
- Isleshockeyman

https://youtu.be/20D-kf9moX0
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 30 @ 6:48 PM ET
Both threads talk about poop
- Upstate_isles



Yeah man.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 30 @ 8:02 PM ET
Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
6m
Dreger: Vote of confidence from Snow for Capuano "very strong" and until that changes, Snow will continue to be loyal & have faith. #Isles


Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
1m
Gist of Dreger's comments: Unless #Isles' ownership steps in, Snow will stand by Capuano because GM is loyal to/has faith in head coach.






Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 30 @ 8:04 PM ET
Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
6m
Dreger: Vote of confidence from Snow for Capuano "very strong" and until that changes, Snow will continue to be loyal & have faith. #Isles


Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
1m
Gist of Dreger's comments: Unless #Isles' ownership steps in, Snow will stand by Capuano because GM is loyal to/has faith in head coach.





- eichiefs9

That's his buddy
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 30 @ 8:05 PM ET
That's his buddy
- Cptmjl

Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 30 @ 8:13 PM ET

- eichiefs9

At least get Pierre Mcguire tonight......
Josh Bailey just knocked a man down with a hit better turn it off its the best thing we will see tonight
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 30 @ 8:16 PM ET
At least get Pierre Mcguire tonight......
- Upstate_isles

Not even watching. Becoming a common theme lately. Pot helps.
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