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Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 18 @ 1:01 PM ET
She's pregnant, I would milk those puppies
- mdw7413

Looks like Sally struthers
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 18 @ 1:03 PM ET
Would that be performance enhancing?
- Wildschwein


Do you have any rug rats yet?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 18 @ 1:03 PM ET
Looks like Sally struthers
- Upstate_isles

Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 18 @ 1:12 PM ET
Do you have any rug rats yet?
- mdw7413

Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 18 @ 1:12 PM ET
We all know which Jessica Simpson you were a fan of.



- eichiefs9



mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 18 @ 1:17 PM ET

- Cptmjl


Nice attachment dildo
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 18 @ 1:18 PM ET
Nice attachment dildo
- mdw7413

eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 18 @ 1:20 PM ET
Nice attachment dildo
- mdw7413



Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 18 @ 1:20 PM ET
Nice attachment dildo
- mdw7413

Not a dildo
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 18 @ 1:22 PM ET
Not a dildo
- Cptmjl



Damn......
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 18 @ 2:00 PM ET
Do you have any rug rats yet?
- mdw7413


Nope. I am blessed/cursed with infertility.

Probably stems from all those polar bear tea bagging escapades.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 18 @ 2:04 PM ET
Nope. I am blessed/cursed with infertility.

Probably stems from all those polar bear tea bagging escapades.

- Wildschwein

Did you accidently teabag a bear trap?
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 18 @ 2:08 PM ET
Did you accidently teabag a bear trap?
- Isleshockeyman


Puhleeese!

I am Wildschwein the Bear Whisperer!

Don't need no (frank)ing traps to tea bag a bear.
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 18 @ 2:10 PM ET
Nope. I am blessed/cursed with infertility.

Probably stems from all those polar bear tea bagging escapades.

- Wildschwein

Was just wondering, but maybe IslesHockeyMan can fill us in. I have friends who said the freakiest their wives ever were, was when they were pregnant.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 18 @ 2:14 PM ET
Was just wondering, but maybe IslesHockeyMan can fill us in. I have friends who said the freakiest their wives ever were, was when they were pregnant.
- mdw7413


I have heard tell of such stories as well. Alas I shall never have first hand knowledge.

Kinda shocked you don't have any young ins yourself actually, illegitimate or otherwise.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 18 @ 2:15 PM ET
Was just wondering, but maybe IslesHockeyMan can fill us in. I have friends who said the freakiest their wives ever were, was when they were pregnant.
- mdw7413

What a waste of freakiness
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 18 @ 2:15 PM ET
I have heard tell of such stories as well. Alas I shall never have first hand knowledge.

Kinda shocked you don't have any young ins yourself actually, illegitimate or otherwise.

- Wildschwein



Me too.... me too
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 18 @ 2:16 PM ET
What a waste of freakiness
- Cptmjl


Depends if you think your wife is hot. You have a ways to go though. Probably another 10 years till fertility
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 18 @ 2:18 PM ET
Depends if you think your wife is hot. You have a ways to go though. Probably another 10 years till fertility
- mdw7413


You'd be surprised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/...of_youngest_birth_mothers
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 18 @ 2:20 PM ET
You'd be surprised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/...of_youngest_birth_mothers

- Wildschwein



Wtf!!!
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 18 @ 2:23 PM ET
Wtf!!!
- mdw7413


Yup. Some horrible poop in that link.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 18 @ 2:30 PM ET
Was just wondering, but maybe IslesHockeyMan can fill us in. I have friends who said the freakiest their wives ever were, was when they were pregnant.
- mdw7413

Well, I never knocked up wife #2, thank god, but wife #1 was horny as a son of a female dog when she was pregnant. Wanted it everywhere all the time. There were times I'd look down and thought I got it caught in a drum sander or something.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 18 @ 2:33 PM ET
You'd be surprised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/...of_youngest_birth_mothers

- Wildschwein

Jesus H. Christ. What are you cpt.Jr.? You had that link up pretty damn quick.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 18 @ 2:35 PM ET
Well, I never knocked up wife #2, thank god, but wife #1 was horny as a son of a female dog when she was pregnant. Wanted it everywhere all the time. There were times I'd look down and thought I got it caught in a drum sander or something.
- Isleshockeyman


eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 18 @ 2:37 PM ET
Well, I never knocked up wife #2, thank god, but wife #1 was horny as a son of a female dog when she was pregnant. Wanted it everywhere all the time. There were times I'd look down and thought I got it caught in a drum sander or something.
- Isleshockeyman

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