You'd be surprised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/...of_youngest_birth_mothers
- Wildschwein

Jesus H. Christ. What are you cpt.Jr.? You had that link up pretty damn quick.
- Isleshockeyman

Nah my wife and I were discussing this topic a couple weeks ago. Radio announced a 10 year old girl in Brazil gave birth. I didn't believe it at first so we Googled it. Turns out 10 is (frank) all where such things are concerned.

- eichiefs9

Yup. Long list of (frank)ing female genitalias in there that need their junk dropped into a blender.

Yup. Long list of (frank)ing female genitalias in there that need their junk dropped into a blender.
- Wildschwein

- Upstate_isles

Man, why are you posting the video of the last game against Tampa? Or is it a preview of tonight's game. Bright side for me is at least I'm going to watch what should be a really good game tonight.

Man, why are you posting the video of the last game against Tampa? Or is it a preview of tonight's game. Bright side for me is at least I'm going to watch what should be a really good game tonight.
- Isleshockeyman

I'll be working a game will record isles try and get through it after

I'll be working a game will record isles try and get through it after
- Upstate_isles

Good luck tonight. How about I warm you up a little. Ready, we'll start off easy. "What the hell game are you watching, you moron?!". "Hey ref, why don't you open your eyes. You're missing a hell of a game!". And finally "Is your name Hoover? 'Cause you sure as poop SUCK!".

Warmed up a little? Don't forget to stretch. And, oh yeah, don't fall to your knees.

Well, I never knocked up wife #2, thank god, but wife #1 was horny as a son of a female dog when she was pregnant. Wanted it everywhere all the time. There were times I'd look down and thought I got it caught in a drum sander or something.
- Isleshockeyman

Good luck tonight. How about I warm you up a little. Ready, we'll start off easy. "What the hell game are you watching, you moron?!". "Hey ref, why don't you open your eyes. You're missing a hell of a game!". And finally "Is your name Hoover? 'Cause you sure as poop SUCK!".

Warmed up a little? Don't forget to stretch. And, oh yeah, don't fall to your knees.
- Isleshockeyman

Who's playing the Roadrunners tonight?

Who's playing the Roadrunners tonight?
- Wildschwein

The illustrious Moose of Manitoba, eh? It's $2 beer night and the wife just told me she was too tired to go. Alas, there will be some drunken goalie-bashing tonight.

The illustrious Moose of Manitoba, eh? It's $2 beer night and the wife just told me she was too tired to go. Alas, there will be some drunken goalie-bashing tonight.
- Isleshockeyman

Enjoy the game and beer good sir.

Comrie or Pavelec?

Enjoy the game and beer good sir.

Comrie or Pavelec?
- Wildschwein

Don't know yet. But, oh what a glorious day to go heckle at a game. Czuczman AND Strait are playing for the Moose. See if I can verbally abuse Strait to the point of not wanting to leave the bench.

Good luck tonight. How about I warm you up a little. Ready, we'll start off easy. "What the hell game are you watching, you moron?!". "Hey ref, why don't you open your eyes. You're missing a hell of a game!". And finally "Is your name Hoover? 'Cause you sure as poop SUCK!".

Warmed up a little? Don't forget to stretch. And, oh yeah, don't fall to your knees.
- Isleshockeyman

You forgot:

"Get off your knees, cause you're blowing the game"

You forgot:

"Get off your knees, cause you're blowing the game"
- eichiefs9

Ah tis true all fans are filled to their necks in their own fecal matter and no not of which they speak. honestly you'd be surprised how many coaches players and mainly spectators have no idea what he rules are it's rather amazing, I played thru college and when I read the rulebook said oh that's why that happened. Side note ever watch the game and the commentators can't figure out the whistle or where the penalty was when it's plain as day.

You forgot:

"Get off your knees, cause you're blowing the game"
- eichiefs9

See, that's why the last sentence was "don't fall to your knees."
Subtlety, usually not my strong suit.

Ah tis true all fans are filled to their necks in their own fecal matter and no not of which they speak. honestly you'd be surprised how many coaches players and mainly spectators have no idea what he rules are it's rather amazing, I played thru college and when I read the rulebook said oh that's why that happened. Side note ever watch the game and the commentators can't figure out the whistle or where the penalty was when it's plain as day.
- Upstate_isles

Did you guys watch the Pens-Caps game? Wilson cross-checked Hornqvuist across the upper arm and snapped his stick in half. 15' away from the ref. No call. I was shocked. It was as blatant a cross-check as you will ever see.

Ah tis true all fans are filled to their necks in their own fecal matter and no not of which they speak. honestly you'd be surprised how many coaches players and mainly spectators have no idea what he rules are it's rather amazing, I played thru college and when I read the rulebook said oh that's why that happened. Side note ever watch the game and the commentators can't figure out the whistle or where the penalty was when it's plain as day.
- Upstate_isles[/quote]

Sam loves calling penalties when its offsides.

[quote=Upstate_isles]Ah tis true all fans are filled to their necks in their own fecal matter and no not of which they speak. honestly you'd be surprised how many coaches players and mainly spectators have no idea what he rules are it's rather amazing, I played thru college and when I read the rulebook said oh that's why that happened. Side note ever watch the game and the commentators can't figure out the whistle or where the penalty was when it's plain as day.
- mdw7413[/quote]

Sam loves calling penalties when its offsides.

there was a game 2 years ago and the whistle was for premature goalie substitution and no one could figure out why the faceoff was at center. Another classic was the team playing the Islanders got a five-minute major that stretched into the intermission and they never put a man in the box after the period Started and therefore no one could come out of the box so they couldn't put another man on the ice and they play down a man 5 on 4 for about nine minutes every time the team tried to ice it rolosont came out of the net to get the icing waved and then play continued. Love Sam these guys also say play stopped for an offside when the refs arm is up for a delayed penalty or they don't know who the penalty is on when is clear based on puck possesion

there was a game 2 years ago and the whistle was for premature goalie substitution and no one could figure out why the faceoff was at center. Another classic was the team playing the Islanders got a five-minute major that stretched into the intermission and they never put a man in the box after the period Started and therefore no one could come out of the box so they couldn't put another man on the ice and they play down a man 5 on 4 for about nine minutes every time the team tried to ice it rolosont came out of the net to get the icing waved and then play continued. Love Sam these guys also say play stopped for an offside when the refs arm is up for a delayed penalty or they don't know who the penalty is on when is clear based on puck possesion
- Upstate_isles

That's what I like about going to the games. I can watch the play away from the puck, see things developing. The camera just follows the puck and misses quite a bit of the game.

That's what I like about going to the games. I can watch the play away from the puck, see things developing. The camera just follows the puck and misses quite a bit of the game.
- Isleshockeyman

Yeah sitting low let's you see the speed and hight you can see the breakout and play develop

Yeah sitting low let's you see the speed and hight you can see the breakout and play develop
- Upstate_isles

My seats for the Roadrunners are 3 rows up on the aisle. They're behind the visiting goalie, but full vision of the ice. Only $15/seat for season tickets. $16 for single game.

My seats for the Roadrunners are 3 rows up on the aisle. They're behind the visiting goalie, but full vision of the ice. Only $15/seat for season tickets. $16 for single game.
- Isleshockeyman

That's sweet

That's sweet
- Upstate_isles

Yeah, I like them. And the best part is, I know their goalie can hear me (Christ, the whole arena can hear me.) when I'm verbally crushing in the side of his head. I'm not sure who the Moose will start, but rest assured he will receive "you suck" chants in many different ways.

Yeah, I like them. And the best part is, I know their goalie can hear me (Christ, the whole arena can hear me.) when I'm verbally crushing in the side of his head. I'm not sure who the Moose will start, but rest assured he will receive "you suck" chants in many different ways.
- Isleshockeyman

Oh you're that guy my buddy dresses up as a senator and has a drum and when the sens played Wilkes-Barre in the playoffshe was referred to as the pompous idiot with the drum

Oh you're that guy my buddy dresses up as a senator and has a drum and when the sens played Wilkes-Barre in the playoffshe was referred to as the pompous idiot with the drum
- Upstate_isles

I try not to be a Richard, it just comes naturally.
I do try to not be too obnoxious though. I'm not constantly berating him. Every 5 minutes or so(playing time, not real time) I'll shout out something. I try to be original with my lines, not just you suck repeatedly. But yes, I guess I am that guy.

I also do not bring any instruments. I'm loud enough on my own, thank you.