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Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 21 @ 5:49 PM ET

I'm the one that usually just breaks the glass. I'm seeing 3-1 tomorrow, 5-2 Wed. and 4-1 Fri. All losses of course. Also that "they played hahd, but we couldn't get any puck luck."

- Isleshockeyman

I'm guessing you're not the one in your family that dresses up as Santa and brings joy and merriment
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 21 @ 6:06 PM ET
I'm guessing you're not the one in your family that dresses up as Santa and brings joy and merriment
- Upstate_isles

No, no I'm not. I sit on the couch watching the grandkids open presents and wonder how much that gift cost me while drowning out those thoughts with scotch.
Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 21 @ 6:11 PM ET
No, no I'm not. I sit on the couch watching the grandkids open presents and wonder how much that gift cost me while drowning out those thoughts with scotch.
- Isleshockeyman

my mother in law asked to help her carry up gifts and gave me 17 and I said 17 this is way to many for 4 kids and she said no that's just for one........I need my pickup and minivan to get it all home and then we have my parents us and Santa it's way over the top too much they don't open them all. We were going to adopt a family that's less fortunate because it's so stupid
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 21 @ 8:17 PM ET
my mother in law asked to help her carry up gifts and gave me 17 and I said 17 this is way to many for 4 kids and she said no that's just for one........I need my pickup and minivan to get it all home and then we have my parents us and Santa it's way over the top too much they don't open them all. We were going to adopt a family that's less fortunate because it's so stupid
- Upstate_isles

Right? It's insane. Between wife, kids, family, grandkids, I quit. Santa doesn't want to play anymore.
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 22 @ 7:06 AM ET
Yeah, people usually say that I am a "glass 1/3 full guy"
- eichiefs9

Yeah people tell me that all the time
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Nov 22 @ 7:08 AM ET
Meh, this team doesn't need anymore bad press. They're generating plenty on their own without the fans turning this into a total sideshow.

Plus, this year they put rules in place that eliminated the chance of any goofy sh

- eichiefs9it, like John Scott getting voted in, from ever happening again. I think the league picks a list of "eligible players" and the fans can choose from the list.

Anything to help rid this team of Snow
http://www.lighthousehock...oting-begins-december-1st
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 22 @ 1:28 PM ET
I know you guys want the losses to expedite the purge, but it would really help me out if you could whoop the Ducks.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 22 @ 1:49 PM ET
I know you guys want the losses to expedite the purge, but it would really help me out if you could whoop the Ducks.
- Wildschwein

I'm about to purge one overweight trash-human from my company's payroll by the end of tomorrow.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 22 @ 1:50 PM ET
I'm about to purge one overweight trash-human from my company's payroll by the end of tomorrow.
- eichiefs9

Nice. Right before Thanksgiving. Bet your favorite is firing people on Christmas Eve.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 22 @ 2:09 PM ET
I'm about to purge one overweight trash-human from my company's payroll by the end of tomorrow.
- eichiefs9


Firing or decapitating?

I picture it going something like this.

Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 22 @ 3:28 PM ET
I'm about to purge one overweight trash-human from my company's payroll by the end of tomorrow.
- eichiefs9

eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 22 @ 3:45 PM ET
Nice. Right before Thanksgiving. Bet your favorite is firing people on Christmas Eve.
- Isleshockeyman

Typically, I hate firing people. But this very overweight girl is mentally unstable and called another, more very overweight girl "huge" earlier today. So she's getting later'd. After further review, it may be a week or two...but we'll get that sack of human garbage out of here soon.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 22 @ 3:50 PM ET
Typically, I hate firing people. But this very overweight girl is mentally unstable and called another, more very overweight girl "huge" earlier today. So she's getting later'd. After further review, it may be a week or two...but we'll get that sack of human garbage out of here soon.
- eichiefs9

Typically, I don't mind firing people. There was always a good reason for it. Usually they were doing something that was costing the company money, which meant money out of my pocket and the rest of the employees that were doing a good job. Couple times I had to let people go that I liked. But, business is business and sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do when you're management.
eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 22 @ 4:01 PM ET
Typically, I don't mind firing people. There was always a good reason for it. Usually they were doing something that was costing the company money, which meant money out of my pocket and the rest of the employees that were doing a good job. Couple times I had to let people go that I liked. But, business is business and sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do when you're management.
- Isleshockeyman

I'm usually OK with the logic behind it, but I've never enjoyed it. I will enjoy this one though.
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 22 @ 4:04 PM ET
I'm usually OK with the logic behind it, but I've never enjoyed it. I will enjoy this one though.
- eichiefs9


Have a nice glass of brandy and cigar after?
mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 22 @ 4:37 PM ET
Have some bath salts and fist a couple circus monkeys.
- Wildschwein



Sounds about right
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 22 @ 5:00 PM ET
Sounds about right
- mdw7413


Upstate_isles
New York Islanders
Location: Bitch Lasagna , NY
Joined: 05.12.2016

Nov 22 @ 5:42 PM ET

- Wildschwein

This is what I look like watching the isles play
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 22 @ 5:45 PM ET
This is what I look like watching the isles play
- Upstate_isles


This year I'm more like...

mdw7413
New York Rangers
Location: I would rather see a dudes hairy balls than his hairy feet-Jimbro
Joined: 12.13.2013

Nov 23 @ 8:59 AM ET

- Wildschwein

eichiefs9
New York Islanders
Location: NY
Joined: 11.03.2008

Nov 23 @ 9:38 AM ET
Hey we did a win
Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 23 @ 11:55 AM ET
Hey we did a win
- eichiefs9


But you let the (frank)ing Ducks get a point!!!

In recompense you must bag a full limit of Ducks tomorrow with only 2 wasted shots.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 23 @ 12:00 PM ET
But you let the (frank)ing Ducks get a point!!!

In recompense you must bag a full limit of Ducks tomorrow with only 2 wasted shots.

- Wildschwein

Clarification, please. Can he waste those 2 shots on MDW? Or would that even be considered "wasted shots"?

Wildschwein
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.17.2012

Nov 23 @ 12:07 PM ET
Clarification, please. Can he waste those 2 shots on MDW? Or would that even be considered "wasted shots"?
- Isleshockeyman


That depends entirely on the laws of your nation.
If it is NOT illegal to shoot a Ranger fan in the ass with with a load of #8 shot, then no those shots would not be wasted.
If it IS illegal to do so, then only one shot may be fired and any further shot would be considered wasted.
Isleshockeyman
New York Islanders
Location: Lou is our savior
Joined: 11.05.2014

Nov 23 @ 12:14 PM ET
That depends entirely on the laws of your nation.
If it is NOT illegal to shoot a Ranger fan in the ass with with a load of #8 shot, then no those shots would not be wasted.
If it IS illegal to do so, then only one shot may be fired and any further shot would be considered wasted.

- Wildschwein

Ok, thank you for the clarification, kind sir. So there you have it Chiefs, Ranger-fan season is officially open.
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