R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain

The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.



so much random funny weird poop going on

- Pat1993

Not the worst thing to happen to a Kennedy's brain

Not the worst thing to happen to a Kennedy's brain
- mr.peanut

Not the worst thing to happen to a Kennedy's brain
- mr.peanut

noice.

cover up.

the real story is he went for a brain scan and the doctors said they found nothing. so he happily left and ran for president.

but the doctors meant they found nothing where his brain was supposed to be!
- kicksave856

he almost makes the other 2 candidates look smart.

almost.

good first, MTL could easily be up by 1 or 2

good first, MTL could easily be up by 1 or 2
- fidopro

St.Louis can out coach 27 other coaches with his coaching experience.

St.Louis can out coach 27 other coaches with his coaching experience.
- SPIDEROCKSTAR

I think he was talking about the PWHL lol

he almost makes the other 2 candidates look smart.

almost.
- Pat1993

oh trump will win. the dumbest people we have are the everyday citizens down here. it's like a zombie movie only these people smell worse.

I think he was talking about the PWHL lol
- Pat1993

😂

oh trump will win. the dumbest people we have are the everyday citizens down here. it's like a zombie movie only these people smell worse.
- kicksave856

I would vote for Trump if I was American.

oh trump will win. the dumbest people we have are the everyday citizens down here. it's like a zombie movie only these people smell worse.
- kicksave856

that would be both unsurprising and depressing AF.

😂
- SPIDEROCKSTAR

I'm not kidding lol

I would vote for Trump if I was American.
- SPIDEROCKSTAR

let me guess, you're Canadian so you're gonna vote Poilièvre?

that would be both unsurprising and depressing AF.
- Pat1993

i know.

I would vote for Trump if I was American.
- SPIDEROCKSTAR

Probably his biggest endorsement yet

Probably his biggest endorsement yet
- mr.peanut

I'm not kidding lol
- Pat1993

I know… I misunderstood. I thought he was saying the Habs could be leading couple of goals if they played against CAR or NYR.

Probably his biggest endorsement yet
- they/them peanut

I know you wouldn’t vote for him since you want your pronouns to be they/them instead of mister.

I have a feeling this conversation is going places!

I have a feeling this conversation is going places!
- Pat1993

To the bottom is a place

To the bottom is a place
- mr.peanut

I have a feeling this conversation is going places!
- Pat1993

I identify myself as 65 years old man now, can I get old age pension now?

I identify myself as 65 years old man now, can I get old age pension now?
- SPIDEROCKSTAR

No because you used "now" more than you should have

No because you used "now" more than you should have
- mr.peanut

Ok boss

kreider still is kind of a jerkoff.