What is…..
A normal Skalapy poop!?
- Woderwick
lmfaooooooooo 🤣
true skalapy story:
as a young airborne ranger fire team leader i participated in a week long platoon thrash ex humping around the hills of ft hunter ligget👍
afterwards, the CO was kind enough to give us weekend liberty in Monterey before the next weeks training at ft ord👍🏿
like a good hooah i went with my buddies and ate and drank everything i could get my hands on👍
on monday morning i took the biggest poop that i’ve ever seen in person 👊🏿
so big in fact that I was compelled to invite my fellow team leader, who happened to be in the latrine at the time, to come have a look 🤔
he was so impressed that he yelled for all the privates to come to the latrine👍🏿
they lined up, had a look then congratulated me with a handshake👍
they made a sign that read “defecatus rex” and taped it across the stall like an exhibit👊🏿
what a (frank)ing joke 🤦♂️
edit: nice alliteration 👍🏿
