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Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Oct 9 @ 8:33 PM ET
That is pretty random.

More concerning ...what the (frank) is a "baby tomato" ?!

- The Law

Like baby carrots.

But tomatoes.

Cherry tomatoes?
Roadrunner75
Seattle Kraken
Location: ON
Joined: 03.01.2013

Oct 9 @ 8:34 PM ET
Like baby carrots.

But tomatoes.

Cherry tomatoes?

- Atomic Wedgie


So random
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Oct 9 @ 8:35 PM ET
Never, ever pick OEL in the shootout.
Roadrunner75
Seattle Kraken
Location: ON
Joined: 03.01.2013

Oct 9 @ 8:35 PM ET
Damn. What a great chance there
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Oct 9 @ 8:36 PM ET
Oel with a breakaway........does a soft wrister at the goalie
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Oct 9 @ 8:36 PM ET
Like baby carrots.

But tomatoes.

Cherry tomatoes?

- Atomic Wedgie


lol ...I'm just distracting myself from the game by pretending I'm a tomato expert.
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Oct 9 @ 8:37 PM ET
So last night at 7 pm there was a knock on the door. Dog starts barking.

Get to the door, and Metro has dropped off a package. Buddy is back in his car, waves, drives off.

I ask Mrs. Wedgie if she ordered groceries. No. Asked neighbours. No.

Contents of bag:

- avocados
- baby tomatoes
- six eggs
- giant bottle of Siracha

Who the frank orders such a random small order of groceries?

- Atomic Wedgie

Some missing pieces for a little tex mex and then some breakfast
Roadrunner75
Seattle Kraken
Location: ON
Joined: 03.01.2013

Oct 9 @ 8:37 PM ET
Well definitely a great kill right there

Now if only someone could find some damn offence here
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Oct 9 @ 8:39 PM ET
So random
- Roadrunner75

sounds like the making of an omelet with avocados on toast
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Oct 9 @ 8:40 PM ET
lol ...I'm just distracting myself from the game by pretending I'm a tomato expert.
- The Law

that's towmato to you
RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 9 @ 8:40 PM ET
Never, ever pick OEL in the shootout.
- Atomic Wedgie

Wedge, how’s the dog?
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Oct 9 @ 8:41 PM ET
Some missing pieces for a little tex mex and then some breakfast
- Fakepartofme


Good call ...that's a good looking omelette or scramble waitin' to happen. Needs onions and jalapenos ....I'd toss some chorizo in there too.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Oct 9 @ 8:42 PM ET
We are trying to give this game away.
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Oct 9 @ 8:42 PM ET
Good call ...that's a good looking omelette or scramble waitin' to happen. Needs onions and jalapenos ....I'd toss some chorizo in there too.
- The Law

Ya man...for sure
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Oct 9 @ 8:43 PM ET
Well definitely a great kill right there

Now if only someone could find some damn offence here

- Roadrunner75


Holmberg and Tanev were great.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Oct 9 @ 8:43 PM ET
Wedge, how’s the dog?
- RickJames77

Not too bad, thanks. Her 49th birthday is in a few days.

You have any in your stable these days?
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Macrodata Refinement , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Oct 9 @ 8:43 PM ET
So last night at 7 pm there was a knock on the door. Dog starts barking.

Get to the door, and Metro has dropped off a package. Buddy is back in his car, waves, drives off.

I ask Mrs. Wedgie if she ordered groceries. No. Asked neighbours. No.

Contents of bag:

- avocados
- baby tomatoes
- six eggs
- giant bottle of Siracha

Who the frank orders such a random small order of groceries?

- Atomic Wedgie

That’s not a food order. It’s a haiku
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Rented to Bruce Banner ;)
Joined: 08.30.2006

Oct 9 @ 8:45 PM ET
We are trying to give this game away.
- Atomic Wedgie

RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Oct 9 @ 8:46 PM ET
Not too bad, thanks. Her 49th birthday is in a few days.

You have any in your stable these days?

- Atomic Wedgie

Bernese Mountain Dogs live an average of 6-8 years. Madison’s 9th birthday was in July. Because she out kicked her coverage I got her this cake

Roadrunner75
Seattle Kraken
Location: ON
Joined: 03.01.2013

Oct 9 @ 8:47 PM ET
Another ping
fifty__missions
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Burkie's Rented Barn, ON
Joined: 02.12.2013

Oct 9 @ 8:48 PM ET
Domi has been awful so far.
- Atomic Wedgie

100%
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Oct 9 @ 8:52 PM ET
There’s 20 seconds left in this period, better get a change in
Roadrunner75
Seattle Kraken
Location: ON
Joined: 03.01.2013

Oct 9 @ 8:52 PM ET
OEL gonna get into a fight or what?! 🤣

Better period really
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Macrodata Refinement , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Oct 9 @ 8:52 PM ET
Experiment end now. I want to see the C back on 91’s jersey for the start of the 3rd
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Oct 9 @ 8:54 PM ET
That’s not a food order. It’s a haiku
- Canada Cup

Courtesy of AI:

Bright yolks kiss the red,
Siracha weaves warmth and spice,
Avocados bloom.
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