PICK ONE :

1) You get to be immortal, but the Leafs never win the Cup again. You walk the Earth for untold centuries as civilizations rise and fall under an uncaring sky, while being haunted by what was not and what will never be.

2) The Leafs win the Cup again, but you die within the next 24 hours afterwards - on the toliet, like Elvis. And yes, you get to be on Percodans like Elvis, you damn drug addict.
- GalacticStone

Neither.
Civilization will collapse soon. Dont wanna be immortal and ive already lived many decades without seeing them win...dont wanna keep doing that.
Dying within 24hrs of winning the cup ruins any reason to wanna see them win the cup in the first place. Also now that i think about, are you really a leafs fan if you see them win a cup. The whole excitement around being a leafs fan is the constant torture of them continually failing.
Lol

Tonight's picks are in. Call your bookie. (GS5)

UTA - BOS : UTA
VGK - OTT : VGK
NYI - DET : DET
CAR - NJD : CAR
COL - WSH : COL
TBL - CBJ : TBL
SJS - STL : STL
FLA - CHI : FLA
NYR - CAL : NYR
MIN - EDM : MIN

Record : 36 - 21 (.631%)

Neither.
Civilization will collapse soon. Dont wanna be immortal and ive already lived many decades without seeing them win...dont wanna keep doing that.
Dying within 24hrs of winning the cup ruins any reason to wanna see them win the cup in the first place. Also now that i think about, are you really a leafs fan if you see them win a cup. The whole excitement around being a leafs fan is the constant torture of them continually failing.
Lol
- Fakepartofme

This is the bleakest and most correct answer yet.

Neither.
Civilization will collapse soon. Dont wanna be immortal and ive already lived many decades without seeing them win...dont wanna keep doing that.
Dying within 24hrs of winning the cup ruins any reason to wanna see them win the cup in the first place. Also now that i think about, are you really a leafs fan if you see them win a cup. The whole excitement around being a leafs fan is the constant torture of them continually failing.
Lol
- Fakepartofme

Hey Fake, maybe a little less Leonard Cohen on your playlist

Whitecloud left his feet to make hit, deserved 5-minute major’: Boudreau on hit to Knies
https://youtu.be/dA7G9Qh7tjI
- nbboy

I'll take the win and hope that Knies is ok. I can't lie. I did wish last night at some point the Berube released McCabe to enjoy one of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG1c7lL4X1k

I don't smoke but had he done this to say IKO IKO, I might have lit one up.

Tonight's picks are in. Call your bookie. (GS5)

UTA - BOS : UTA
VGK - OTT : VGK
NYI - DET : DET
CAR - NJD : CAR
COL - WSH : COL
TBL - CBJ : TBL
SJS - STL : STL
FLA - CHI : FLA
NYR - CAL : NYR
MIN - EDM : MIN

Record : 36 - 21 (.631%)
- GalacticStone

Noooo Edm and SJ winning! almost wanna say flames too

I'll take the win and hope that Knies is ok. I can't lie. I did wish last night at some point the Berube released McCabe to enjoy one of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG1c7lL4X1k

I don't smoke but had he done this to say IKO IKO, I might have lit one up.
- winsix

I liked Benoit last night and his response.

Imo Benoit > Timmons, that said love rotation with them and Haktuahpa

Crazy Blue Jackets vs Bolts game.

Crazy Blue Jackets vs Bolts game.
- Atomic Wedgie

10 goals so far....Johansson is awful.

Yes, but you are also addicted to Percodan.
- GalacticStone

I remember you suggesting a Nick Robertson for Anthony Cirelli swap in the preseason, pretty sure it was you anyways.

God damn that would have aged well.

I remember you suggesting a Nick Robertson for Anthony Cirelli swap in the preseason, pretty sure it was you anyways.

God damn that would have aged well.
- joel878

I think that was me. Yeah, I was high on Robertson then. And meth.

Mostly the meth.

Neither.
Civilization will collapse soon. Dont wanna be immortal and ive already lived many decades without seeing them win...dont wanna keep doing that.
Dying within 24hrs of winning the cup ruins any reason to wanna see them win the cup in the first place. Also now that i think about, are you really a leafs fan if you see them win a cup. The whole excitement around being a leafs fan is the constant torture of them continually failing.
Lol
- Fakepartofme

It’s the failure that unites us.

PICK ONE :

1) You get to be immortal, but the Leafs never win the Cup again. You walk the Earth for untold centuries as civilizations rise and fall under an uncaring sky, while being haunted by what was not and what will never be.

2) The Leafs win the Cup again, but you die within the next 24 hours afterwards - on the toliet, like Elvis. And yes, you get to be on Percodans like Elvis, you damn drug addict.
- GalacticStone

Option 2

Die happy 🤔

👍

Loved the kids. Greb stood out in how he was physical, hitting and engaging out there. I think maybe next season for sure. Minten was looking really good too. Steeves seems a decent addition on 4th line there too. Their play if it stays like that through injuries should have a number of players very worried out there.

I do think in a few cases there is a few on the roster it may be time to move on from, package for another or just stock up the cupboards more as far as drafting goes.

Have to say our goaltending had a lot of people worried or questioning, but they have definitely been lights out.

Overall cant really complain all that much at this point.

Neither.
Civilization will collapse soon. Dont wanna be immortal and ive already lived many decades without seeing them win...dont wanna keep doing that.
Dying within 24hrs of winning the cup ruins any reason to wanna see them win the cup in the first place. Also now that i think about, are you really a leafs fan if you see them win a cup. The whole excitement around being a leafs fan is the constant torture of them continually failing.
Lol
- Fakepartofme

I’ve thought about this

When. And yes when.

When the leafs win the cup I don’t think any of us will be able to get a bigger high in sports ever again in our lifetimes. It will truly be a magnificent euphoric moment.

And if they win again it just wouldn’t be the same. Would be fun, just not the same.

My picks were a mixed bag last night. I almost picked Columbus, but I *thought* Johansson was long overdue for a quality start. He did not deliver. Thirteen combined goals, so at least it wasn't boring. If you have a red light fetish, watch that game tape.

UTA - BOS : wrong
VGK - OTT : correct
NYI - DET : correct
CAR - NJD : wrong
COL - WSH : correct
TBL - CBJ : wrong
SJS - STL : correct
FLA - CHI : wrong
NYR - CAL : wrong
MIN - EDM : correct

5 - 5

Record : 41 - 26 (.612%)

Ovie out with a broken leg. Gretzky and Father Time are a hell of a tag team.

Ovie out with a broken leg. Gretzky and Father Time are a hell of a tag team.
- Zezel

Yikes that sucks.

Has anyone heard any type of an update on Knies?

Ovie out with a broken leg. Gretzky and Father Time are a hell of a tag team.
- Zezel

The curse of the bambino!

Ovie out with a broken leg. Gretzky and Father Time are a hell of a tag team.
- Zezel

I hope he never breaks that record.

I hope he never breaks that record.
- GalacticStone

I hope he never breaks that record.
- GalacticStone

He will play till he does but I was hoping he wouldn't also. Just wanted 99 stay the goat at everything.

He will play till he does but I was hoping he wouldn't also. Just wanted 99 stay the goat at everything.
- systemtool

OV would be knocking on 1000 if he wasn't a part of two lockouts in his prime and a COVID year. It's just not up for debate on that aspect. The off ice poop, whatever, that's on the persons preferences.

I heard the craziest Gretzky stat. He was the fastest to reach 1000 points. The second fastest was Wayne Gretzky getting his next 1000 points! And it only took 8 more games to get to 2000!

But (frank) Gretzky anyway. All I have left for Canadian heroes is Terry Fox, Littlest Hobo and Glass Tiger.

OV would be knocking on 1000 if he wasn't a part of two lockouts in his prime and a COVID year. It's just not up for debate on that aspect. The off ice poop, whatever, that's on the persons preferences.
- AdamFrench

I would have 1000 NHL goals too if some things were different.