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Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014
Oct 25 @ 5:00 PM ET
anyone have a noose i can borrow?
- systemtool


spazzo need his
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007
Oct 25 @ 5:08 PM ET
spazzo need his
- Tumbleweed


when the Leafs beat the sens for the fourth time in the playoffs he used it.

the next day mrs spatso walked down the basement stairs and found spatso hanging by the ankles from a noose.

mrs spatso asked spatso..."what on earth are you doing?"

spatso replied "the sens lost in the playoffs to the Leafs! again! i want to kill myself."

mrs spatso explained to spatso that he was to tie the noose around his neck, not ankles.

spatso replied " I tried that, but i couldnt breathe"
Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014
Oct 25 @ 5:12 PM ET
when the Leafs beat the sens for the fourth time in the playoffs he used it.

the next day mrs spatso walked down the basement stairs and found spatso hanging by the ankles from a noose.

mrs spatso asked spatso..."what on earth are you doing?"

spatso replied "the sens lost in the playoffs to the Leafs! again! i want to kill myself."

mrs spatso explained to spatso that he was to tie the noose around his neck, not ankles.

spatso replied " I tried that, but i couldnt breathe"
- systemtool


poor spatso. can't get anything right.
walshyleafsfan
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I really don't care about Nylander, I really hope he gets injured and is out - Makita
Joined: 07.14.2011
Oct 25 @ 5:19 PM ET
when the Leafs beat the sens for the fourth time in the playoffs he used it.

the next day mrs spatso walked down the basement stairs and found spatso hanging by the ankles from a noose.

mrs spatso asked spatso..."what on earth are you doing?"

spatso replied "the sens lost in the playoffs to the Leafs! again! i want to kill myself."

mrs spatso explained to spatso that he was to tie the noose around his neck, not ankles.

spatso replied " I tried that, but i couldnt breathe"
- systemtool
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006
Oct 25 @ 7:19 PM ET
anyone have a noose i can borrow?
- systemtool


I'll make sure they leave enough rope when they cut me down.
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007
Oct 26 @ 7:42 AM ET
League Rank 68

Division Rank
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This Week's Matchup

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Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008
Oct 26 @ 11:35 AM ET
Interesting, in 9 games so far, Matthews has been on ice for only 1 goal against, 5-on-5.

In 4 games, Karlsson has been on for 7 against, 5-on-5(I believe, there may be shorties in there, it's hard to tell)
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006
Oct 26 @ 12:22 PM ET
Interesting, in 9 games so far, Matthews has been on ice for only 1 goal against, 5-on-5.

In 4 games, Karlsson has been on for 7 against, 5-on-5(I believe, there may be shorties in there, it's hard to tell)
- Feeling Glucky?


and yet, Ottawa is better defensively and has the better goalie.
top shelf 15
Ottawa Senators
Joined: 11.23.2008
Oct 26 @ 3:06 PM ET
and yet, Ottawa is better defensively and has the better goalie.
- Aetherial
I do like our blueline and depth in nets a bit better than Toronto,s....Up front its not close Toronto has us beat
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007
Oct 26 @ 6:07 PM ET
I do like our blueline and depth in nets a bit better than Toronto,s....Up front its not close Toronto has us beat
- top shelf 15



sens have a chance to tie the Leafs tonight! should be a great night for hockey.
BlueBallz
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: You lie to everyone else and soon enough you begin believing your own lies. - spatso, ON
Joined: 07.06.2012
Oct 26 @ 6:34 PM ET
sens have a chance to tie the Leafs tonight! should be a great night for hockey.
- systemtool

Might be a bad night for internet connections though.
Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014
Oct 26 @ 6:35 PM ET
Might be a bad night for internet connections though.
- BlueBallz


mine's still not working

doesn't really matter though. my wife has tickets to phantom of the opera and my balls in her purse.

i'd be missing the game anyways.
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007
Oct 26 @ 6:52 PM ET
Might be a bad night for internet connections though.
- BlueBallz



true. i kept disconnecting. im having issues also.

maybe if the leafs lose and sens win i can post random links or images or gifs in between seconds of connections. you know, the d'oops way.

brb gonna make sure bell has technicians on stand by.
BlueBallz
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: You lie to everyone else and soon enough you begin believing your own lies. - spatso, ON
Joined: 07.06.2012
Oct 26 @ 7:46 PM ET
mine's still not working

doesn't really matter though. my wife has tickets to phantom of the opera and my balls in her purse.

i'd be missing the game anyways.
- Tumbleweed

Nice tip from Lindholm. 3 - 1 Canes. Connection keeps dropping. Hopefully it gets better by the 2nd.

If it does I'd really appreciate some advice on my next lap top purchase. Something that connects more reliably to the internet would be best. I have to research some drawings on how to build an outhouse for up at the cottage. I have some buddies who are sens fans coming up this weekend and they talk a lot so I figure by Sunday we will be in need of a new poop house. Joy.
BlueBallz
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: You lie to everyone else and soon enough you begin believing your own lies. - spatso, ON
Joined: 07.06.2012
Oct 26 @ 7:48 PM ET
true. i kept disconnecting. im having issues also.

maybe if the leafs lose and sens win i can post random links or images or gifs in between seconds of connections. you know, the d'oops way.

brb gonna make sure bell has technicians on stand by.
- systemtool

1st intermission. Looking like the Bell boys will be busy. Maybe something will open up by the end of the 2nd.
systemtool
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Real men always have to poo, ON
Joined: 09.12.2007
Oct 26 @ 7:55 PM ET
1st intermission. Looking like the Bell boys will be busy. Maybe something will open up by the end of the 2nd.
- BlueBallz



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BlueBallz
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: You lie to everyone else and soon enough you begin believing your own lies. - spatso, ON
Joined: 07.06.2012
Oct 26 @ 9:38 PM ET
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- systemtool

I got a couple of bars during the 2nd and found out that standings may once again matter by tomorrow. Unfortunately I think my connection will be down a couple more days so I may not be able to discuss it.
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008
Oct 26 @ 11:19 PM ET
Missed the game, was it as ugly as the score?
senstroll
Location: New Fan, Needs to watch Ballet, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008
Oct 27 @ 8:27 AM ET
Missed the game, was it as ugly as the score?
- Feeling Glucky?


kinda, but not as ugly as the Sens game. the first period was not great

that game should have been something like 4-3.. Andersen was meh.. let in a couple weak ones.

the Leafs overall had more high danger chances, but didnt get the saves.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Oct 27 @ 8:31 AM ET
kinda, but not as ugly as the Sens game. the first period was not great

that game should have been something like 4-3.. Andersen was meh.. let in a couple weak ones.

the Leafs overall had more high danger chances, but didnt get the saves.
- senstroll
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008
Oct 27 @ 9:00 AM ET
kinda, but not as ugly as the Sens game. the first period was not great

that game should have been something like 4-3.. Andersen was meh.. let in a couple weak ones.

the Leafs overall had more high danger chances, but didnt get the saves.
- senstroll

Interesting. I thought Andersen's slow start last season was due to his injury. Maybe he's just a slow starter though.
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006
Oct 27 @ 9:13 AM ET
Interesting. I thought Andersen's slow start last season was due to his injury. Maybe he's just a slow starter though.
- Feeling Glucky?


or maybe he is just a sh1tty goalie
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008
Oct 27 @ 9:18 AM ET
or maybe he is just a sh1tty goalie
- Aetherial

That's an interesting theory. It'd make some sense if you just ignore the .917 over his career, and just focus on the slow start.
senstroll
Location: New Fan, Needs to watch Ballet, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008
Oct 27 @ 9:19 AM ET

- Cape Breton Bruins


I mean if you believe is shot locations I guess
senstroll
Location: New Fan, Needs to watch Ballet, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008
Oct 27 @ 9:22 AM ET
That's an interesting theory. It'd make some sense if you just ignore the .917 over his career, and just focus on the slow start.
- Feeling Glucky?


Andersen with the Leafs in 75 games has been .914

there is a goalie in that same timeframe in 57 games has been .920

Guess who?
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