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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 17 @ 11:08 AM ET
Great.Parenting.Advice.
- desi08


not really, wine is actually more effective for putting him to sleep but the NyQuil is just less messy when you use a funnel.
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 17 @ 11:10 AM ET
not really, wine is actually more effective for putting him to sleep but the NyQuil is just less messy when you use a funnel.
- dt99999



I mix Quaaludes into the M&M package. LIGHTS OUT!
basementfloor
Montreal Canadiens
Location: My Big Mac only had one meat and too much special sauce :(
Joined: 08.05.2009

Sep 17 @ 3:24 PM ET
I mix Quaaludes into the M&M package. LIGHTS OUT!
- desi08


I give those to the wife.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:01 PM ET
I'm thinking of banning aplles from this thread also.
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:04 PM ET
I'm thinking of banning aplles from this thread also.
- dt99999



good call.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:14 PM ET
good call.
- desi08



thanks man.

The zamboni guy was not happy at the little brown puddle of spittle I left on the ice ear the becnh yesterday.
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:16 PM ET
thanks man.

The zamboni guy was not happy at the little brown puddle of spittle I left on the ice ear the becnh yesterday.

- dt99999



(frank) him. Tell him to lower the blade a tad. For Christ.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:18 PM ET
(frank) him. Tell him to lower the blade a tad. For Christ.
- desi08


I would but I'm still trying to figure out what langauge he speaks.
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:23 PM ET
I would but I'm still trying to figure out what langauge he speaks.
- dt99999



Oh, Grab a razor and run it down his arm normally. Then run it down his arm and take the skin off. If he does not get it after that, cut off two of his fingers.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:27 PM ET
Oh, Grab a razor and run it down his arm normally. Then run it down his arm and take the skin off. If he does not get it after that, cut off two of his fingers.
- desi08


I would but I need to make sure one of my buddies or myself can operate the zamboni first.
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:29 PM ET
I would but I need to make sure one of my buddies or myself can operate the zamboni first.
- dt99999



Not my problem. I deal with personal matters not logistical ones.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:31 PM ET
Not my problem. I deal with personal matters not logistical ones.
- desi08



you need to see the big picture.

For example, I pretended last week to be interested in Zumba in order to get Gbaby to send me naked pics. It did not work however the seed has been plated and one night when she's feeling lonely and in need of some man-meat, the offer will return to her mind and she will seek me out.
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:35 PM ET
you need to see the big picture.

For example, I pretended last week to be interested in Zumba in order to get Gbaby to send me naked pics. It did not work however the seed has been plated and one night when she's feeling lonely and in need of some man-meat, the offer will return to her mind and she will seek me out.

- dt99999



Good luck. Tell me how it works out.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 1:37 PM ET
Good luck. Tell me how it works out.
- desi08



It won't
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 3:06 PM ET
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 20 @ 3:08 PM ET

- dt99999



bmcnally14

Mike Knuble on Dylan Yeo ignoring wide-open Ovechkin, scoring himself: "It takes balls to blow off Alex when he's ready to shoot the puck."
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 3:09 PM ET
bmcnally14

Mike Knuble on Dylan Yeo ignoring wide-open Ovechkin, scoring himself: "It takes balls to blow off Alex when he's ready to shoot the puck."

- desi08

desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 20 @ 3:15 PM ET

- dt99999



tee-hee. I know someone getting cut from Caps camps.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 3:16 PM ET
tee-hee. I know someone getting cut from Caps camps.
- desi08


Is he brown?
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 20 @ 3:20 PM ET
Is he brown?
- dt99999



yellow.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 3:21 PM ET
yellow.
- desi08


poor bastard...



tomorrow is the big day... after testing it out last winter and whining about it all summer long.... dt99999 jr. makes his official on-ice debut tomorrow....


His shin pads do not even fit my forearm!!
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Sep 20 @ 3:26 PM ET
poor bastard...



tomorrow is the big day... after testing it out last winter and whining about it all summer long.... dt99999 jr. makes his official on-ice debut tomorrow....


His shin pads do not even fit my forearm!!

- dt99999


Does he know how to play like a tEEm player or just a team player?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 20 @ 3:30 PM ET
Does he know how to play like a tEEm player or just a team player?
- DTF69


he's a bit of a hog at ball hockey to be honest with you.... He's taking skating until January and starting hockey then... we'll see. I'm trying to make him understand that to make a splash he'll have to hit someone really hard on his first shift...
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Sep 20 @ 3:33 PM ET
he's a bit of a hog at ball hockey to be honest with you.... He's taking skating until January and starting hockey then... we'll see. I'm trying to make him understand that to make a splash he'll have to hit someone really hard on his first shift...
- dt99999




Thats what I do. Tell him that for motivation.
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Sep 20 @ 3:33 PM ET
he's a bit of a hog at ball hockey to be honest with you.... He's taking skating until January and starting hockey then... we'll see. I'm trying to make him understand that to make a splash he'll have to hit someone really hard on his first shift...
- dt99999



like his favorite tEEm player, Tabarnak Desi?

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