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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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I can still pick up a girl in real life.
Old + Stupid and I can still do that.. what does that make you? - WaterBoy
extremely versatile |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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i honestly like the old fashioned way better myself.
but i'm a little older and i come from a time when dating services were for losers.
it sounds like everyone uses them now, but i still can't imagine saying "i met such-and-such on a dating service"
when i was young a girl from the internet (an aol chatroom! so that's how long ago it was) did come into the store i was working in to check me out when she realized we lived near each other and we dated for about a year. but that was as close as i've come to meeting a girl online. and at the time it was just sheer luck that she was hot. most of the people online back then were 3 hundo pounders with as many kids as they had arrests on their record. - kicksave856
i'm new to the whole online thing, but if you guys would see the girls that are on tinder, you'd change your tune pretty quick (mostly marty) |
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DTF69
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB Joined: 02.03.2010
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i'm new to the whole online thing, but if you guys would see the girls that are on tinder, you'd change your tune pretty quick (mostly marty) - Shutdown
yeah I still do things the old fashioned way but why not improve your supply chain of female doges in anyway possible by outsourcing some of the prelims? Its efficient.
Have access to 170km radius worth of ladies to try and wheel. I can sort Tinder while I'm taking a dump! |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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yeah I still do things the old fashioned way but why not improve your supply chain of female doges in anyway possible by outsourcing some of the prelims? Its efficient.
Have access to 170km radius worth of ladies to try and wheel. I can sort Tinder while I'm taking a dump! - DTF69
i keep it to 20 miles, you're an animal |
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kicksave856
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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i'm new to the whole online thing, but if you guys would see the girls that are on tinder, you'd change your tune pretty quick (mostly marty) - Shutdown
well i mean i understand that times have changed and even cute girls are on these sites now. it just would seem weird because when i was in my teens and twenties it wasn't how we met people.
like if i met a girl off tinder or whatever it is nowadays i still feel like we'd have to make up a lie to tell people to save face. like, "okay when our friends and families asks where we met we'll say we bumped into each other in line at rita's water ice" |
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DTF69
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB Joined: 02.03.2010
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well i mean i understand that times have changed and even cute girls are on these sites now. it just would seem weird because when i was in my teens and twenties it wasn't how we met people.
like if i met a girl off tinder or whatever it is nowadays i still feel like we'd have to make up a lie to tell people to save face. like, "okay when our friends and families asks where we met we'll say we bumped into each other in line at rita's water ice" - kicksave856
I've used this line a few times to open
"I'm willing to lie about how we met if you are"
And one time the girls roommate asked where we met and I said the health food aisle at the grocery store, which is another great place to meet sexy girls.
I generally ask, embarrassingly, how to pronounce "Quinoa" as a conversation starter. |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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well i mean i understand that times have changed and even cute girls are on these sites now. it just would seem weird because when i was in my teens and twenties it wasn't how we met people.
like if i met a girl off tinder or whatever it is nowadays i still feel like we'd have to make up a lie to tell people to save face. like, "okay when our friends and families asks where we met we'll say we bumped into each other in line at rita's water ice" - kicksave856
what vag said
no one will admit to meeting on tinder if things work out |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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marty is a grumpy old poopy head |
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DTF69
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB Joined: 02.03.2010
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marty is a grumpy old poopy head - Shutdown
its okay. I know for a fact that if he was not oats he would def be on Tinder.
tbh, he's probably DLing it right meow |
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kicksave856
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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its okay. I know for a fact that if he was not oats he would def be on Tinder.
tbh, he's probably DLing it right meow - DTF69
i suppose it's tempting to cut out a lot of the work involved in meeting someone, but a lot of times the initial conversation or situation is what makes the whole thing happen.
like one time at a bar a girl came over and put a napkin in my hand. on the napkin she had written this really cute note that started out "Dear man in the star t shirt, I really like your hat..." and then she went on and at the bottom left me her phone number.
it was cute cause she was real shy and she did the napkin thing and sometimes it's the stuff like that that makes you interested in a person. |
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DTF69
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i suppose it's tempting to cut out a lot of the work involved in meeting someone, but a lot of times the initial conversation or situation is what makes the whole thing happen.
like one time at a bar a girl came over and put a napkin in my hand. on the napkin she had written this really cute note that started out "Dear man in the star t shirt, I really like your hat..." and then she went on and at the bottom left me her phone number.
it was cute cause she was real shy and she did the napkin thing and sometimes it's the stuff like that that makes you interested in a person. - kicksave856
I spose. The club scene, where the sluts go, is becoming less and less my scene so its not really an option like it used to be.
And I also totally expected that napkin note to end in "i wanna S ur D" |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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I spose. The club scene, where the sluts go, is becoming less and less my scene so its not really an option like it used to be.
And I also totally expected that napkin note to end in "i wanna S ur D" - DTF69
lol
the bars are kind of not really a place to meet a girl to stay with or whatever. like, they're gonna be there next friday night looking to "meat" someone too.
i've met most of my girlfriends in everyday situations like grocery stores, or shopping in the mall, just out doing normal stuff.
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WaterBoy
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Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT Joined: 06.27.2006
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its okay. I know for a fact that if he was not oats he would def be on Tinder.
tbh, he's probably DLing it right meow - DTF69
Dude, I invented Tinder.
With rocks paper and scissors. |
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WaterBoy
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Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT Joined: 06.27.2006
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Just so it's clear...
we all met online. |
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DTF69
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB Joined: 02.03.2010
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lol
the bars are kind of not really a place to meet a girl to stay with or whatever. like, they're gonna be there next friday night looking to "meat" someone too.
i've met most of my girlfriends in everyday situations like grocery stores, or shopping in the mall, just out doing normal stuff. - kicksave856
Pretty much. I just don't enjoy it at a club as much as I used to like when you ask a girls name and she replies "How Much Money Do You Make" because this is Alberta and they're looking for a rig pig sugar daddy.
I met a cute girl at the pool hall a few weeks back. Her and her friends came and challenged me and my buddy. Her friend lifted up her skirt and planted her butt cheeks on the corner pocket as we were about to sink the 8 ball. They were good butt cheeks. |
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DTF69
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB Joined: 02.03.2010
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Ziggy, do you find you get a lot of
"Hey Mr Ziggy, you're cute. Check out my lingerie pics at (scam link).com!"
Messages? I probably get like 3-4 matches a day that are a scam account like that. |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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Pretty much. I just don't enjoy it at a club as much as I used to like when you ask a girls name and she replies "How Much Money Do You Make" because this is Alberta and they're looking for a rig pig sugar daddy.
I met a cute girl at the pool hall a few weeks back. Her and her friends came and challenged me and my buddy. Her friend lifted up her skirt and planted her butt cheeks on the corner pocket as we were about to sink the 8 ball. They were good butt cheeks. - DTF69
love good butt cheeks |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB Joined: 02.03.2010
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love good butt cheeks - kicksave856
The same girl got sloppy drunk throughout the night and lifted the front of her skirt over one of the pockets and said "THIS IS WHERE YOUR BALLS GO!"
She ended up twat swatting her friend off me which sucked because I wanted to put it her lady bits. |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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Ziggy, do you find you get a lot of
"Hey Mr Ziggy, you're cute. Check out my lingerie pics at (scam link).com!"
Messages? I probably get like 3-4 matches a day that are a scam account like that. - DTF69
1 so far. and it was from a hot redhead with a cute puppy so i was super disappointed. |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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also tinder gives you a nice window into someone's life that real life just doesn't.
like in real life, i wouldn't know if a girl tried to take a "sexy" pic at the holocaust memorial, like the girl i just came across. |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB Joined: 02.03.2010
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also tinder gives you a nice window into someone's life that real life just doesn't.
like in real life, i wouldn't know if a girl tried to take a "sexy" pic at the holocaust memorial, like the girl i just came across. - Shutdown
Probably my most successful Tinder match was because the girl had a pic of her hunting, another of her shotgunning a beer, and another smoking a joint. We lasted like 3-4 weeks.
Those kind of girls don't go to the bar. |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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Probably my most successful Tinder match was because the girl had a pic of her hunting, another of her shotgunning a beer, and another smoking a joint. We lasted like 3-4 weeks.
Those kind of girls don't go to the bar. - DTF69
i agree vag, the more interesting tinder matches, i would not have met in any real life circumstances. |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB Joined: 02.03.2010
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i agree vag, the more interesting tinder matches, i would not have met in any real life circumstances. - Shutdown
The only reason that ended too is because her job relocated her to Lethbridge.
She made me bear stew one time |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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The same girl got sloppy drunk throughout the night and lifted the front of her skirt over one of the pockets and said "THIS IS WHERE YOUR BALLS GO!"
She ended up twat swatting her friend off me which sucked because I wanted to put it her lady bits. - DTF69
missed opportunity |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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also tinder gives you a nice window into someone's life that real life just doesn't.
like in real life, i wouldn't know if a girl tried to take a "sexy" pic at the holocaust memorial, like the girl i just came across. - Shutdown
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