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WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 5:11 PM ET
The same girl got sloppy drunk throughout the night and lifted the front of her skirt over one of the pockets and said "THIS IS WHERE YOUR BALLS GO!"

She ended up twat swatting her friend off me which sucked because I wanted to put it her lady bits.

- DTF69

Quality pickups
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:20 PM ET
just started tinder two weeks ago and i am a big big fan
- Shutdown

lol getting lots of man dates and Richard picks
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:22 PM ET
this dolphin is not in his prime.
- kicksave856

Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:23 PM ET
i wonder what apples would think of all this
- -davies-

i used tinder and then i got some matches and now i have a chantel
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 5:23 PM ET
lol getting lots of man dates and Richard picks
- Apples

WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 5:24 PM ET
i used tinder and then i got some matches and now i have a chantel
- Apples

My condolences
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:26 PM ET
well i mean i understand that times have changed and even cute girls are on these sites now. it just would seem weird because when i was in my teens and twenties it wasn't how we met people.

like if i met a girl off tinder or whatever it is nowadays i still feel like we'd have to make up a lie to tell people to save face. like, "okay when our friends and families asks where we met we'll say we bumped into each other in line at rita's water ice"

- kicksave856

you are right about that. there is still a social stigma to it.
whatevs, mutual friend is always an appropriate answer
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:30 PM ET
i used tinder and then i got some matches and now i have a chantel
- Apples

if you stole my olympia i'll be so pissed
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:30 PM ET
lol getting lots of man dates and Richard picks
- Apples

HAHAAHAH IT'S PIC YOU BIG DUMB IDIOT RETARD
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:31 PM ET
if you stole my olympia i'll be so pissed
- Shutdown


sorry bro this was 4 months ago get your ish together

olympia is with marty now
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:31 PM ET
HAHAAHAH IT'S PIC YOU BIG DUMB IDIOT RETARD
- Shutdown

Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:32 PM ET
i know this is not my thread guys, but there's no good discussion anywhere else.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:34 PM ET
sorry bro this was 4 months ago get your ish together

olympia is with marty now

- Apples

you have a long term chantel



guys apples is all grownt up
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:37 PM ET
you have a long term chantel



guys apples is all grownt up

- Shutdown

4 months long term lol

but yeah. had met this other (french-ish) girl and we hung out for about 3 weeks ish. she was ok. but lived in RDP dude that is insanely far do you even understand.
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 5:42 PM ET
4 months long term lol

but yeah. had met this other (french-ish) girl and we hung out for about 3 weeks ish. she was ok. but lived in RDP dude that is insanely far do you even understand.

- Apples

Yes but the french love anal
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:45 PM ET
4 months long term lol

but yeah. had met this other (french-ish) girl and we hung out for about 3 weeks ish. she was ok. but lived in RDP dude that is insanely far do you even understand.

- Apples

from lachine, rdp is like longueil to me. yeah it's stupid far.



and anything over 2 months is "long term" in my books (not really). anything over 2 months means meeting each others friends and the crossing of realms, that's a commitment.
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 5:47 PM ET
from lachine, rdp is like longueil to me. yeah it's stupid far.



and anything over 2 months is "long term" in my books (not really). anything over 2 months means meeting each others friends and the crossing of realms, that's a commitment.

- Shutdown

Are you like 12 ?

"too far"

2 months = commitment ?


Holy (frank) !
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:50 PM ET
Are you like 12 ?

"too far"

2 months = commitment ?


Holy (frank) !

- WaterBoy

god dang do you take everything literally
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 5:55 PM ET
god dang do you take everything literally
- Shutdown


very womanly
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 5:57 PM ET
very womanly
- DTF69

good tinder talk vag
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 5:59 PM ET
god dang do you take everything literally
- Shutdown



Just bustin your chops tinderboy


hope you meet this real nice girl and get married and have great sex for ever and ever.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 11 @ 6:00 PM ET


Just bustin your chops tinderboy


hope you meet this real nice girl and get married and have great sex for ever and ever.

- WaterBoy

my hope for marriage is gone, as i've lost out on OLYMPIAAAAAA
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Nov 11 @ 6:02 PM ET
i honestly like the old fashioned way better myself.

but i'm a little older and i come from a time when dating services were for losers.

it sounds like everyone uses them now, but i still can't imagine saying "i met such-and-such on a dating service"

when i was young a girl from the internet (an aol chatroom! so that's how long ago it was) did come into the store i was working in to check me out when she realized we lived near each other and we dated for about a year. but that was as close as i've come to meeting a girl online. and at the time it was just sheer luck that she was hot. most of the people online back then were 3 hundo pounders with as many kids as they had arrests on their record.

- kicksave856



it's hard for us old folks to not think of internet dating as being for losers
WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Nov 11 @ 6:04 PM ET
it's hard for us old folks to not think of internet dating as being for losers
- -davies-

Well Davies, it's for losers.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 11 @ 6:05 PM ET
my hope for marriage is gone, as i've lost out on OLYMPIAAAAAA
- Shutdown


Only one girl I was bummed that I got unmatched from was Lana Del Rey looking girl. In one of her pictures she was holding a cookie sheet with cookies.

I will never forget you, Emily.
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