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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 13 @ 7:26 PM ET
no man she put her actual boobs on the copy machine scanner at her work
- Crimsoninja

she was #devoted to you

#truelove
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jan 13 @ 7:27 PM ET
When i was younger, a time before cell phones, you would get boobs from girls over MSN webcam chat.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 13 @ 7:29 PM ET
When i was younger, a time before cell phones, you would get boobs from girls over MSN webcam chat.
- DTF69

i had an account just for this. good times.


one girl at my school became infamous for going to town with a spoon on cam for half my hockey team. i don't mean one incident where she spooned herself. i mean me and 8 other guys got individual shows. she probs did it a good dozen times before she figured out that everyone knew. i think it was the same spoon. i don't think she washed it.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jan 13 @ 7:33 PM ET
i had an account just for this. good times.


one girl at my school became infamous for going to town with a spoon on cam for half my hockey team. i don't mean one incident where she spooned herself. i mean me and 8 other guys got individual shows. she probs did it a good dozen times before she figured out that everyone knew. i think it was the same spoon. i don't think she washed it.

- Shutdown


I'm having issues picturing a spoon be sexy. I remember a girl that used the end of her hair brush to simulate a marital aid, but she wasn't a puckbunny.

There was a girl my year of M15 who was the team bicycle. Basically everyone got a chance to ride her. Then she was the team bicycle for the team I was on the next year. And the one after that. And then for like half a season of Jr B.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 13 @ 7:34 PM ET
I'm having issues picturing a spoon be sexy.
- DTF69

same
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jan 13 @ 7:35 PM ET
same
- Crimsoninja


Like... I can see it but it has me like ',:/
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 13 @ 7:50 PM ET
guys it wasn't sexy, i don't know why she chose the spoon

but i wasn't about to turn down a good show
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jan 13 @ 7:52 PM ET
guys it wasn't sexy, i don't know why she chose the spoon

but i wasn't about to turn down a good show

- Shutdown


ah ok lol makes sense
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 13 @ 7:56 PM ET
this was 10 year ago at this point but i'm pretty sure we all called her spoon

on account of the spoon that went up her b-gina. we were so imaginative when it came to nicknames.

#spoon
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 13 @ 7:57 PM ET
SPOONMAN
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 13 @ 7:58 PM ET
my gf in high school once mailed me a photocopied image of her boobs.

like actual mail in an envelope that the mailman delivers.




i am from a different time than you guys

- Crimsoninja

possibly a different planet.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 13 @ 7:59 PM ET
SPOONMAN
- Shutdown

you rang?
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 13 @ 8:02 PM ET
you rang?
- kicksave856

is that what that song's about?


also why are all of your friends brown and red
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 13 @ 8:05 PM ET
is that what that song's about?


also why are all of your friends brown and red

- Shutdown

i hang around a lot of minorities.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jan 13 @ 8:37 PM ET
my gf in high school once mailed me a photocopied image of her boobs.

like actual mail in an envelope that the mailman delivers.




i am from a different time than you guys

- Crimsoninja

There's this big shot armenian real estate agent where I grew up.

he has the same name as a friend if mine.

one day when we were in our late teens there was a knock at his door and my friends dad opened it.

it was the real estate agent. He had a dirty letter some girl had sent to my friend but she had looked up the address in the phone book and sent it to the real estate agent instead.

kicker was that the real estate agent showed up with HIS dad who he hadbeen named after so basically all tthe guys with the same dirty letter addressed to them were standing in the same doorway.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 13 @ 8:44 PM ET
lol
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Jan 13 @ 9:09 PM ET
lol
- Shutdown

WaterBoy
Location: The opposite of what Pat says, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jan 14 @ 11:19 AM ET
the crazy/slutty ones are french

it's tough

- Apples

IT's easy
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jan 14 @ 11:28 AM ET

i cannot express how thankful i am to not have take part in anything resembling tindergrinder
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jan 14 @ 11:31 AM ET
i cannot express how thankful i am to not have take part in anything resembling tindergrinder
- -davies-


I don't know.... I think I wouldn't mind having a bunch of 20 year old chicks sending me pics of their titties....



I'd be lying if I said I would...
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Jan 14 @ 12:01 PM ET
When i was younger, a time before cell phones, you would get boobs from girls over MSN webcam chat.
- DTF69


When I was younger I had dial up internet and webcams were rare.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009

Jan 14 @ 12:05 PM ET
Full disclosure, I have seen at least 3 breasts via Tinder.
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009

Jan 14 @ 12:11 PM ET
Full disclosure, I have seen at least 3 breasts via Tinder.
- BINGO!

Nice
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 14 @ 12:12 PM ET
Full disclosure, I have seen at least 3 breasts via Tinder.
- BINGO!

http://i48.tinypic.com/22hohg.jpg
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jan 14 @ 1:10 PM ET
I don't know.... I think I wouldn't mind having a bunch of 20 year old chicks sending me pics of their titties....



I'd be lying if I said I would...

- dt99999


yeah but i'm a girl

i've seen the Richard pics that my employees get sent... i find the modern dating world pretty gross

i enjoyed a little mystery
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