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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Feb 3 @ 6:57 PM ET
crims its called speed dating
- DTF69

no i think you sit across from a person and literally swipe left or right with your thumb across their forehead



'...simmmbaa...'
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Feb 3 @ 6:58 PM ET
no i think you sit across from a person and literally swipe left or right with your thumb across their forehead



'...simmmbaa...'

- Crimsoninja

OH GOD I THINK YOU GAVE ME A NEW OPENING LINE
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Feb 3 @ 7:00 PM ET
OH GOD I THINK YOU GAVE ME A NEW OPENING LINE
- Shutdown

i cant see how

show me
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 7:02 PM ET
i cant see how

show me

- Crimsoninja


I was about to say you'd be good at tinder with that creativity in your openings and then you go and do this and completely unredeem yourself
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 7:08 PM ET
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Feb 3 @ 7:09 PM ET
i cant see how

show me

- Crimsoninja

some girls "ironically" enjoy the corny pick up lines, you can tell by their bios

they are usually the easiest ones to actually meet up with
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Feb 3 @ 7:10 PM ET
christ


edit: @vag
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Feb 3 @ 7:11 PM ET
christ


edit: @vag

- Crimsoninja

yeah that didn't need clarification

god damnit vag, a fishing pic? really?
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 7:12 PM ET
yeah that didn't need clarification

god damnit vag, a fishing pic? really?

- Shutdown


albertan girls
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 7:13 PM ET
some girls "ironically" enjoy the corny pick up lines, you can tell by their bios

they are usually the easiest ones to actually meet up with

- Shutdown


by far

i can usually tell by like 3 messages if the girl is DTM or not.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Feb 3 @ 7:13 PM ET
albertan girls
- DTF69

when i expanded my radius like you said, every vermont and new hampshire girl complained about guys with fishing pics in their bios
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 7:14 PM ET
christ


edit: @vag

- Crimsoninja


deal with it. the worse/dumber a bio usually the easier it is to get a conversation going at times
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 7:14 PM ET
when i expanded my radius like you said, every vermont and new hampshire girl complained about guys with fishing pics in their bios
- Shutdown


girls here love it because they're all rednecks and want handy/outdoorsy/non-wussy city boys
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Feb 3 @ 7:16 PM ET
girls here love it because they're all rednecks and want handy/outdoorsy/non-wussy city boys
- DTF69

the white sunglasses cancel out all of that
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 7:17 PM ET
the white sunglasses cancel out all of that
- Crimsoninja


I wear white sunglasses in 2 pics, one in a suit, one in hockey gear, another in aviators
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 7:17 PM ET
if a girl brings up the fish and then asks "catch and release?" i usually automatically stop talking to them
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Feb 3 @ 7:22 PM ET
if a girl brings up the fish and then asks "catch and release?" i usually automatically stop talking to them
- DTF69

so you don't catch and release when it comes to fishing, but when it comes to tinder, you do
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 7:23 PM ET
so you don't catch and release when it comes to fishing, but when it comes to tinder, you do
- Shutdown


duh
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009

Feb 3 @ 8:54 PM ET

- DTF69

Nice fish
Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Feb 3 @ 10:44 PM ET
Nice fish
- shvingter88

i caught it for him
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Feb 3 @ 10:46 PM ET
i caught it for him
- Apples


female dog please
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 3 @ 10:49 PM ET
i caught it for him
- Apples

Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Feb 3 @ 10:54 PM ET
girls here love it because they're all rednecks and want handy/outdoorsy/non-wussy city boys
- DTF69

Lol
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 4 @ 6:28 AM ET
Lol
- Cape Breton Bruins

Lol then they end up with a white glasses wearing video game playing hockeybuzz posting Twitter superhero movie reviewing faggit instead


dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 4 @ 6:29 AM ET
All jokes aside though that's an awesome fish
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