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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 1 @ 4:27 PM ET
i saw the 3 tobey movies in the theatre. they were ok. they didn't really start nailing these super hero movies until recently though.
- daeth

peter parker got emotional in the comics sometimes but he never got emo.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 1 @ 4:27 PM ET
do i need to see the first 2 thor films to properly enjoy #3? i could just read the wikipedia plot outlines i guess.

i will probably see spiderman eventually. maybe dr strange and ant-man too, it depends. i fell asleep during black panther so there's a good ~30 minutes in the middle that i missed. those were my fav 30 minutes of the film.
- daeth


Black Panther is a pretty good movie for like 2/3rds until it gets to its climax. Then it gets super lame

Michael Keaton is worth it in Spider-Man.

the first 2 Thor films are irrelevant
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 1 @ 4:29 PM ET
peter parker got emotional in the comics sometimes but he never got emo.
- kicksave856


did you know its canon that his jizz is radioactive because of the spider bite and because of that he can give a sexual partner cancer unless he wears a condom
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 1 @ 4:29 PM ET
peter parker got emotional in the comics sometimes but he never got emo.
- kicksave856

it was just the symbiote messing with his brain bro
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
May 1 @ 4:29 PM ET
Black Panther is a pretty good movie for like 2/3rds until it gets to its climax. Then it gets super lame

Michael Keaton is worth it in Spider-Man.

the first 2 Thor films are irrelevant
- Lindenis#1


To be fair so is ragnarok but at least it's kind of fun.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 1 @ 4:29 PM ET
did you know its canon that his jizz is radioactive because of the spider bite and because of that he can give a sexual partner cancer unless he wears a condom
- Lindenis#1

i dont think i want to be spider-man anymore
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 1 @ 4:30 PM ET
did you know its canon that his jizz is radioactive because of the spider bite and because of that he can give a sexual partner cancer unless he wears a condom
- Lindenis#1

see what i mean? my comics would have never said anything like that.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 1 @ 4:31 PM ET
i dont think i want to be spider-man anymore
- daeth

and i'm pretty sure i have to break up with you.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 1 @ 4:32 PM ET
and i'm pretty sure i have to break up with you.
- kicksave856

on the plus side he could rape every villain and give them cancer

there's really not a lot of winning in that scenario but it's an option
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 1 @ 4:32 PM ET
see what i mean? my comics would have never said anything like that.
- kicksave856


that's from 2006
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 1 @ 4:35 PM ET
that's from 2006
- Lindenis#1

are his condoms made out of lead
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 1 @ 4:36 PM ET
why didn't the Chernobyl cleanup crew just wear body-sized condoms
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 1 @ 4:37 PM ET
on the plus side he could rape every villain and give them cancer

there's really not a lot of winning in that scenario but it's an option
- daeth
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 1 @ 4:38 PM ET
are his condoms made out of lead
- daeth


his Richard isn't radioactive, just the jizz. so once he pulls back and cleans up the risk is over
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 1 @ 4:38 PM ET

- Lindenis#1

didn't know crims was a supervillain
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 1 @ 4:40 PM ET
his Richard isn't radioactive, just the jizz. so once he pulls back and cleans up the risk is over
- Lindenis#1

i guess the entire idea is so dumb that i am stupid for trying to find any logic behind any of it
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 1 @ 4:41 PM ET
i guess the entire idea is so dumb that i am stupid for trying to find any logic behind any of it
- daeth


yeah pretty much
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 1 @ 4:44 PM ET

- Lindenis#1

lol i thought of this same thing.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 1 @ 4:46 PM ET
are his condoms made out of lead
- daeth
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
May 1 @ 4:59 PM ET

- Lindenis#1

mother(frank)ing crims.

like who are we kidding that crims would be smart enough.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 1 @ 5:26 PM ET

- kicksave856

this is why i try to avoid talking about super heroes. all paths lead to condom talk.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 1 @ 7:01 PM ET
vag, if one were to decide to backwatch all these movies, how many would there be and what order should they be watched in?

I've seen those so far:

the first spider-man with Tobey McGuire, it was terrible.
the Thor with Natalie Portman on a flight.
Endgame
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 1 @ 7:06 PM ET
vag, if one were to decide to backwatch all these movies, how many would there be and what order should they be watched in?

I've seen those so far:

the first spider-man with Tobey McGuire, it was terrible.
the Thor with Natalie Portman on a flight.
Endgame
- dt99999


like 22 or 23. that first spiderman doesn't count

the thor where natalie portman got filled with space goo or the one where thor punched a fire breathing robot?

the order that you can watch them in is up to you. some stuff you can skip. some stuff is essential. some stuff isn't necessary but is good. etc.

there's release order, chronological order, and then the absolute insane version where fans have worked on reordering the entire 3000 minute run time chronologically.
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Double poop your best players everyone!, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014
May 1 @ 7:18 PM ET
nice. dan is now more confused than ever.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 1 @ 7:19 PM ET
nice. dan is now more confused than ever.
- Gramps28

Yeah that wasn't much help....
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