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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 13 @ 9:15 PM ET
i don't know if i've told this story before but i worked with a meth addict named eugene in a grocery store for a summer. he drank 4-6L of cola every day.

i also worked with an argentinian man named eduardo at this grocery store. eduardo told me about the time the meth head started yelling at him, and a loose tooth went flying from eugene's mouth onto eduardo's cheek. eduardo projectile vomited all over.

i honestly don't remember if his name was eduardo, but it feels right. could've been ernesto.
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the entire second paragraph has me dying.
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:16 PM ET
i don't know if i've told this story before but i worked with a meth addict named eugene in a grocery store for a summer. he drank 4-6L of cola every day.

i also worked with an argentinian man named eduardo at this grocery store. eduardo told me about the time the meth head started yelling at him, and a loose tooth went flying from eugene's mouth onto eduardo's cheek. eduardo projectile vomited all over.

i honestly don't remember if his name was eduardo, but it feels right. could've been ernesto.
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I feel like you and Dan are the only white people in Montreal
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:16 PM ET
the entire second paragraph has me dying.
- kicksave856

Don't die dude
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 13 @ 9:18 PM ET
Don't die dude
- Cape Breton Bruins

i'm a survivor.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:20 PM ET
I feel like you and Dan are the only white people in Montreal
- Cape Breton Bruins

i keep forgetting if dan is greek or eyetalian. either way i think he's too hairy to be white
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:21 PM ET
i keep forgetting if dan is greek or eyetalian. either way i think he's too hairy to be white
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In all seriousness I have the greatest white skin to corse black body hair ratio on this planet.
basementfloor
Montreal Canadiens
Location: My Big Mac only had one meat and too much special sauce :(
Joined: 08.05.2009
Sep 13 @ 9:23 PM ET
i keep forgetting if dan is greek or eyetalian. either way i think he's too hairy to be white
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Neither
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:23 PM ET
Neither
- basementfloor

wait really

armenian?
portuguese?
lebanese?
what else is there
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 13 @ 9:24 PM ET
Neither
- basementfloor

black?

that would make 2.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 13 @ 9:24 PM ET
wait really

armenian?
portuguese?
lebanese?
what else is there
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glucker is all of those things.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Sep 13 @ 9:25 PM ET
Neither
- basementfloor

Bulgarian
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:27 PM ET
thought he was italian and his last name was MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCMXCIX

edit: apparently you shouldn't go higher than 5000 in roman numerals lol

dt are you albanian, you're a gypsy aren't you
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:27 PM ET
thought he was italian and his last name was MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCMXCIX
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Dan Pizza
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Sep 13 @ 9:28 PM ET
Dan Pizza
- Cape Breton Bruins

seriously though i associate dan with rusev in my mind despite having seen both of them in the same place at the same time
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:29 PM ET
In all seriousness I have the greatest white skin to corse black body hair ratio on this planet.
- Cape Breton Bruins

people think i wax my chest but i just haven't hit puberty yet
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
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Joined: 11.26.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:31 PM ET
seriously though i associate dan with rusev in my mind despite having seen both of them in the same place at the same time
- Crimsoninja



I too associate nud people with celebs
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:32 PM ET
people think i wax my chest but i just haven't hit puberty yet
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You're lucky it's a curse
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:34 PM ET


I too associate nud people with celebs
- Cape Breton Bruins

who am i

i know apples is michael cera
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Sep 13 @ 9:35 PM ET
who am i

i know apples is michael cera
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you are patches lol
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 13 @ 9:36 PM ET
who am i

i know apples is michael cera
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i bet crims is chris burke
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:37 PM ET
who am i

i know apples is michael cera
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Dude Andy Samberg
Crims is James spader
Apples is skinny Jonah Hill
Kick is Kevin Nash
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Sep 13 @ 9:38 PM ET
Dude Andy Samberg
Crims is James spader
Apples is skinny Jonah Hill
Kick is Kevin Nash
- Cape Breton Bruins

sweeeeet
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Sep 13 @ 9:38 PM ET
i bet crims is chris burke
- kicksave856

had to google


livid
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:38 PM ET
Dude Andy Samberg
Crims is James spader
Apples is skinny Jonah Hill
Kick is Kevin Nash
- Cape Breton Bruins

oh yeah i knew the samberg thing

and lol at crims

also kick lol at crims

down's spader
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
Sep 13 @ 9:39 PM ET
caper give me another one for kick, the wrestling thing goes over my head
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