i got really high last night and watched law & order on netflix and this morning i had this screenshot on my desktop



i guess dan did get the part
- Shutdown

(frank)in Dann Florek

must've been pretty high to need to turn on subtitles

Update:

Several years ago this guy I know was doing an audition for some poopty local thing that never happened.

anyway I tagged along and there was this hottie there waiting to audition for another part. Anyway iI talked her up and poop and she was this artsy chick (this is when I busted out my classic line "my dream is to one day read Dostoievsky's work in he original tongue" which she fell for hook line and sinker) so I pretended to be part of the scene as well and ended up auditioning for the role if a detective.

so I went out with her a couple of times but then Imade a fatal mistake: I called her up on Oscar night since iI had no clue it was Oscar night and when she realized Ihad no clue it was Oscar night the gig was up and I was busted!



edit: vag and ziggy, this is how we used to meet girls back then.



edit2: on all honesty your way is probably better.
- dt99999

so it seems the issue i texted you about is becoming a less of an issue. girl is parched

so it seems the issue i texted you about is becoming a less of an issue. girl is parched
- Lindenis#1

Send her over.

must've been pretty high to need to turn on subtitles
- Crimsoninja

always leave them on

always leave them on
- Shutdown

have you no regard for cinematography?!?!?!

have you no regard for cinematography?!?!?!
- Crimsoninja

maybe he's just pretty high all the time.

maybe he's just pretty high all the time.
- kicksave856

or he uses the poopty speakers in his tv. pretty much need subs when doing that half the time

or he uses the poopty speakers in his tv. pretty much need subs when doing that half the time
- daeth

A friend of mine screwed up setting up his surround sound properly and you can barely hear the dialogue anytime you watch anything so subs are always on.

Its been like this since he moved into his place in January and he decided that he'd just wait until he moves again to fix it. A whole year. (frank).

A friend of mine screwed up setting up his surround sound properly and you can barely hear the dialogue anytime you watch anything so subs are always on.

Its been like this since he moved into his place in January and he decided that he'd just wait until he moves again to fix it. A whole year. (frank).
- Lindenis#1

(frank)ing Ottoparts (?)

have you no regard for cinematography?!?!?!
- Crimsoninja

i use netflix for stand up, law & order, and making a murderer

edit: and only watch it on my laptop, so yeah poopty sound

and am mostly high when i watch netflix, so yeah everyone was right

(frank)ing Ottoparts (?)
- Crimsoninja

yup

The holiday special Sherlock: The Abominable Bride (9 p.m. ET/PT Friday on PBS Masterpiece) takes Benedict Cumberbatch’s ace detective and Martin Freeman’s John Watson from their contemporary setting back to 1895 London for a mystery set in the Victorian era, the time when Arthur Conan Doyle first introduced the famous resident of 221B Baker Street.

I have been Kylo Ren the entire time

I have been Kylo Ren the entire time
- dt99999

nice hair

I have been Kylo Ren the entire time
- dt99999

I loved how much of a bratty poop he was!

I loved how much of a bratty poop he was!
- Lindenis#1

Emo Kylo Ren
https://twitter.com/kylor3n?lang=en

I saw The Hateful Eight and it was good

Its like a 4/5. I enjoyed how it was basically an entire scene and the twist was good

I saw The Hateful Eight and it was good

Its like a 4/5. I enjoyed how it was basically an entire scene and the twist was good
- Lindenis#1

just got back

it was well acted, more like a stage play really, but i didnt think there were any truly memorable characters at least compared with his other movies.

just got back

it was well acted, more like a stage play really, but i didnt think there were any truly memorable characters at least compared with his other movies.
- Crimsoninja

agreed

i know its tarentino's thing but it felt every minute as long as its run time

i liked it better than django, which i still don't quite get the hype, but it still doesn't come close to reservoir dogs

gotta see The Big Short and The Revenant still

agreed

i know its tarentino's thing but it felt every minute as long as its run time

i liked it better than django, which i still don't quite get the hype, but it still doesn't come close to reservoir dogs

gotta see The Big Short and The Revenant still
- Lindenis#1

i think it might have been better than Django...but none of the characters were on par with Calvin Candy...or the tension fueled scenes with him.

Guys




I watched the big short this week

Guys




I watched the big short this week
- Nucker101

i refuse to ever watch it as it seems like it will be a dumbed down version of a different movie i really enjoyed about the '08 financial crisis

i refuse to ever watch it as it seems like it will be a dumbed down version of a different movie i really enjoyed about the '08 financial crisis
- Crimsoninja

margin call?

margin call?
- daeth

2big2fail
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1742683/