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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
May 9 @ 2:09 PM ET
Jesus. How much is Big Incest paying you?
- BINGO!

it's takin off!
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
May 9 @ 2:10 PM ET
i don't know this joke so i'm just grossed out right now instead
- daeth

nevermind nothing i say matters
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 10 @ 2:37 AM ET
Boyhood is such a poopty movie
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
May 10 @ 10:32 AM ET
Boyhood is such a poopty movie
- Lindenis#1


Yes.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 10 @ 10:35 AM ET
Boyhood is such a poopty movie
- Lindenis#1

Vag, if jr and I ever join you and your uncle for fishing can we get some blow and hookers?
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 10 @ 10:46 AM ET
Vag, if jr and I ever join you and your uncle for fishing can we get some blow and hookers?
- dt99999


i wouldn't trust any of that up in the little town we go fishing out of
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 10 @ 1:13 PM ET
when I deal with Japanese colleagues they actually refer to me as Daniel-san and I enjoy it.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 10 @ 2:50 PM ET
Boyhood is such a poopty movie
- Lindenis#1

Up to the point where they leave the alcoholic guys house it's watchable but beyond that point is a tire fire. It's a dull movie.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 10 @ 2:51 PM ET
nevermind nothing i say matters
- Shutdown

i cherish every word you type
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 10 @ 2:53 PM ET
Up to the point where they leave the alcoholic guys house it's watchable but beyond that point is a tire fire. It's a dull movie.
- daeth


I kept waiting for things to happen. And then when I realized that nothing would happen I waited for it to end. And then it took forever to do that.

The older the kid got the worse the movie got. The like first couple years when he's like 6-8 are watchable.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013
May 10 @ 2:58 PM ET

how did anyone not realize that that movie would be mind numbingly dull
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 10 @ 3:02 PM ET
I kept waiting for things to happen. And then when I realized that nothing would happen I waited for it to end. And then it took forever to do that.

The older the kid got the worse the movie got. The like first couple years when he's like 6-8 are watchable.
- Lindenis#1

I'm a big fan of movies where nothing happens. There's zero payoff with this one though, the characters suck. Other than Ethan Hawke's character they are all ._.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 10 @ 3:18 PM ET
how did anyone not realize that that movie would be mind numbingly dull by
- -davies-


i knew it would be, but it always blows my mind how its reception is so positive for literally a move more boring than Valhalla Rising.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 10 @ 3:21 PM ET
I'm a big fan of movies where nothing happens. There's zero payoff with this one though, the characters suck. Other than Ethan Hawke's character they are all ._.
- daeth


There were like 2 scenes I thought would actually result in things happening.

When they're throwing the saw blade at the wall and kinda bullying the brown kid. Thought he was gonna get (frank)ed up and the kid was going to have to deal with that. Nope.

Then when his mom is like "don't text and drive" and he's like "sure won't" and then he's texting a picture of a pig or something. Thought for sure he was gonna hit someone or get in a car crash and have to live with it. Nope, nothing happens.

Then that one scene where the mom is like "are you drinking? on drugs? partying?" or whatever. I gave up at that point expecting anything that felt like it was being set up turn into a pay off of any kind.
basementfloor
Montreal Canadiens
Location: My Big Mac only had one meat and too much special sauce :(
Joined: 08.05.2009
May 10 @ 3:26 PM ET
is was and best there ever will be
- Crimsoninja

so true
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 10 @ 3:39 PM ET
i knew it would be, but it always blows my mind how its reception is so positive for literally a move more boring than Valhalla Rising.
- Lindenis#1

Critics can be swayed by Oscar bait gimmicks. Take a pretty uninspiring script but make the film in a technically difficult way and people wet themselves. See Revenant as another recent example.

THEY FILMED IT IN THE COLD. LEO WAS COLD THE WHOLE TIME. SO GOOD.

Ok but the movie was average. Who cares. Get heated trailers or film in a less remote area next time.

With Boyhood would anyone even be interested in it if it didn't have the whole "we filmed the kids as they were growing up" gimmick and just used different actors to play the kids at different ages?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 10 @ 3:44 PM ET
when I deal with Japanese colleagues they actually refer to me as Daniel-san and I enjoy it.
- dt99999

sweep the leg



wait. you better not.
BINGO!
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: I'll always remember the last words my grandfather ever told me. He said, "A Truck!", SK
Joined: 09.21.2009
May 10 @ 3:45 PM ET
Critics can be swayed by Oscar bait gimmicks. Take a pretty uninspiring script but make the film in a technically difficult way and people wet themselves. See Revenant as another recent example.

THEY FILMED IT IN THE COLD. LEO WAS COLD THE WHOLE TIME. SO GOOD.

Ok but the movie was average. Who cares. Get heated trailers or film in a less remote area next time.

With Boyhood would anyone even be interested in it if it didn't have the whole "we filmed the kids as they were growing up" gimmick and just used different actors to play the kids at different ages?
- daeth


Only coll thing about The Revenant was looking at the landscape and going "Hey, I've been there. And there. I camp there every summer..."

Don't get that much living where I do.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 10 @ 3:51 PM ET
Only coll thing about The Revenant was looking at the landscape and going "Hey, I've been there. And there. I camp there every summer..."

Don't get that much living where I do.
- BINGO!

The best thing about the movie was easily the cinematography. Emmanuel Lubezki is probably the most talented modern cinematographer though and it was filmed in a beautiful area so no surprise there.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005
May 11 @ 4:01 AM ET


Regarding Pokemon Go and someone dying due to stupidity while playing:

until today i have not gotten into it. i don't know exactly what it is but it seems to be an interaction between our reality and some elements of virtual reality, and it poses a question; is not our existence as we live it a virtual reality already


The interviewer had nothing to say to that.

I'd kill to have a conversation with him. He's not pulling his leg, he's being sincere.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 11 @ 5:31 PM ET
Joy is an awful movie. I really don't think Jennifer Lawrence is a good actress

Also she isn't attractive
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 11 @ 7:56 PM ET
Is Jesse Eisenberg good in anything but the Facebook movie?
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
May 11 @ 7:57 PM ET
Is Jesse Eisenberg good in anything but the Facebook movie?
- Lindenis#1

yeah i guess not really

he does have a pretty famous interview with a hot chick that idiots thought was a shoot but was clearly a work. He played the bumhole actor gimmick to a T
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007
May 11 @ 8:00 PM ET
yeah i guess not really

he does have a pretty famous interview with a hot chick that idiots thought was a shoot but was clearly a work. He played the bumhole actor gimmick to a T
- Crimsoninja


i get the feeling he is just an bumhole. or just takes acting super seriously

i've seen a few interviews of his for BvS and American Ultra and mabes something else, and he was like so deathly serious about acting and how everything is serious all the time.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
May 11 @ 11:25 PM ET
Is Jesse Eisenberg good in anything but the Facebook movie?
- Lindenis#1

adventureland was cool
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