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-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Jun 12 @ 11:09 AM ET
Do it vag it's fun.


Up to the HC to deal with parents/budget/league/team mgr/etc.

Just don't get drawn I to it and you'll be fun.

Just make sure you read the practice plans before practice though. Nothing more an lying to an HC than showing up and ha ingested to explain the practice to the coaches at the same time as the kids and then going around correcting the ACs who are running the drills all (frank)ed up

- dt99999


did BITG do something to your autocorrect ?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 12 @ 11:15 AM ET
lol
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jun 12 @ 11:35 AM ET
dang
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 12 @ 11:40 AM ET
dang
- dt99999

you better redo it.
AGalchenyuk27
Location: He was responsible for the term “Gordie Howe hat trick”, where a player scored a goal, added an , NB
Joined: 02.05.2013

Jun 12 @ 12:55 PM ET
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the series’ first Nintendo Switch game, will have more than 60 fighters. And that includes every single character ever featured in a Super Smash Bros. game.

Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Jun 12 @ 2:16 PM ET
Do it vag it's fun.


Up to the HC to deal with parents/budget/league/team mgr/etc.

Just don't get drawn I to it and you'll be fun.

Just make sure you read the practice plans before practice though. Nothing more an lying to an HC than showing up and ha ingested to explain the practice to the coaches at the same time as the kids and then going around correcting the ACs who are running the drills all (frank)ed up

- dt99999


I probably will. With 10 yr olds they're harmless and young. I'm used to dealing with 12-15 yr olds when I've coached and thats when they're all in puberty and think they know everything.

10yr olds might be fun since they're not poopheads yet. And also I realized that if any of their moms got knocked up in highschool they would be basically the same age as me so maybe hot moms
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jun 12 @ 2:23 PM ET
I probably will. With 10 yr olds they're harmless and young. I'm used to dealing with 12-15 yr olds when I've coached and thats when they're all in puberty and think they know everything.

10yr olds might be fun since they're not poopheads yet. And also I realized that if any of their moms got knocked up in highschool they would be basically the same age as me so maybe hot moms

- Lindenis#1

Yeah the one problem with the younger kids is that many of the moms haven't had time to get a divorce yet.

But yes it's a good age.


JR is peewee next year and I think I might be done I dont really like kids that age that much
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Jun 12 @ 2:58 PM ET
Yeah the one problem with the younger kids is that many of the moms haven't had time to get a divorce yet.

But yes it's a good age.


JR is peewee next year and I think I might be done I dont really like kids that age that much

- dt99999


Peewee is basically where things really start to branch and seperate. Some kids hit puberty early and start to dominate, hitting is introduced (unless that's changed), its when the rep and various A/AA/AAA teams become a thing, parents become psychos since the Bantam draft is 2-3 years away, all those player development extra $$$ programs target kids around 11-12 years old for their entry.

Hockey Canada doesn't do much to help dissuade any of it either. There is a ton of literature that HC posts on their website, and leaves in arenas that basically translates to "IF YOU WANT YOUR KID TO MAKE THE NHL, THEN WHEN HE'S 11 HE BETTER BE ON THE ICE 7 DAYS A WEEK AND HAVE A PRIVATE GYM MEMBERSHIP"

There was a kid on one of the teams I coached who lived in a different "territory" so he would have had to go play for Fort Sask, since they lived in Fort Sask, but his parents wanted him on the St Albert team so they BOUGHT A (frank)ING CONDO in St Albert so they could register there.

The kid was 13 yrs old. 45 minute drive, at minimum, for practices one way.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jun 12 @ 4:51 PM ET
Peewee is basically where things really start to branch and seperate. Some kids hit puberty early and start to dominate, hitting is introduced (unless that's changed), its when the rep and various A/AA/AAA teams become a thing, parents become psychos since the Bantam draft is 2-3 years away, all those player development extra $$$ programs target kids around 11-12 years old for their entry.

Hockey Canada doesn't do much to help dissuade any of it either. There is a ton of literature that HC posts on their website, and leaves in arenas that basically translates to "IF YOU WANT YOUR KID TO MAKE THE NHL, THEN WHEN HE'S 11 HE BETTER BE ON THE ICE 7 DAYS A WEEK AND HAVE A PRIVATE GYM MEMBERSHIP"

There was a kid on one of the teams I coached who lived in a different "territory" so he would have had to go play for Fort Sask, since they lived in Fort Sask, but his parents wanted him on the St Albert team so they BOUGHT A (frank)ING CONDO in St Albert so they could register there.

The kid was 13 yrs old. 45 minute drive, at minimum, for practices one way.

- Lindenis#1



Lol we have a few of those.

It's easier after peewee. By bantam parents have given up on the dream.

Peewee is where they really feel associations are conspiring to keep their 10 year old from making the nhl
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 12 @ 4:55 PM ET
Lol we have a few of those.

It's easier after peewee. By bantam parents have given up on the dream.

Peewee is where they really feel associations are conspiring to keep their 10 year old from making the nhl

- dt99999

in america the kids play soccer until they discover girls and drugs and then they spend the rest of their lives getting fat and drunk.
HOWSMYDICTATE
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 04.30.2017

Jun 12 @ 9:03 PM ET


kitty cats

- Shutdown

i off myself. No desire to live in a post apocalyptic world
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 12 @ 9:14 PM ET
i off myself. No desire to live in a post apocalyptic world
- HOWSMYDICTATE

the show just looks like life in alabama to me. i don't quite get it.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Jun 13 @ 3:49 AM ET
in america the kids play soccer until they discover girls and drugs and then they spend the rest of their lives getting fat and drunk.
- kicksave856

God bless your fat souls
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Jun 13 @ 8:02 AM ET
Darth

I'm about half way through the game because the cracks are starting to split and get dumber. And the style paint is getting thin and letting David Uncaged schlock out a little.

I did the scavenger hunt thing, can't remember if I told you. It was kinda lame. The whole robot society is starting to raise more questions than the style paint can answer.

Like, how new is deviancy? And if its such a widespread problem with something that is as common in society as cars then how come deviancy isn't a big deal? Like shouldn't there be a recall or some government summit or something?

Since I think I've died every chance so far, its confusing as poop to me that everytime I come back to life and talk to Clancy Brown he's like "WTF HOW ARE YOU ALIVE I WATCHED YOU DIE" and at this point I want to say "idiot (frank)face, i'm a robot computer. they took out my HD and put it into a new plug"

That chase after the robot was fun. I wonder if you could catch it. I don't think you could. I took the fast route each time and never made ground. Like, could a robot catch another robot if they're physically equal? I stopped to save Clancy Brown because I legit thought if I continued the chase a plane would crash into me and I'd die again.

With the Jericho stuff, I'm like... confused. "We need parts and goo an there is nowhere to get parts and goo." Shouldn't Markus just be like "hey i came from this robot hell pit that had tons of working parts. in fact i used a ton of them to make myself better. lets go there and get parts." instead of planning a heist where you are going to injure and murder people to get goop?

The torture rape robot sex dungeon house was the most Uncaged the game got. Combine that with the Jericho nonsense and its slipping towards the Cage of old. Cara believing "oh yes i need my GPS taken out. thats why i've been able to be free and not constantly chased at all hours of the day, because my GPS is still working" oh wait...

Then the one dead robot that was like "he turned us into monsters, BUT WHO IS THE REAL MONSTER?" was I think david cage jizzing on his notebook.

the creepy sex rape undertones with Alice are creepy.

- Lindenis#1

i caught up to the guy during the chase but lost him because i had to save buddy cop due to him being conveniently in danger at the exact moment i was about capture the thing. it sounds like that's what you did as well.

the gps trick was dumb. why not just make it a bit less stupid and be like "I HAVE TO UPLOAD THE COORDINATES GET IN THIS DEVICE TY". i did kinda like that whole section even though you knew where it was going the second it started. botraper was pretty creepy.

the deviancy stuff is brand new in the game i think. that first mission is like one of the first cases of deviancy as far as i know.
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Jun 13 @ 8:05 AM ET
I also have some confusion over the robots caring about their appearance and feeling pain.

The game starts out with Connor giving no (frank)s about being shot in the shoulder. A line of dialogue was "oh. you're a robot. this gun won't do anything to you!" basically.

So why is superficial damage traumatic to androids? Like both at Jericho and in the sex dungeon.

Aside from the fact that they can repair damage unless they view themselves as human what does the disfigurement mean in their minds?

If they do view themselves as robots how does missing some skin and looking more robotic hurt them?

And to the pain thing, a robot is like "oh it hurtz" to getting punched in the gut. But gunshots are whatever. But stomping is bad. But slapping is bad. But being shoved over is no biggie. And CAUTERIZING A ROBOT WOUND IS NO BIG DEAL.

Like seriously, robot gets punched in the belly and its a "feel bad for the robot. its in pain" scene. Then there is a scene where a robot has a hot piece of rebar pressed against its robot skin (to close a wound that we've seen robots just need a bit of blue goop to do. and also Markus wasn't bleeding or suffering any ill effects. he was just like "i guess this is open") and the dialogue is like "this can't hurt because we are robots who don't have pain recepticals" or whatever.

- Lindenis#1

they are programmed to act like dino damage is bad or something, i don't know. makes them appear more human.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jun 13 @ 3:35 PM ET
A...HTBS QUIZ

do I loathe Rashida Jones or am I deeply in love with her?




hint: even I dont know!!
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Jun 13 @ 3:37 PM ET
Darth

I'm about half way through the game because the cracks are starting to split and get dumber. And the style paint is getting thin and letting David Uncaged schlock out a little.

I did the scavenger hunt thing, can't remember if I told you. It was kinda lame. The whole robot society is starting to raise more questions than the style paint can answer.

Like, how new is deviancy? And if its such a widespread problem with something that is as common in society as cars then how come deviancy isn't a big deal? Like shouldn't there be a recall or some government summit or something?

Since I think I've died every chance so far, its confusing as poop to me that everytime I come back to life and talk to Clancy Brown he's like "WTF HOW ARE YOU ALIVE I WATCHED YOU DIE" and at this point I want to say "idiot (frank)face, i'm a robot computer. they took out my HD and put it into a new plug"

That chase after the robot was fun. I wonder if you could catch it. I don't think you could. I took the fast route each time and never made ground. Like, could a robot catch another robot if they're physically equal? I stopped to save Clancy Brown because I legit thought if I continued the chase a plane would crash into me and I'd die again.

With the Jericho stuff, I'm like... confused. "We need parts and goo an there is nowhere to get parts and goo." Shouldn't Markus just be like "hey i came from this robot hell pit that had tons of working parts. in fact i used a ton of them to make myself better. lets go there and get parts." instead of planning a heist where you are going to injure and murder people to get goop?

The torture rape robot sex dungeon house was the most Uncaged the game got. Combine that with the Jericho nonsense and its slipping towards the Cage of old. Cara believing "oh yes i need my GPS taken out. thats why i've been able to be free and not constantly chased at all hours of the day, because my GPS is still working" oh wait...

Then the one dead robot that was like "he turned us into monsters, BUT WHO IS THE REAL MONSTER?" was I think david cage jizzing on his notebook.

the creepy sex rape undertones with Alice are creepy.

- Lindenis#1

Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Jun 13 @ 3:43 PM ET
A...HTBS QUIZ

do I loathe Rashida Jones or am I deeply in love with her?




hint: even I dont know!!

- dt99999

Karen Fillappelli bro
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jun 15 @ 12:03 AM ET
so apparently this horror movie Hereditary is supposed to be really good. I will see it without viewing even a wisp of trailer footage. #notrailers
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Jun 15 @ 12:09 AM ET
so apparently this horror movie Hereditary is supposed to be really good. I will see it without viewing even a wisp of trailer footage. #notrailers
- Crimsoninja

damn, i heard about it but just googled the reviews. a good horror movie gets me pretty excited

#NoTrailerGang
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jun 15 @ 12:28 AM ET
i also want to see the scary movie with no trailer
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jun 15 @ 1:07 AM ET
i also want to see the scary movie with no trailer
- Shutdown

let's do this

Nucker will smuggle in our snacks


Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Jun 15 @ 1:53 AM ET
I heard that (redacted) about Heredetereee
Nucker101
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Vancouver, BC
Joined: 09.26.2010

Jun 15 @ 2:16 AM ET
let's do this

Nucker will smuggle in our snacks



- Crimsoninja






she might be the love of my life
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jun 15 @ 8:53 AM ET
let's do this

Nucker will smuggle in our snacks



- Crimsoninja

lol
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