Sounds like it should be called Juarez - FUNslinger! m i rite?
- nfph

dl the game tough guy

that makes little to no sense.
- dt99999

My big fat fingers mashed too many iPhone keys

its probably one of the top 2 games released since 1983, imo

but i can see you getting frustrated at times. There are "Duels" at the end of certain levels where you have to balance your focus with your speed and kill a guy by being quicker on the draw and they are (frank)ing tough. i became livid several times and almost threw my controller through my tv at least 6 times


edit: i think they are actually called Standoffs and not Duels.
- Crimsoninja

Sounds about right

Sounds about right
- shvingter88

dl the game tough guy

dl the game tough guy
- Crimsoninja

You're standoff skills are amateur at best

maybe when you guys are done shooting each other in the face you can towel off and tEEM.

dl the game tough guy
- Crimsoninja

*Considers

maybe when you guys are done shooting each other in the face you can towel off and tEEM.
- kicksave856

I'm experiencing bad allergic reactions to the pollen today so I just went to the bathroom to get some toilet paper to sneeze into. I went into a stall and heard this guy finish up at the urinal and skip washing his hands to use the dyson air blade fancy hand drier, which I'm guessing either blew the piss right off his hand or encrusted it onto his palms. Thought of you.

Fable 3 was utter (frank)ing trash and I (frank)ing hated it and I'm still mad about it when I think of it.

(frank) that game.

Fable 3 was utter (frank)ing trash and I (frank)ing hated it and I'm still mad about it when I think of it.

(frank) that game.
- DTF69

YES

I'm experiencing bad allergic reactions to the pollen today so I just went to the bathroom to get some toilet paper to sneeze into. I went into a stall and heard this guy finish up at the urinal and skip washing his hands to use the dyson air blade fancy hand drier, which I'm guessing either blew the piss right off his hand or encrusted it onto his palms. Thought of you.
- Shutdown

well think of this:
when you take a wiz backsplash gets on the roll of toilet paper which is universally mounted in a strategically bad position as it relates to backsplash.

thusly, you blew your nose on TP that was previously soiled with OPP and toilet water. sorry for your luck.

i genuinely think you are a good guy, ziggy. please use this information to your advantage going forward and use kleenex or at least a roll of tp that is sitting on the back of the toilet as opposed to the one on the wall which is directly in the line of fire.

Fable 3 was utter (frank)ing trash and I (frank)ing hated it and I'm still mad about it when I think of it.

(frank) that game.
- DTF69

whats the best fable game then?

well think of this:
when you take a wiz backsplash gets on the roll of toilet paper which is universally mounted in a strategically bad position as it relates to backsplash.

thusly, you blew your nose on TP that was previously soiled with OPP and toilet water. sorry for your luck.

i genuinely think you are a good guy, ziggy. please use this information to your advantage going forward and use kleenex or at least a roll of tp that is sitting on the back of the toilet as opposed to the one on the wall which is directly in the line of fire.
- kicksave856

kinda sad that you'd think i was that narrow minded. i always flush the first squares from the toilet paper before i use them to wipe or blow my nose. especially if its hanging out passed the dispenser.

also who takes a standing up wizz in the stall? there are urinals.

whats the best fable game then?
- Crimsoninja

8

8
- Shutdown

beat it in '06

kinda sad that you'd think i was that narrow minded. i always flush the first squares from the toilet paper before i use them to wipe or blow my nose. especially if its hanging out passed the dispenser.

also who takes a standing up wizz in the stall? there are urinals.
- Shutdown

exactly

the dispenser blocks all residual splash anyway

exactly

the dispenser blocks all residual splash anyway
- Crimsoninja

i bet kicksave has wiped his butt with other people's pee way more than you or i have.

whats the best fable game then?
- Crimsoninja

The first one. By far. By so (frank)ing far its not even a word in English. Its like so far better that its a (frank)ing Jabberwokky.

The first one. By far. By so (frank)ing far its not even a word in English. Its like so far better that its a (frank)ing Jabberwokky.
- DTF69

ty sir

kinda sad that you'd think i was that narrow minded. i always flush the first squares from the toilet paper before i use them to wipe or blow my nose. especially if its hanging out passed the dispenser.

also who takes a standing up wizz in the stall? there are urinals.
- Shutdown

I do sometimes.


I work with a lot of engineers, many of them who are asian and thus small-penised.

they seemingly can't reach the (frank)ing urinal so at times there's a (frank)ing goddamn river of piss in front of it and I'm not wading through that to tap my kidneys so I'll go into the stall.


would never dream of blowing my nose or touching my face with anything in there though regardless of whether it's in a dispenser or not.

basically, you and crimsoninja are animals.

I do sometimes.


I work with a lot of engineers, many of them who are asian and thus small-penised.

they seemingly can't reach the (frank)ing urinal so at times there's a (frank)ing goddamn river of piss in front of it and I'm not wading through that to tap my kidneys so I'll go into the stall.


would never dream of blowing my nose or touching my face with anything in there though regardless of whether it's in a dispenser or not.

basically, you and crimsoninja are animals.
- dt99999

dont worry i went to get the kleenex box out of my car at lunch to avoid more of these situations. guess everyone here has a big schlong too, cuz no piss puddle problems.

kinda sad that you'd think i was that narrow minded. i always flush the first squares from the toilet paper before i use them to wipe or blow my nose. especially if its hanging out passed the dispenser.

also who takes a standing up wizz in the stall? there are urinals.
- Shutdown

well your second paragraph completely cancels out your first sentence unfortunately.

you wizz at a toilet as opposed to a urinal because backsplash is actually much more intense at a urinal as the impact point is much closer.

it's physics. i think..

I do sometimes.


I work with a lot of engineers, many of them who are asian and thus small-penised.

they seemingly can't reach the (frank)ing urinal so at times there's a (frank)ing goddamn river of piss in front of it and I'm not wading through that to tap my kidneys so I'll go into the stall.


would never dream of blowing my nose or touching my face with anything in there though regardless of whether it's in a dispenser or not.

basically, you and crimsoninja are animals.
- dt99999

all of this post is the truth.

honestly i dont think ive ever blown my nose with work toilet paper but im not going to sit here and condemn someone for resorting to such action if needed

honestly i dont think ive ever blown my nose with work toilet paper but im not going to sit here and condemn someone for resorting to such action if needed
- Crimsoninja

I think it depends if something else was available.


if the situation is desperate enough to call for rubbing someone else's urine all over your face then you do what needs to be done but if it's avoidable....