I rocked out this morning
- dt99999

Felt like this

ATTENTION...................................................JOHN

for the last few months on my way to work ive been driving by the construction of a brand new super-WAWA.
every day i watched as it slowly came together.
anyway i needed smokes today and i saw it was the grand opening so i stopped in.
of course it was a madhouse. even had some girl setting up an electric piano inside.
i saw that there was actually a seperate register counter (apart from the usual center island station) that seemed specifically setup for cigarrete sales as all the smokes were on the wall behind it.
so i went to buy and some mutant manager guy said "Ho ! we actually dont have our cigarrete license yet!!!"
and he gave me some fukin coupon for a free Wawa-brand fruit punch.

also please note that this makes 3 separate Wawas on the same road probably within literally a 1.5 mile stretch

ATTENTION...................................................JOHN

for the last few months on my way to work ive been driving by the construction of a brand new super-WAWA.
every day i watched as it slowly came together.
anyway i needed smokes today and i saw it was the grand opening so i stopped in.
of course it was a madhouse. even had some girl setting up an electric piano inside.
i saw that there was actually a seperate register counter (apart from the usual center island station) that seemed specifically setup for cigarrete sales as all the smokes were on the wall behind it.
so i went to buy and some mutant manager guy said "Ho ! we actually dont have our cigarrete license yet!!!"
and he gave me some fukin coupon for a free Wawa-brand fruit punch.
- Crimsoninja

Smokers are jokers.

ATTENTION...................................................JOHN

for the last few months on my way to work ive been driving by the construction of a brand new super-WAWA.
every day i watched as it slowly came together.
anyway i needed smokes today and i saw it was the grand opening so i stopped in.
of course it was a madhouse. even had some girl setting up an electric piano inside.
i saw that there was actually a separate register counter (apart from the usual center island station) that seemed specifically setup for cigarette sales as all the smokes were on the wall behind it.
so i went to buy and some mutant manager guy said "Ho ! we actually dont have our cigarette license yet!!!"
and he gave me some fukin coupon for a free Wawa-brand fruit punch.
- Crimsoninja

first of all let me say that i am excited about your new super wawa.

the new cigarette counter sounds like a great idea. that will make me happy as a smoker and when i finally quit it will make me happy as a non-smoker. either way we aren't elongating each others lines and wait times. fukin wawa, man. really the best. however, i am sorry that they opened without their cig license. seems like a weak move to me. like opening before you have plastic bags or electricity or something.

blacks love that fruit punch. depending on if it is 16oz or a half gallon you can probably trade that coupon for an okay used firearm in camden.

also please note that this makes 3 separate Wawas on the same road probably within literally a 1.5 mile stretch
- Crimsoninja

i have never heard anyone say you can have too many wawas.

that 1.5 mile stretch actually sounds like it could use one more wawa.

*lights return to normal, quiet laughter slowly filters through the speakers*

*a hooded figure slowly makes his way down to the ring and is handed a microphone, he sits down cross legged in the ring*

"A blight will consume this land. I seek only to hasten the suffering of damned souls"

*lights go out, flash blue 3 times and the figure has disappeared*
- DTF69

You're not intimidating anyone. You're 115 pounds tops. wussy.

You're not intimidating anyone. You're 115 pounds tops. wussy.
- phuckyou

My morning Dic Ann's poop was more thant that.

My morning Dic Ann's poop was more thant that.
- WaterBoy

I seriously considered a u-turn & second order while I was driving back.

(frank) that poop is good.

My morning Dic Ann's poop was more thant that.
- WaterBoy

yuck

I seriously considered a u-turn & second order while I was driving back.

(frank) that poop is good.
- dt99999

Samesies.

Im not sure.. but have the impression the one on PIE IX is better tasting.

Maybe because it's served by a hot red head..

Samesies.

Im not sure.. but have the impression the one on PIE IX is better tasting.

Maybe because it's served by a hot red head..
- WaterBoy

yeah the NDG one is definitely the weak link but still glorious.

I don't think any location tops Laval

yeah the NDG one is definitely the weak link but still glorious.

I don't think any location tops Laval
- dt99999

Laval... sacrament....

Laval... sacrament....
- WaterBoy

diamond in the rough my friend.

diamond in the rough my friend.
- dt99999

I hate laval.. but it's the kind of town where most of the ladies are all (frank)in milfs.. typical douchettes but (frank)able

I hate laval.. but it's the kind of town where most of the ladies are all (frank)in milfs.. typical douchettes but (frank)able
- WaterBoy

if vag moved to the area he'd be drawn to it like a fly on shit

if vag moved to the area he'd be drawn to it like a fly on shit
- dt99999

he wouldnt do very well though.

italians, greeks and separatists. who would take him in?

Laval... sacrament....
- WaterBoy

sauce lab

he wouldnt do very well though.

italians, greeks and separatists. who would take him in?
- Shutdown

good point. probably more of a brossard boy.

good point. probably more of a brossard boy.
- dt99999

notice that you're just naming places with a fuzzy's?

he wouldnt do very well though.

italians, greeks and separatists. who would take him in?
- Shutdown

sauce lab
- Shutdown

notice that you're just naming places with a fuzzy's?
- Shutdown

and Le Skratch

- dt99999