This is where we can be uncensored, boyz... Now go!

This is where we can be uncensored, boyz... Now go!
- laughs2907

Dont tell me wd you

I started typing and my phone went Batpoop crazy.
Maybe it's a sign we should be nice to each other.

Dont tell me wd you

I started typing and my phone went Batpoop crazy.
Maybe it's a sign we should be nice to each other.
- abware

nonsense. Whats the fun in that?
edit: assware.

nonsense. Whats the fun in that?
edit: assware.
- ChetManly

(frank) you chetwomanly. Eat a bag of Richards

(frank) you chetwomanly. Eat a bag of Richards
- abware

stop snoodling with elephants.

nonsense. Whats the fun in that?
edit: assware.
- ChetManly

assware

So what do you Zorches think of my line combos?

Ference ~ Dubnyk ~ Smyth
Gagner ~ Potter ~ Smid
Hemsky ~ Perron ~ Gordon
J. Schultz ~ Hall ~ Petry

Omark ~ Yakupov
LaBarbera ~ N. Schultz
RNH ~ Lander

Eberle
Jones

assware

So what do you Zorches think of my line combos?

Ference ~ Dubnyk ~ Smyth
Gagner ~ Potter ~ Smid
Hemsky ~ Perron ~ Gordon
J. Schultz ~ Hall ~ Petry

Omark ~ Yakupov
LaBarbera ~ N. Schultz
RNH ~ Lander

Eberle
Jones
- laughs2907

Looks like a retarded newfie was huffing glue and decided to play coach.









P.S. I hope you are not retarded

Looks like a retarded newfie was huffing glue and decided to play coach.









P.S. I hope you are not retarded
- abware

I think J. Schultz would actually be a good forward.

I'm not sure if I'm retarded or not, but every now and then when I have my pic taken, it looks like something may be a bit off.

So someone was saying that Yakupov looked really good today... I'm telling you guys, he's going to rip the NHL a new asshole this year... I predict that he'll be one of the highest goal scorers in the league this year. Bold prediction, but if you don't like it, eat my ass with a spoon, am I right? Am I right? Haha, yeah, I'm right!

I think J. Schultz would actually be a good forward.

I'm not sure if I'm retarded or not, but every now and then when I have my pic taken, it looks like something may be a bit off.

So someone was saying that Yakupov looked really good today... I'm telling you guys, he's going to rip the NHL a new asshole this year... I predict that he'll be one of the highest goal scorers in the league this year. Bold prediction, but if you don't like it, eat my ass with a spoon, am I right? Am I right? Haha, yeah, I'm right!
- laughs2907

Ummm, you were supposed to talk shit back.

Ummm, you were supposed to talk shit back.
- abware

No no no, you (frank)ing moron.

This is a place where we CAN bash one another, it is not required. If it's simply a bashing ground, it'll get boring...

Also, I would like to discuss bull semen more, and it seems that Yeti has grown tired of bull semen somehow.

P.S. You (frank)ing knob.

No no no, you (frank)ing moron.

This is a place where we CAN bash one another, it is not required. If it's simply a bashing ground, it'll get boring...

Also, I would like to discuss bull semen more, and it seems that Yeti has grown tired of bull semen somehow.

P.S. You (frank)ing knob.
- laughs2907

My bad.

Maybe we can sell to Iran?
http://qz.com/91152/the-u...-sperm-to-iran-this-year/

My bad.

Maybe we can sell to Iran?
http://qz.com/91152/the-u...-sperm-to-iran-this-year/


- abware

I can fit 2 million dollars worth in my shoe

I can fit 2 million dollars worth in my shoe
- laughs2907

That would be an interesting thing to explain if you had to get the chemical swab while going through security!

That would be an interesting thing to explain if you had to get the chemical swab while going through security!
- ChetManly

I saw I guy get busted with a pocket wussy in his carry on going thru security on our way to Fort Mac once. It was (frank)ing hilarious. He was a newf. the guard held it up asking "what is this"?, and the Newf was saying " just throw it away". I was thinking that this guy has to be Laughs.

I saw I guy get busted with a pocket wussy in his carry on going thru security on our way to Fort Mac once. It was (frank)ing hilarious. He was a newf. the guard held it up asking "what is this"?, and the Newf was saying " just throw it away". I was thinking that this guy has to be Laughs.
- doon

Why would you even try take that?

Why would you even try take that?
- Lahey

Newfs, man. Newfs.

Why would you even try take that?
- Lahey

It was funny because the guard was the only one who didnt know what it was. There was about 20 people including women laughing at this guy, and I'm like dude put that thing down.

Why would you even try take that?
- Lahey

Agreed. You wouldn't need that in Fort Mac, with all the whores there.

When RNH returns... Which would you prefer?

Combo #1
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Perron ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Smyth ~ Jones

Combo #2
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Hall ~ Yakupov
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

Combo #3
Hall ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #4
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #5
Hall ~ RNH ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Eberle ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Omark
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

When RNH returns... Which would you prefer?

Combo #1
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Perron ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Smyth ~ Jones

Combo #2
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Hall ~ Yakupov
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

Combo #3
Hall ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #4
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #5
Hall ~ RNH ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Eberle ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Omark
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones
- laughs2907

None of them

When RNH returns... Which would you prefer?

Combo #1
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Perron ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Smyth ~ Jones

Combo #2
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Hall ~ Yakupov
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

Combo #3
Hall ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #4
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #5
Hall ~ RNH ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Eberle ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Omark
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones
- laughs2907

Combo 1 without smyth

Combo 1 without smyth
- Oilers42

Maybe throw Lander in there instead? Make Smyth the vice president of stick management operations.

None of them
- Lahey

Eat my balls.

When RNH returns... Which would you prefer?

Combo #1
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Perron ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Smyth ~ Jones

Combo #2
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Hall ~ Yakupov
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Hemsky
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones

Combo #3
Hall ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #4
Hall ~ RNH ~ Eberle
Omark ~ Gagner ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Gordon ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Lander ~ Jones

Combo #5
Hall ~ RNH ~ Yakupov
Perron ~ Eberle ~ Hemsky
Smyth ~ Gagner ~ Omark
Joensuu ~ Gordon ~ Jones
- laughs2907

1 and 3. Motherfuker.