kicksave856
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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-davies-
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Location: A medical emergency involving you. Joined: 08.05.2013
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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so on Saturday night I'm sitting in the basement watching tv and I hear footsteps down the stairs.
I can tell it's Natasho finding a reason to get out of bed.
so I never saw him, all I saw was the very tip of a plastic lightsabre making it's way down the stairs before him and I said "GO TO BED".
he didn't say a word and turned around up the stairs but I cold still hear some movement before he waled into his room and closed the door.
later in the evening I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth and say this on the bathroom counter:
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kicksave856
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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so on Saturday night I'm sitting in the basement watching tv and I hear footsteps down the stairs.
I can tell it's Natasho finding a reason to get out of bed.
so I never saw him, all I saw was the very tip of a plastic lightsabre making it's way down the stairs before him and I said "GO TO BED".
he didn't say a word and turned around up the stairs but I cold still hear some movement before he waled into his room and closed the door.
later in the evening I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth and say this on the bathroom counter:
- dt99999
lol wait, did he cut off some of his hair? |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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lol wait, did he cut off some of his hair? - kicksave856
yeah this big goofy triangle right on his forehead.
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kicksave856
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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yeah this big goofy triangle right on his forehead.
had to go get fixed yesterday - dt99999
lol i love that kid. |
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Location: A medical emergency involving you. Joined: 08.05.2013
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lol my friend's kid pulled a natasho a few years back |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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i can't believe i missed this story |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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being told that a MAJOR INCIDENT occurred today when dt99999 jr referred to Natasho's soccer team "The Chipmunks" as "The Cheapmunks" |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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being told that a MAJOR INCIDENT occurred today when dt99999 jr referred to Natasho's soccer team "The Chipmunks" as "The Cheapmunks" - dt99999
(frank)ing nailed it, junior |
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Location: A medical emergency involving you. Joined: 08.05.2013
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(frank)ing nailed it, junior - Shutdown
born to buzz |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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Natasho had soccer yesterday.
they play 3 on 3 on a quarter field, no goalies.
His team was basically him, a kid who wouldn't getup becasue he had to poop so he sat down for the whole game pulling out grass and another kid who spent the game crying becasue nobody would give him the ball.
Natasho scored 6 goals while carrying those clowns and at 6-0 I told him to stop scoring and to pass the ball to his teammates.
He tried for a while but every time he passed the poop kid wouldn't just sit and stare at the ball and the crying kid was scared to touch it so Natasho changed his strategy and instead of passing he just carried the ball to them and yelled at them to take it while at the same time kids form the other team were bouncing off him unable to get the ball.
when we got back home his only regret was that our neighbour who plays for the other team wasn't there today to see how he "rocked their team"
what I've just explained in a nutshell is the different between a kid who has an older brother who has been beating on him since day 1 and a first sibling who finds himself for the first time in a situation where he has to compete for something.
I am fortunate that dt99999 jr never really went though that as he has a cousin only a couple of months apart with whom he has had a feud for almost 9 years now.
caper, please encourage nurps to be as ruthless as she can with her siblings.
edit: forgot to mention at some point a kid from the other team had a clear breakaway but unfortunately he was heading for the wrong goal so natasho caught up to him and grabbed him by the arm and the kid fell down and started crying while natasho yelled at him to go score in the other net. |
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kicksave856
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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love natasho like he was a part of my own family |
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Natasho had soccer yesterday.
they play 3 on 3 on a quarter field, no goalies.
His team was basically him, a kid who wouldn't getup becasue he had to poop so he sat down for the whole game pulling out grass and another kid who spent the game crying becasue nobody would give him the ball.
Natasho scored 6 goals while carrying those clowns and at 6-0 I told him to stop scoring and to pass the ball to his teammates.
He tried for a while but every time he passed the poop kid wouldn't just sit and stare at the ball and the crying kid was scared to touch it so Natasho changed his strategy and instead of passing he just carried the ball to them and yelled at them to take it while at the same time kids form the other team were bouncing off him unable to get the ball.
when we got back home his only regret was that our neighbour who plays for the other team wasn't there today to see how he "rocked their team"
what I've just explained in a nutshell is the different between a kid who has an older brother who has been beating on him since day 1 and a first sibling who finds himself for the first time in a situation where he has to compete for something.
I am fortunate that dt99999 jr never really went though that as he has a cousin only a couple of months apart with whom he has had a feud for almost 9 years now.
caper, please encourage nurps to be as ruthless as she can with her siblings.
edit: forgot to mention at some point a kid from the other team had a clear breakaway but unfortunately he was heading for the wrong goal so natasho caught up to him and grabbed him by the arm and the kid fell down and started crying while natasho yelled at him to go score in the other net. - dt99999
Nurps and I both will treat all future children as nothing more then subordinates.
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dt99999
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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Nurps and I both will treat all future children as nothing more then subordinates. - Cape Breton Bruins
excellent!
you are both on the right track! |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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excellent!
you are both on the right track! - dt99999
any future children should be referred to as "the help" |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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any future children should be referred to as "the help" - kicksave856
Natasho is 4 and obviously the greatest soccer superstar the world has yet known and I still often refer to him as "the baby" |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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Missed the entire 1st half of jr's soccer game due to natasho deciding he had to take a poop at the field even though i asked him several times before we left if he hHD to take a poop. |
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Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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Missed the entire 1st half of jr's soccer game due to natasho deciding he had to take a poop at the field even though i asked him several times before we left if he hHD to take a poop. - dt99999
did you guys go back home or was there a port-a-potty or what |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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did you guys go back home or was there a port-a-potty or what - Shutdown
Nah there's tthe chalet he shat there and now he's in the shower I just threw that white powder on him that they threw on Stallone in First Blood |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option. Joined: 09.29.2005
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Nah there's tthe chalet he shat there and now he's in the shower I just threw that white powder on him that they threw on Stallone in First Blood - dt99999
you're a good dad.
if i had a kid and he had to poop on a public toilet i'd just leave him there and write him off as a loss. |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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you're a good dad.
if i had a kid and he had to poop on a public toilet i'd just leave him there and write him off as a loss. - kicksave856
There's a technique to it.
first you pile on a massive tp shield and then strict instructions to keep his hands on his knees.
when he was younger I'd just hold him oover the toilet and let him to air drops but now he'stoo heavy |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC Joined: 04.06.2008
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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btw yesterday at soccer half his team left crying so they were 2 against 5 and he still scored like 9 goals in a 10 - 0 win. |
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