James Tanner: Coyotes Up 2-1 and League Discipline Is Pending

Hey Tanner. Not every single accomplishment by the Coyotes needs to be attributed to Kuemper. I've watched all of their games (you admitted not to)...and the game is a bit more complicated than you make it out to be. Kuemper has let in 4 goals in one game, 3 in another, and slammed the door shut with just 1 goal in the other. So it's not like he is stealing games here. The Coyotes have scored 10 goals so that has helped.

But have you noticed that in both wins the Coyotes outhit the Preds, and blocked more shots than the Preds? The one game they failed to do that was when they lost. So that might be a couple of aspects in the game of hockey to pay attention to.

Or just make everything about Kuemper. That's easier than actually watching the games.

James Tanner: Coyotes Up 2-1 and League Discipline Is Pending
- James_Tanner

That's quite the detailed preview for today's Preds-Coyotes game. It doesn't matter what happens. As long as Kuemper is playing the Coyotes will win. Something.... Marmaduke something I play guitar something I can't walk straight. Well done, Jimmy!

When the Jagged Little Pill tour came to my city, I drove 12 hours to see Pantera and White Zombie. Now that was spectacular.

Tanner writes a full blog, doesn’t know anything so retreads out the same old crap about goaltending despite the goaltending being worse than he pumped it up to be

First post cans his trite crap in 2 sentences.

When the Jagged Little Pill tour came to my city, I drove 12 hours to see Pantera and White Zombie. Now that was spectacular.
- DarthProbert

I saw that show. I wanna say....1996? Deftones opened. Copps Coliseum

His entire take on the Coyotes has been off. Kuemper had a great year and stole several games, but that is not what has happened in this series so far. Yet that's his take.

In game 1 he had a hissy fit because Taylor Hall only played 8-9 minutes 5-on-5. But he failed to see that there were 13 minor penalties so much of the game was on special teams. Hall played 18 minutes that night, but the conclusion was Tocchet is an idiot.

He goes on and on about how Crouse doesn't belong in the NHL, Richardson plays too much, why isn't Hayton getting top line minutes...because he doesn't understand the nuances of the game. If you don't have a good Corsi then you shouldn't be playing so much. Oops, I forgot, Corsi was last year. Now the shiny new toy is WAR and Jfresh cards. He doesn't understand the sport. But that's entertaining. This is like watching these shows featuring the country's worst driver. You tune in to laugh at the incompetence of others.
- Kooleus

Don’t forget his views on Tocchet

Don’t forget his views on Tocchet
- DrunkFan

Tocchet is a Dinosaur. Jimmy also ridicules Hextall who mostly built the current Flyers team. Dinosaur. Lamoriello's Isles have advanced to the second round for the second year in a row. Dinosaur. Babcock sucks. He won a Cup, made it to 2 other Cup Finals. Won 2 Olympic gold medals. Dinosaur. Ken Holland? Dinosaur. Dave Tippett? Dinosaur.

Trotz is overrated. He won a Cup too. Jurassic Park hockey never works. Too many dinosaurs. I'm different for the sake of being different and no one will listen to me. You're all jealous of my jean jacket and Jfresh cards. Hell I don't even watch the games but I'll barf up a vomit blog anyway, talk out my ass and reference natural fish sticks dot com 🎏

Tocchet is a Dinosaur. Jimmy also ridicules Hextall who mostly built the current Flyers team. Dinosaur. Lamoriello's Isles have advanced to the second round for the second year in a row. Dinosaur. Babcock sucks. He won a Cup, made it to 2 other Cup Finals. Won 2 Olympic gold medals. Dinosaur. Ken Holland? Dinosaur. Dave Tippett? Dinosaur.

Trotz is overrated. He won a Cup too. Jurassic Park hockey never works. Too many dinosaurs. I'm different for the sake of being different and no one will listen to me. You're all jealous of my jean jacket and Jfresh cards. Hell I don't even watch the games but I'll barf up a vomit blog anyway, talk out my ass and reference natural fish sticks dot com 🎏
- gergeswillems

Don't forget Torts. What a dinosaur. Keefe is a tactical genius. Look at Torts screaming at Dubois after his mistake in game 2. Someone call the cops, err, I mean a social worker. They should talk quietly about their feelings. Oh look, Dubois responded the next game with a hat-trick against the choking Leafs. Probably just a coincidence.

Don't forget Torts. What a dinosaur. Keefe is a tactical genius. Look at Torts screaming at Dubois after his mistake in game 2. Someone call the cops, err, I mean a social worker. They should talk quietly about their feelings. Oh look, Dubois responded the next game with a hat-trick against the choking Leafs. Probably just a coincidence.
- Kooleus

Forgot about that one.

That's quite the detailed preview for today's Preds-Coyotes game. It doesn't matter what happens. As long as Kuemper is playing the Coyotes will win. Something.... Marmaduke something I play guitar something I can't walk straight. Well done, Jimmy!
- gergeswillems

tanner is the cnn of hockey. doesn't matter what happens. headline doesn't change.

tanner is the cnn of hockey. doesn't matter what happens. headline doesn't change.


- Tumbleweed

Jimmy gets 3 channels. CNN, Fox News and JFN (Jay Fresh Network).

Jimmy gets 3 channels. CNN, Fox News and JFN (Jay Fresh Network).
- gergeswillems

JFN is actually JFC - (Jay Fresh Communications) -- I believe we all say JFC numerous times when reading jimmies blogs

James Tanner: Coyotes Up 2-1 and League Discipline Is Pending
- James_Tanner

jimmie,

looks like the dinosaur is a good coach after all

Hey Tanner. Looks like the Coyotes have advanced. I can do a game recap in case you were too busy to watch them again.

Let me see...they got goals tonight from Grabner, Oesterle, and Richardson. The same Grabner that you wanted scratched, the same Oesterle that doesn't belong in the NHL, and the same Richardson who plays way too many minutes by his dinosaur coach. Did I mention Richardson is the only centre on the roster who has consistently dominated on faceoffs in this series. He went 11 for 16 this afternoon. That's why the coach plays him over Barrett Hayton. Oh I forgot, faceoffs don't matter. It's all about Jfresh cards.

Hey Tanner. Looks like the Coyotes have advanced. I can do a game recap in case you were too busy to watch them again.

Let me see...they got goals tonight from Grabner, Oesterle, and Richardson. The same Grabner that you wanted scratched, the same Oesterle that doesn't belong in the NHL, and the same Richardson who plays way too many minutes by his dinosaur coach. Did I mention Richardson is the only centre on the roster who has consistently dominated on faceoffs in this series. He went 11 for 16 this afternoon. That's why the coach plays him over Barrett Hayton. Oh I forgot, faceoffs don't matter. It's all about Jfresh cards.
- Kooleus

Dude you are En Fuego

James Tanner: Coyotes Up 2-1 and League Discipline Is Pending
- James_Tanner

Jose Bautista is one of the most overrated players of all time. And a douche to boot. No wonder you like him

I get the feeling this putz watched nothing.

I get the feeling this putz watched nothing.
- Angus4444

Putz!! Perfect description!!!

Jane who hates fighting also must be stewing over Spezza's fight sparking the Leafs comeback. She must be getting her knickers in a knot.